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Joined 03-15-12, id: 3821023, Profile Updated: 05-15-13
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Bleach.

Hello, everyone! You may refer to me as "Her Royal Highness, Queen Symphony the 17th." Or, y'know, you could just stick with "Symphony." That works too. :P

Anyway, I love fanfiction, I've been reading it for about 4 years now and writing it for... 2? But I've written a few original short stories before then and still am! I have a lot of stuff lying around my computer that I'll be trying to get uploaded soon, so keep an eye out for that!

I'm in so many fandoms it would take me forever to list them. I suppose I'll try though...

Bleach, Naruto, Death Note, Full Metal Alchemist, Kaichou wa Maid-sama, Immortal Rain, Labyrinth, Doctor Who, Babylon 5, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit, Avengers/Marvel (movies only, I haven't read any of the comics yet), etc...

Current projects:

The Missing Substitute Shinigami (title subject to change) -- Um... I really have no explanation for this one. You'll have to wait and see. ;) -- ON HOLD, first chapter coming soon.

Jinx -- Warehouse 13-fic, vaguely Myka-centric with some Clinks friendship -- ON HOLD

Fey -- Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler-inspired faery fic -- ON HOLD

The Vaughn Sisters -- (Previously a small collaborative piece between me and distraught.hallelujah, now a larger piece by me.) Several of our favorite Naruto characters are pulled into our world, and are met by two sisters with a fondness for anime... -- IN PROGRESS, first chapter going up soon.

The Muggle Next Door -- Draco/OC, Basically a rewrite of HP years 6, 7, and epilogue. -- COMPLETE, I just haven't uploaded all of it. Looking for a beta for this, if anyone's interested.

Turning Tables -- Sirius/OC, Songfic to Adele's song of the same name. -- COMPLETE

...And I astound even myself with the number of fics I have in progress right now. This is a little ridiculous. Anyway, most of these are going up soon, and if anyone is interested in beta-ing any of my stories, shoot me a message and we'll talk!

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19 Ways to Annoy Legolas by bookfreak1317 reviews
Title says it all. Each chapter is dedicated to a different way to annoy Legolas. This is NOT a list story. Completed for the last time!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Legolas - Complete
Twas the Night Before Christmas by distraught.hallelujah reviews
Twas the night before Christmas, in Seireitei. ... I know it's been done before, but I had to give it a shot! Everyone knows the poem, and apparently you know the anime, and they are really, really messed up together, but at least there's a little KenpachiXUnohana that I know you love... so read and review, please? Many thanks!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2012 - K. Zaraki, Shunsui K. - Complete
Alone? by holograffiti reviews
Kiera tries another aspect of the 2012-life: having a drink in a bar, because she's feeling alone. But is she? Enter Kellog. R&R VERY appreciated!
Continuum - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Kiera C., M. Kellog - Complete
The Experiment by Sillabub7 reviews
After an experiment caused by Mayuri Kurotsuchi, most of the Gotei 13's captains have been turned into children! What horrors will ensue? And can he create a cure before it's too late? Takes place shortly before the beginning of Bleach. Now complete.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,310 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Complete
Phases of the Moon by Elle917 reviews
It seemed almost inevitable, and looking back, maybe it was. When a sudden wave of Hollows attacks Karakura Town, Yuzu and Karin's lives change forever. The two of them must now get through the Shinigami Academy, and all it entails. HitsuKarin. IchiRuki. (Started out as Karin-centric, but became weighted towards Yuzu by the end).
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 118,870 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 4/13/2011 - [Karin K., T. Hitsugaya] Yuzu K. - Complete
The Resilient One by distraught.hallelujah reviews
Hikari Hoshino and Rukia Kuchiki are on a mission - sneak into Uryu Ishida's house and get pictures for Hikari's Uryu Archives. Will they succeed, or be found out? Fan-fiction requested by Hikari'sLight.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Rukia K., Uryuu I. - Complete
The loss by Elven-Tear reviews
Legolas moans about the loss of a precious companion.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Legolas - Complete
Tobogganing by Checkmate 24601 reviews
The next time Kuchiki Byakuya sees Kurosaki Ichigo, said brat was going to die. Tripping him... just as Orihime's makeshift sliding contraption was heading towards him.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Orihime I., Byakuya K. - Complete
Mind Your Head by distraught.hallelujah reviews
Soon after being introduced to a world of Soul Reapers and Hollows, Jun is kidnapped by a rogue shinigami and, to make matters worse, also has to save the life of a certain white-haired child prodigy. Will she succeed, or will she die trying? First book in the Jun Trilogy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,701 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2012 - T. Hitsugaya, Uryuu I. - Complete
The Circus Girl by distraught.hallelujah reviews
A famous circus has come to Leaf Village! Everyone is excited, especially when the main attraction is a pretty juggler names Kozue. But when a member of the troupe is murdered and evidence points to Kozue, can Neji prove her innocence? *My first ever book.*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,163 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Neji H. - Complete
Blooming Rain by Azhwi reviews
A doctor's pager is a tool for emergencies, not for summoning authority to argue with. Tell that to the newest patient on Sakura's roster. AU. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Wild Mass Guessing by Kireteiru reviews
Inspired by some of the theories on TvTropes, chapter titles taken from character description tropes there. Early bday present for Gyaku no Sekai! - Who says zanpakutou have to look like swords, anyway? Twoshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2012 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Queen of the Iron Pot by Parmawen reviews
Ever wondered what happened to Glorfindel when movie!Arwen stole his role in FotR? So did I. Here's a silly little explanation. I apologize in advance to any Arwen fans out there!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Arwen U., Glorfindel - Complete
It's Warmer by yin-flames reviews
One morning, Orihime is walking through Las Noches. When a chance encounter with Grimmjow leaves her laughing, all Ulquiorra can do is sigh and shake his head.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I. - Complete
Story of a Lifetime by Chidori no Tenshi reviews
Kurosaki Ichigo didn't have to win the war, her mind frantically supplied. But if he could distract Aizen just enough—just enough for her to take off with Gin, maybe, maybe...! A story of life after the Winter War. M to be safe.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Better With Penguins by MacBedh reviews
The MacGyver companion series to "The Penguin Guide to Gate Travel": an ongoing - probably - series of crackfic vignettes, to be blamed on the fic rush comm on LJ. Because everything is better with penguins.
MacGyver - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - MacGyver
Animal Testing: Religious Beliefs by Akito Rose Keen reviews
This time it's Hatori who isn't prepared. Is the stoic dragon of the zodiac a bit more devious than we imagined? Yes! He must've gotten something from hanging around with the two biggest troublemakers in the Sohma family!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Hatori S. - Complete
Animal Testing: Angry Gods by Akito Rose Keen reviews
"You, Sensei, have angered the gods!" Another one of Ayame and Shigure's stunts scares the crap out of their new science teacher. Enjoy!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Ayame S., Shigure S. - Complete
Just The Two Of Us by sahrmael reviews
It didn't matter what anyone thought or said. She was his girl. KenChiru drabbles.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
The Penguin Guide to Gate Travel by MacBedh reviews
An ongoing - well, probably ongoing - series of crackfic vignettes, to be blamed on the fic rush comm on LJ. Because everything is better with penguins.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Complete
Calendar Boys by MercuryPilgrim reviews
The Shinigami Women's Association. The very name strikes fear into the heart of every male in the Soul Society. And this time, they've got an idea. HitsuMatsu
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,582 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/4/2011 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Blanket Solutions by MacBedh reviews
Crackfic in Limbo. What happens to characters when the author gets sick mid-story? With penguins, because everything is better with penguins.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2011 - J. O'Neill - Complete
February Breath by run4life reviews
Sophie Hatter's life in 2010 is relatively normal except for a few shocking twists that still haunt her from the past. But recently it's a handsome wizard named Howl claiming she's a witch who's lived several past lives with him. AU. LAST CHAPTER UP!
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,821 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
Animal Testing: The Art of Misunderstanding by Akito Rose Keen reviews
"I don't understand any of this! I've been to every lesson since the beginning of the term, and none of this makes any sense!" You've seen Shigure, you've seen Ayame, but you've never seen Animal Testing Hatsaharu style!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Heat Wave by sahrmael reviews
In the midst of a horrid heat wave, Kenpachi can't seem to figure out where all the cold water has gone.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2011 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Blow By Blow by Lady Drama reviews
The Eleventh Division's unofficial motto: It's not the size of the man in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the man.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2011 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
20 Truths: Kenpachi and Yachiru by Vivienne Grainger - Bleach reviews
Some people wonder quite rude things about these two. This writer, wishing to retain fingers, toes, and large chunks of varied flesh, does not.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Animal Testing: The Superman Escape! by Akito Rose Keen reviews
*Drabble* You'd think Ayame and Shigure learned their lessons the first time...but our favorite delinquents are back in action with "The Superman Escape!"
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Ayame S., Shigure S. - Complete
Animal Testing: Tag Team Testing by Akito Rose Keen reviews
*Drabble* Shigure and Ayame both know their going to fail this quiz. So what do they do? Turn it into some awesome entertainment!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Shigure S., Ayame S. - Complete
MacGyver Proves by cat94208 reviews
Once again, that he can escape anything.
MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
50 Ways to Make Gaara Want to Kill Me by Baby Cougar reviews
50 semi-related oneshot about making Gaara do things that he would never ever do...and he will hate every minute of it...though he may be a bit deranged by the end of this series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,310 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Gaara
Familiar Faces by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Two years after Ichigo vanished without a trace, Rukia brings home an eight-year-old boy claiming she found him. Now the question is, how do they deal with him when he can't remember anything about his previous life? Daricio's Familiar Faces cont. Hiatus
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,278 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
Misappliance by MacBedh reviews
Triple drabble. In which Earth's Bacon is Saved, and General Hammond has a Bad Day.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Gen. Hammond, MacGyver - Complete
Inadequate Disclosure by MacBedh reviews
Double drabble. Any magician will tell you: mystique is important.
MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7/2010 - MacGyver - Complete
Why Shino Doesn't Tell Jokes by Baby Cougar reviews
Kiba's on a new knock-knock spree- can Shino cope?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Breathe by RaineArilan reviews
One-shot. Was it true? Was it possible? Could such an event have truly occurred in the history of this glorious planet known as Earth! Indeed! Indeed, for who else was I but Ayame Sohma! No warnings.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Ayame S., Hatori S. - Complete
Kitty Cat by star-stickies reviews
Because of certain circumstances, Ulquiorra had to move over to Grimmjow’s room for the night. He didn’t think it would be so bad, as long as they had two separate beds. Or so he thought.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Useless by MacBedh reviews
MacDrabble. The insatiable mind meets the unusable substance.
MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/1/2009 - MacGyver - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Messed Up Christmas! by Electric Banana reviews
A seemingly harmless question, ends up ruining the idea of Christmas to a young captain, and sending a clueless lieutenant to the hospital. Very short and random.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Yachiru K. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Why Shino Doesn't Take Missions With His Father by Baby Cougar reviews
We're almost to Chicago, Shino. Dad, put that cigarrette out...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Shino A., Shibi A. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Why Shino Doesn't Do 'Superhero' by Baby Cougar reviews
It's Kiba's fault. I am not Spiderman. Damn him, Damn him to Hell!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
AZ: Kenpachi and Yachiru by Sora no Hairo Yuki reviews
26 sentences about Kenpachi and Yachiru. Implied KenUno, Byachiru, and YumiSoi. Rated T for some suggestive themes.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2008 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Toaster by MacBedh reviews
MacDrabble. Sometimes Mac gets tired of the jokes.
MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2008 - MacGyver - Complete
Yo Ho by Jetamors reviews
Yachiru has a new obsession, and the rest of Soul Society gets pulled along in her wake. Fluffy gen.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Yachiru K. - Complete
Epic Fail by Lothithil reviews
Drabble. Young MacGyver tries to reason with his very annoyed mother over the demands of Science.
MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Emergency Exit by Lothithil reviews
Drabble. MacGyver's secret for preserving the peace.
MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
The World is Ending, but I'm Eighteen by Wyntermute reviews
In a world where the Akatsuki’s plans have come to fruition, Tenten decides there’s no better time than the present to start looking for true love – or whatever she can get. Tenten / Neji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Peer Reviews by Bjorn reviews
When Commander Yamamoto requested peer reviews from his captains, he didn't quite get what he wanted. But then again, he should have known better than to expect sanity from the Gotei 13.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - K. Zaraki
Defying Gravity by Lothithil reviews
Drabble. An experiment in the nature of physics and barn roofs.
MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Ladders by Lothithil reviews
Drabble. How many MacGyvers does it take to change a lightbulb?
MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Where's MacGyver? by Lothithil reviews
Drabble. An innocent mistake on the part of the bad guys... how could they know?
MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
A Most Useful Object by Lothithil reviews
Drabble. MacGyver's ingenuity catches up with him.
MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
A Perfect Plan by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which Hitsugaya learns to relax, Yachiru finds a new partner in crime, and Soi Fong and Renji find out the hard way that one should never trust children.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 89 - Published: 8/14/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Yachiru K. - Complete
Eyes Open by Wyntermute reviews
Once when Ino still had her teenage fascination with horoscopes and beauty magazines, her teammates had taken her to a fortune teller for her birthday.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
Waiting by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sequel to “Broken In” The hospital waiting room.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Outmaneuvered by Charis M reviews
The Shinigami Women's Association holds a fundraiser. Nanao thinks she's getting the better of her captain. He's inclined to prove otherwise.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
There's Something About Zaraki by drakensis reviews
Hitsugaya has questions about Yachiru, but he wasn't expecting the answers.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 143 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Yachiru K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Challenges by Shini-Kender reviews
Older fic. Kiyone goes to get Byakuya's picture for the Shinigami Women's Association.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Byakuya K., Kiyone K. - Complete
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 324 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
The Chosen One by Kilonji reviews
Of course Zaraki's choice of a vice captain wasn't immediately accepted.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/23/2006 - G.S. Yamamoto, Yachiru K. - Complete
The Amazing Paper Clip by Teri reviews
How will Sam react when she finds out that Jack fixed a DHD with paperclips in front of a disbelieving Daniel. MacGyver Crossover
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 8/1/2004 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, MacGyver - Complete
Duct Tape by Teri reviews
How far will Jack go to fix the Stargate? StargateMacGyver Crossover
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/9/2003 - J. O'Neill - Complete
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Shattered Glass reviews
"I didn't know you were one for drink, Hinamori-san." … "I'm sorry. I'm not cut out for this. I don't know what I'm doing here anymore."
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2013 - M. Hinamori, Shunsui K. - Complete
True Colors reviews
"How old are you, Yachiru?" he says, just loud enough for her to hear, as the question and the use of her name without any honorifics stops her in mid-sentence as her face becomes completely blank. "Twelve," she mutters. "And how long have you been twelve?" he prompts quietly. Her entire body droops. "Too long." ((Rated T for language.))
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Curtains
It all started with the curtains. So really it was all Ulquiorra's fault. But then, wasn't it always? - Rated for mildly mature content and a teensy bit of language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Footprints in the Snow reviews
The Christmas after the Battle of Hogwarts, Angelina finds herself unable to let go of the carefree redhead who had taken her to the Yule Ball all those ages ago, but finds some unlooked-for comfort when she reluctantly decides to go Christmas shopping with her parents in Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Angelina J., George W. - Complete
How I Met Your Mother reviews
A simple question before bed prompts a less-than-satisfactory answer, so Shunsui takes it upon himself to enlighten his children on how, exactly, he met their mother. Short, fluffy, family piece. Kyoraku/Nanao pairing, in case you didn't know already. :P
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Turning Tables reviews
Sirius/OC, Marauder-era songfic to Adele's "Turning Tables." - Re-upload
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Muggle Next Door reviews
What if, as a young child, Draco had befriended the young Muggle girl who lived beyond the edge of his family's property? What if she turned out to be a witch? What if she came to Hogwarts in her 6th year? Would it change anything? I guess we'll see...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Draco M.
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