Hi random person reading my profile(at least I hope your a random person and not a stalker). I'm going to tell you about myself as I'm very bored. I am 5 years old going on three(I you really believed me you are really gullible )I live in Ireland and before you ask NO I do not see little green men, dancing around pots of gold at the end of rainbows.(I haven't drank that much)I love to read and write (Duh I'm on FANFICTION were you READ and WRITE stories) and HATE sport. I like Evanescence, Linkin park and Three Grace Days.I love peace signs.(especially devils) Me and my friends have weird nicknames for each other, for example I nicknamed my friend Diva Queen because her name means "princess" and (in my opinion) she is a such a diva.

don't know about anyone else but I'd love to write (not that I can write anything descent) or read, for that matter, a Sherlock(TV)/Ave ventura crossover. How hasn't anyone thought of writing one yet, I mean come on the world's only consulting detective and the world's only pet detective. I think the universe would implode. I've check dozens of sites and I haven't found a single stinking one. Not one. Not even a one-shot.

Quotes

When life give you lemons you make grape juice and leave the world wondering how you did it or

When life give you lemons you throw them back at it's face and yell "MAKE OUR OWN BLOODY LEMONADE!"

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it (so true so true ;D)

Your only jealous that the voice talks to me and not you !

It takes 42 muscles to frown and 18 muscles to smile, BUT it only take 4 muscles reach out and slap someone upside the head (I love this quote ;P)

I stopped fighting with my inner demons long ago, were on the same side now

Nice siblings are found on every corner of the earth, unfortunately the world is round

Your head will make pretty colours when I dive over it with a truck (before you think I should be in a..."special" place I only said that to freak out

my sister (it worked :D))

You know when you walk into a room and you forget why you went there? That's god playing Sims, he just cancelled your action

I never claimed to be sane

Silence is gold duck tape is sliver

3 most difficult things to do in the world

1 you can't count your hair

2 you can't lick your elbow

3 you can't breath with your tongue out

please stick your tongue back in your mouth