The last time I wrote a profile for this website was a few years ago.

It was shit.

This one will be too:

I'm from New Jersey. Youngest of four. Of course, I like to write; drawing, movies, and listening to music are favorites too. I'm a Scorpio. I'm about seven months old, pretty hairy, like to get my ear scratched and run around in the backyard chasing balls that people throw for me to catch. Licking my unmentionables and then your face is high priority, too.

Oh, wait, that's the puppy, never mind.

ahem* Becoming a legitimate author one day would be great, but we'll see where that road takes me. I'm in college presently. I like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I'm not into yoga, and I guess I have half a brain. I do like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.

Shit, wait, that's from that stupid song. Sorry.

In all honesty, I think other details are too personal to throw around willy-nilly around here, but suffice it to say, I'm as much of a fan of fan-fiction as any of you are. I hope you enjoy my stories.