Sorry about the whole not updating thing. My life has been a whirlwind of drama, chaos, and god knows what else the last year. This time I'm serious about the updates and new works. New chapter of Tales of a Vampire Hunter up soon along with some new works for some awesome new series.

Okay. A little about me... I'd tell you my real name but then I'd have to kill you. (If you already know it then you must die!!) Jk. But seriously you can't know my name. I'm 17 and I'm going on to be a senior! I might go into hiding come October, but after that I'm in the clear. I love writing and I've got dozens of stories written in my 20 or so notebooks (both original pieces and fan fics). I do most of my writing in class, so it comes in bits and pieces. In spite of my fics being incomplete on here, some of them are done in my notebooks. I TYPE SLOW and I CAN'T SPELL. (I would die without spell check.) That's why updates don't come that often. If you want to talk, notice any errors, or anything else like that, email me. (standard18@gmail.com) Please leave your Pen name in any emails so I know who to credit/thank/dedicate to. Note: Starting June 21 I will be taking requests. Anything you want written I can write it. (Except angst. Sorry to all you angsty writers out there.) Also I AM A BETA READER!! Check me out. If you like me as a writer, you might like me as your beta reader.

Also I'm doing stuff with my fictionpress account. Some of the OCs (Damien and two or three characters from 'A Breath Away) I'll write about there because they can exist in their own universe.

Things I love: The Pack, Fall Out Boy, Lupe Fiasco, good rap, music in general, my friends, my family, anime, manga, writing, video games, Danny Phantom, Static Shock, Griffin, Jumper, Grease, Musicals (Yes even High School Musical to some extent), Naruto, Wolf's Rain, FMA, Inuyasha, Ben 10, Wildmutt, Final Fantasy X-2, Crisis Core, Death Note, Light, L, shopping, watching T.V., IMing my friends, photography, Monty Python, Jamba Juice, acting, parkour, reading, and this site. (Written in no particular order.)

Tings I dislike: Snobby people (except the preppies in Bully), one of my nicknames, Twilight and hurting myself.

Works in Progress:

New Kid in Town (Static Shock): Story on my OC Tiara and her adventures with Static and Gear. (On hiatus, reworking and rewriting. Super uninspired by this entire idea, so most likely scrapped.)

Shadows of Time (Danny Phantom): Story about Danny's daughter and her time traveling. (On hiatus, rewriting. Super uninspired by this entire idea, so most likely scrapped.)

Griffin's Story (Jumper): Story on post movie Griffin. (Updates Soon)

A Breath Away (Ben 10): Story about Kevin learning about his past. (On hiatus, Episode "Vendetta" and beyond fucked this plot up big time. Sortta uninspired.)

Tales of a Vampire Hunter: A story based on Fall Out Boy's "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More Touch Me". (Updates Soon)

Competed Works:

It Wasn't Me (Ben 10): Really silly Ben 10 song fic. Nothing major.

Coming Soon:

Really? (6teen): Nice little slashy piece I'm working on to amuse myself. No clue when it'll be ready.

Unknown piece for Young Justice: Involves my character Damien from the RP I'm in now. Need to think of a good situation.

My OC bios (Incomplete for now. I'm searching for all the notebooks with the bios.)

New Kid in Town:

Name: Tiara Marez

Age: 16

Appearance: Long black hair, sometimes with red streaks; Tan skink; tall

Attitude: Kind, manipulative, attention-seeking, rash

Powers: Ability to control anything in the canine family, heightened senses & reflexes, claws & fangs, ability to become a wolf

Bio: A spoiled rich girl from Dakota’s upper class district, Tiara is sent to Dakota High to teach humility. She quickly bonds with Richie and Virgil, learning about their alter-egos after recognizing their scent.

Name: Justin Marez

Age: 15

Appearance: Short spiky blue hair, tall, muscular, tan skin

Attitude: Rebellious, stubborn, fun-loving

Power: Heightened senses & reflexes, telekinesis

Bio: Tiara’s younger brother and all around fun lover. He always wants to hang with his sister, despite her wishes. He secretly transfers to Dakota High with Tiara after finding their old school too boring.

Griffin's Story:

Name: Licia Brigs

Age: 20 (Deceased)

Appearance: Tall, about 5’9”; Blond hair

Attitude: Kind; devoted; fun-loving

Bio: Griffin's dead girlfriend. She was killed by Roland while on vacation with Griffin. (More will be revealed as the story progresses.)

Name: Ashara Ryth

Age: 27

Appearance: Tall, about 5’7”; Black hair, dyed with red streaks; Skintight clothes

Attitude: Quick-Tempered, kind, stubborn

Bio: A Jumper who owns a castle in Italy. She rescues Griffin from Chechnya when thinking about killing him. (More will be revealed as the story progresses.)

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.