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 Allo there, equestrian247 here. I'm pretty much just here to read, but there is a possibility I'll upload something someday. Optimism, yay! Anyways I like Anime + Manga (FMA: Brotherhood, Naruto Shipuuden, Rurouni Kenshin, Kuroshitsuji...), Cooking, Video games, and Reading. I'll also admit to being a yaoi fan. Anyways, off to read more fanfiction! |
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Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Phantomflower reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki. From how members are chosen to organizational rules and regulations, look for it here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,622 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/2/2018 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Pain/Pein, Madara U.
Betrayal By Moonlight by Firefury Amahira reviews
Life was good for Leznard the Lizalfos. He had everything he wanted, save for one important thing: the perfect mate. One moonlit night by the river, fate seems to deliver the lady Lizalfos of his dreams to his sleeping raider camp. But his precious foreign lady Lizalfos isn't the perfect mate that he thinks...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2017 - Link - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,271 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Clay and Puppets by Emerald707 reviews
In which, all is not over for Sasori. Between his fellow Akatsuki, the menacing Hirohito, and his new and troublesome partner, he may even find a beginning. SasoDei, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 194,842 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Altered Flight Pattern by Xazz reviews
Malik is Ezio's best friend and has had a crush on him since he can remember, though he never reciprocates. It sort of all goes out the window when Ezio's family from Syria visits and Malik meets Altair and all bets are off. -complete-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,878 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
He Who Waits by wolfofsummerbreeze reviews
Those with Patience reap the greatest rewards. Patience is a hard thing to have when you're stuck up in the clouds and the one you're falling in love with has daily skirmishes with the forces of evil, giant plants, and other unsavory things. Pipit/Link
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Pipit, Link
Legends by whowhatnow reviews
Link always has this earnest look on his face. ‹pipit•link›
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Link, Pipit - Complete
My new favorite weapon by deathskeith reviews
Ezio finds a codex long hidden by his departed Uncle. Bringing it to Leonardo he has discovered that this new weapon has some very interesting after effects on the victim. EZIOXLEO GUARDXGUARD Yaoi
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,132 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Oft Forgotten by Sunburned-Stickperson reviews
The world has been saved. It's time to save Desmond.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Shaun H., Desmond M. - Complete
Good Intentions by kissmytypos reviews
Masks are worn and abandoned during the last night of Carnivale. Ezio/Leonardo
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,319 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
It's the Small Things by Sunburned-Stickperson reviews
It's someone's birthday. He just needs to figure out whose. Happy birthday, ardx!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Fair Game by ScrabbleJak reviews
Vieri's finding out how much more irritating Federico is compared to Ezio, and Vieri can't seem to get him to leave him alone. Federico/Vieri.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,168 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Federico A., Vieri de Pazzi - Complete
Of Insanity and Ice Cream by Kyla45 reviews
Shaun is there for Desmond, even if he'd never planned to be. Oneshot. DesShaun with sprinkles of LeoEz & AltMal
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,057 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Shaun H., Desmond M. - Complete
Pull Up, Pick Up by tanyart reviews
Night shifts at the McDonalds' Drive-Thru. Altair/Malik, AU.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Daft Mutts and Hogwarts Gossip by Children of the Shadows reviews
Gossip isn't a new thing in Hogwarts, but when it transforms Remus into a heartthrob that all the girls and a few boys want to have a go at, things start to get nasty with Sirius. Remus just wants answers and Sirius is too daft a mutt to give him any.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,111 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/21/2011 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
The Difference Between You and I by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
Glados had something that Chell wanted, and the machine needed the human's help. Trust never came easily, and breaking a deal never had more unexpected results. Together they could get what they really wanted, but personal history has strong implications.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,163 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010
Alcohol and Hair by JenaMira reviews
" 's definitely longer, mate," Sirius said slowly, "and harder." Remus pressed his face into the couch with a groan. "You need to stop talking."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Inhibitions by Athey reviews
One-shot HP/DM - Fairly cliché setup - a potions accident involving Harry and Draco leads startling personal revelations and happy snogging-times. Slightly AU 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,892 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 147 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 8,668 - Follows: 3,304 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Communication Journals by Josephine Stone reviews
Dumbledore has a plan to help Harry get over his prejudges against Slytherins. Hermione is worried, Ron gets jealous and Harry falls in love with an in the closet Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,292 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Until Tomorrow by Anime Huggler reviews
Ezio follows his dearest oldest brother to a balcony he has seen before...Leonardo's. LxF / LxExF / LxE More pairings to come with more prompts. Slash.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 3,193 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Geth Infiltrator by DiChromate reviews
Shepard has brought a geth onboard, and worse, decided to make it part of the team. Tali'Zorah knows better than to trust the obviously-malevolent machine, but she could be wrong about its intentions. And she could be wrong about how she feels about it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,519 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion - Complete
Protect'n the Secret Identity by UselessReptile reviews
Roy expresses his concerns about Garth's costume.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Aqualad, Speedy - Complete
Haven't Been Buried by a Sandstorm Yet by SkywardShadow reviews
Which is the sole positive thing Shisui has to say about living at a Suna outpost. So he begins writing letters to Itachi. Itachi, as you can imagine, is less than amused. *Oneshot*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Masquerade by BlueBastard reviews
It started off as a favor to Rosa. When Ezio stumbles across Leonardo's disguise, can the painter keep up the ruse against an assassin's determination? SLASH Ezio/Leonardo
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,074 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009
Of Secrets and Lies by OnceInABlueMoon16 reviews
AUModern- In a time of near civil war with dangerous Hitokiri's stalking the streets. Kaoru has never known Secrets or lies and thinks her friend Kenshin is harmless-until she discovers the truth,Is taken from her home and dragged into a world of betrayal
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 230,122 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Battousai, Kaoru
Defining Duty by selandora reviews
Sound declares war on Ame and Konoha; putting them on the same side. This means new teams, a sketchy peace treaty and lots of deception. Sakura makes all the wrong friends again but might love someone else this time around. itasakudei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,357 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Savior of the Blind and Broken by AkaYukiBloodySnow reviews
Hinata gets captured by Akatsuki. Itachi gives her a drug that blinds her. Her mysterious saviour from the men of Akatsuki is a man named Kisame, whom she cannot see, but begins to trust completely, maybe even more than just trust, maybe....love? KisaHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 148,047 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
Clay Cherry Blossoms by I-Love-Akatsuki reviews
What happens when Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki and she falls in love? DeiSaku slight ItaSaku. Rating may change. Discontinued I'm not adding anymore sorry
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,845 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H.
The Contentious Heart by elle6778 reviews
This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 277,720 - Reviews: 2281 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Repentance by xImmortality09x reviews
DeiSaku. Sakura's heart has nearly frozen over with the passing years. Naruto brings Sasuke back in hopes of seeing that fire in her eyes again, but nothing seems to warm her heart... That is, except the blonde Akatsuki that was recently captured...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,860 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara
Drained by Learest reviews
Its been a year since Link departed from the two princesses of different worlds. Now he's craving something new. His curiousity got the best of him, and he stumbles upon an old item, and an old enemy from a dark past. LxDL shonen-ai. More detail inside.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,247 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Dark Link, Link
Fake is the latest trend by Pretty. Much. Odd reviews
When Sasuke comes back and confesses his love to Sakura, she rejects him and then he leaves again. Sakura then finds out she has to house the Akatsuki and she takes them to our world! Chap 2o: An update on me and a big thanks to everyone! Plz read!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,874 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
flirt by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU Sequel to thunderstorm. His version of flirting was so outrageously subtle that she didn't even realize what he was up to until it was all too late. And how ridiculous; she sure as hell wasn't flirting back!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,356 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 157 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Birthday Destruction by DeidaraLovesMe reviews
It's Sakura's birthday! But wait! She gets kidnapped? Will she stay with them or decide to escape and go back to her village? DeiSaku and some NaruHina......It's not to what you expect it to be! XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,311 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H.
To Love an Enemy by Akatsuki-nin reviews
Hinata gets captured by Deidara and Sasori, but when Sakura comes to her rescue, she ends up getting captured herself! Forced to make some hard decisions, her shinobi way is questionable when she begins to love the enemy. DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
Grocery Store by Aryanne reviews
It seemed like all the appealing ones were taken these days. Or gay. [KK]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,659 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete