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Joined 03-04-10, id: 2278056, Profile Updated: 01-14-11

Ummm... What do you put here? Just random stuff? Does anyone read this? Okay well if you read this then cool, of you don't well then you save yourself like five minutes of you life that you can never get back :D

Top 10 Random Facts About Me

1. I hate English class, but LOVE writing on my free time.

2. When I get my own house, I'm going to get a pack of dogs! :)

3. My favorite color is orange.

4. I love irony.

5. I can guess the ending to most movies and books

6. I want to be a psychologist.

7. I often make a fool out of myself, but I also laugh at myself when I do so :D

8. I can't deal with people who always think their right, and then are wrong.

9. My friends are the greatest people EVER!

10. I procrastinate, and some of my worst work has come from times when I have actually been organized.


Favorite Quotes:

Not all who wander are lost. ~ J.R.R. Tolkien

Only one who attempts the absurd can achieve the impossible. ~ a very accurate fortune cookie

The best way to becoming boring is to say everything. ~ Voltaire

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. ~ Sigmund Freud

We only got 86 400 seconds in a day to turn it all around or thrown it all away~ Kris Allen

Evan: Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?
Fogell: Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin? ~ Super Bad

Tigers love pepper... They hate cinnamon. ~ Allen from the Hangover


Thought Provoking Questions:

If a placebo has an effect, is it any less real than the real thing?

If ghosts go through walls, why don’t they fall through the floor?

If dawn breaks, does dusk come together?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

When you feel down, why do people ask what’s up?

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?

If Pinoccio said my nose is about to grow, what would happen?

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Because of the Telepath by sunshine2006578 reviews
When Max is captured by evil scientists, and the flock is thrown into Fang's hands, Angel thinks she's found the girl that could save them all-including the girl.What they don't realize is normal isn't always what it seems... IggyxOC FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 100,468 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete
Ante Mortem by Portrait reviews
Jane and Alec as humans. 1459-1472.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,402 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Alec, Jane - Complete
The 150th Hunger Games: Make Your Own Characters by Chocolatiee reviews
The sixth Quarter Quell: who will survive? Who will find the hidden Cornucopia? The Games have officially begun! Happy Hunger Games!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 125,322 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Kiss of Life by BrothersInArms reviews
Desperate to control Eragon, Galbatorix hires a mysterious sorceress to ‘train’ the rider into obedience. While Eragon is strong willed, will he be able to defy the witch's comands? Lots of hurt Eragon. Yes, I'm evil. Reviews loved!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,997 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009