A student learns at the knee of his teacher; some lessons are taught once and the student moves on. Other lessons must be learned again and again, over the knee of one's teacher. Yamato is a slow learner and Kakashi, duty bound to instruct, has to bring in the big guns this time. A surprise guest makes for an unusual educational trio. Extremely naughty ninja. KakaYama, ANBU Hound.

Set 2 years after Kyuubi's attack. Kakashi finds himself enmeshed more and more in a situation that is bound to reveal his feelings to Gai - starting with the insidious premise that he should teach Gai about sex in order to be a good friend. Kakashi x Gai.

Collection of Kakayama oneshots.

One shot collection of Kakuzu and Hidan and all the awkward and funny situations of their relationship. Lots of language, lots of implied sex, actual sex, lots of humor, lots of fluff. Taking requests for this story! *marked incomplete until out of ideas, please leave requests!*

Alone in a bath house. A short, smut drabble for sexual sunday! Rated M.

Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.

When he was young, Naruto received a very interesting father-like figure in his life... entirely! Might change the rating in the future. Slight AU Strong!Powerful! Naruto. PLZ review and Help me make this story popular! PLEASE! UPDATE: ON HIATUS

Itachi knows his end is near. A final night with Kisame, a night to say goodbye. KisaIta Two-Shot

Five times they get it on. Kushina/Minato. PWP. Crack. Kushina tops for fun.

"You're my little brother, it's wrong, immoral. Not only is it homosexuality, but it's incestuous as well." Sasuke's breathing was erratic next to him, and he felt the smaller Uchiha lift his hand to wipe away the tears that threatened to fall. "You-you never cared before ..."

Naruto and Sasuke, bitter rivals, are forced to write an essay together. The day they spend together comes with an unexpected end though. NaruSasu Yaoi AU

You don't always choose who you fall in love with; you take what you get and it's enough. But between Gameboys and gunshots, chocolate and cinders, Mihael Keehl and Mail Jeevas find that sometimes, it isn't. Not for people like them. [INDEFINITELY ON HIATUS]

Kisame and Itachi are sent on a mission to collect intel on the remaining tailed beasts.

Its close to Izumo's half birthday and Kotetsu surprises him, in more ways than one. Warnings: partial lemon, language, sexy use of food. Izumo x Kotetsu.

Naruto's always had his mind set on his goals & he'll stop at nothing to get it done. But with expenses running high he's going to need to find another job. Unfortunately that new job might involve working for an egotistic jerk. Sasu/Naru. Neji/Naru AU. SUPER, MAJOR EDITING IN PROGRESS

Give a little, take a little. That's how Kisame and Itachi like to play. kisaita, oneshot

When Sasuke acts as a cock-block between Itachi and Kisame, the two decide something must be done to get him out of the house. Naturally, disaster follows. kisaita, oneshot

AU. Actually getting caught sneaking into Sasuke's bedroom was not part of Karin's plan that night, but the consequences that followed turned out better than expected. SasuKarin, language, sex. Picture a romantic comedy, and throw in erotica and stalking.

Everybody wants Sasuke, but he's too hot for just *anyone*. From the prompt "Sasuke x ? - 'My body's too Sasukelicious for ya, babe ! '" Crack. M/M. SasuSui; many other pairings mentioned.

Konan knew she desired this closeness, shared between them like a hidden pact or bond. Like something private and reassuring to her. When Yahiko kissed her, one last time, too hard for her to breathe, it was only confirmed. ::Yahiko/Konan::

Grow up, grow apart, and regret. The story of ANBU Squad Four and their journey to self-discovery. Friendship/Humor/Angst. OCs

The Backyardigans just can't decide what to do today.

Karin interrupts Sasuke during a rather, um, private moment. LEMON 2-shot. No plot to speak of.

Yamato have to take care of a drunk Kakashi. Smut, not work safe.

this is the story of how kisame and itachi's partnership evolved from loathing to loving each other. kisaita fluff and yaoi