She's not that kind of a girl! But with him? She's not sure. For him? She can make no promises

"Malfoy," she seethed, "why in Merlin's name is our common room full of penguins?" A gift for the lovely I was BOTWP. Dramione, crack!fic. Also, penguins. Seriously, this is just hilarious crack. Read at your own risk ;).

As punishment for their post-tundra "sexcapade," Auror partners Hermione and Draco are sent to survival training in a desert.

Draco Malfoy is sitting in the library one afternoon when Hermione Granger comes in and unknowingly disturbs his peace and quiet. His new goal is to ensure she is just as distracted by his presence as he is by hers. What happens when his small attempt blossoms into something bigger? This is a Dramione story through and through. Lemons are present.

After finding a journal of Hermione's detailing very graphic sexual fantasies, Draco Malfoy decides to fulfill them by making her his slave-just like she wrote about.

Hermione's second chance at 7th year is destroyed when Draco becomes head boy. They're forced to share a dorm, but don't have a chance to get settled in, before they're shoved into a safehouse together. Trapped. Can they get past their differences to figure out who has taken up Voldemort's job? Or will insanity devour them completely?

When Harry decides he wants to move in with Ginny, Hermione is left alone in their apartment and starts looking for a roommate. Add a disgruntled Draco that's in search for a place to stay to the mix and sparks are bound to fly. Rated M for language/lemons; non-magic AU.

So...can a witch and a wizard just be friends? Hermione and Draco seem to think so. A lighthearted short story of two people falling together.

The last place Draco expected to run into Hermione Granger was on a cruise ship in the middle of the Caribbean Sea. Dramione. One-shot. Written for the "20 Years Later" Fest.

Hermione and Ron are perpetually fighting, which is driving Harry up the wall. Fortunately, he sees Draco Malfoy, which then hatches an evil plan in his mind. Hermione and Draco, you better watch out! Post-Hogwarts, Dramione, featuring Harry Potter, matchmaker extraordinaire.

What happens when you mix one neurotic witch, one insatiable Slytherin, and one illicit Time-Turner? Dramione. 7th Year AU. One shot.

Draco Malfoy has a bone to pick with Hermione Granger, because he doesn't like her. EWE. One-shot. Written for Strictly Dramione's Prank Fest 2018.

In the middle of the day, she glares at him across the conference table. But no one knows what they're up to in the middle of the night. A slightly lemony Dramione. One-shot.

Hermione Granger needs something from Draco Malfoy. She's tried asking nicely, but he wants more. EWE. Granger Enchanted Awards 2018 Runner Up

Sequel to "How the Granger Won Christmas"! Hermione's been gone for nearly two months since that fateful Christmas Eve night where she and Draco Malfoy discovered one another. And she's ready to come home. But will he be able to crack her prickly shell when he takes her out for Valentine's Day?

With that, he left, and Hermione locked up the daycare for the evening and went home still in denial that Draco had a daughter.

"Hermione, that's a little messed up." "Maybe, but did you see his reaction? It was worth it."

Taking advantage of her position at the Prophet, Hermione gets creative with her revenge on a certain blond. Unfortunately, things get a little out of hand when he retaliates.

Hermione glanced at Malfoy, who looked shaken but not all that surprised with what they'd just witnessed. "Why do I get the feeling you know more about what just happened than you're letting on?" she asked.

She contemplated how to order her thoughts into something more coherent than their current chaotic jumble. "Something's been happening between us since that first thunderstorm. This just feels... like the next logical step."

"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG

Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.

Hermione learns the hard way that alcohol is a horrible coping mechanism when she wakes up in none other than Draco Malfoy's house after a night of drinking. Now she's stuck on his private island and has to figure out a way home - and how she got there.

Sequel to A Tail Changes Everything. Hermione and Draco are back from the Burrow and find themselves unable to ignore each other the way they used to - quite the opposite in fact. They can't seem to get away from each other, whether they like it or not.

Hermione was woken by a girlish scream and then loud, stomping footsteps. The first thing she noticed was that her bed was way too small, the second thing she noticed was a very angry Malfoy in a towel standing above her... Rated T to be safe.

Hermoine and Draco get stuck in a broom closet together...Complete!