Macchine-da-Guerra
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Joined 04-25-13, id: 4687147, Profile Updated: 11-22-13
Author has written 2 stories for South Park, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hello everyone and welcome to my profile, I know that hardly anyone will read this, but I'm bored so what the heck?

First and foremost, before you criticize my poor grasp on the English language, I'd like to see you type/speak in perfect Hungarian.

Now that that's out of the way, I'm going to focus on more important things. I think a lot about things, things like, what dictates when someone is too old to do something?

Is fourteen really too old to go trick-or-treating?

Is twelve too old to play with barbies?

Is twelve too old to stop getting presents?

I honestly don't see why people put so much emphasize on age, I'm not condoning child/adult relationships or anything like that, I'm just saying that if a fourteen year old kid wants to goes trick-or-treating he should be able to so without people passing their judgement on him. He should be able to get more than a single piece of candy while the younger kids get whole handfuls of candy.

On the subject of trick-or-treat, holidays are only fun if you're a kid or a person who gets invited to all the cool parties. Not to mention that holidays have become so commercialized that people are forgetting the true meanings of them and all that jazz.

Enough about holidays, more about me, I'm a vegetarian. Many people use that excuse that god put the animals on earth for people to eat but what if it's the other way around? What if humans were put on earth for animals to eat which is why the animals came first?

Then again, I'm more of an evolution person than a creation person but whatever.

I'm 100% for same sex marriage, I don't see why people are so against it, I mean, it's none of their business who marries who. Also, the sanctity of marriage thing is a lot of crock. When people can marry their cousin, or get drunk and marry someone they hardly know, you know it isn't sacred anymore.

I know I'm just rambling on and on about nothing in particular but when I get like this I'm like a dripping faucet that you just can't turn off.

Now, I am going to talk about the talent these days and the people that our younger generation worship.

Talent isn't actually talent these days, all you have to do is write a few un-meaningful words, sing them, it doesn't matter if you have the worst voice on the planet, and then auto-tune the crap out of it. Soon, you will have an album made and everyone will know your name.

Anyway, my pets are scratching on the door so I'm going to go play with them, I might add more later. Thanks for reading.

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Percy's Camp (an OC story) reviews
Percy becomes the new director of Camp Half Blood. I do not own Percy Jackson or anything else except my OCs.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Percy J., OC
Cartman's Next Top Model reviews
After being rejected from America's Next Top Model, Cartman decides to make his own modelling show.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Eric Cartman