Just because it annoys me to no end when people have 10 pages of quotes and song lyrics on their profiles that make a big ol' wall-o'-text which everyone scrolls by anyway, I shall put only the necessities.

-I don't write smut.

-Yes, that is a oneshot. Oneshot means "one chapter and nothing else." In other words, no matter HOW MUCH you pester me, I will not update a oneshot, because it is already finished.

-I don't actually write much anyway. I will occasionally dump a oneshot or two here every once in a blue moon. That's it, the end.

-What I do is draw. I have a dA account, which I shall not link. If you're that desperate, PM me.

-Willing to do basic beta work (grammar, spelling, and so on) if you ask nicely.

-I don't write Sues (or Stus). I will not draw your Mary Sue kissing Inuyasha. I will not write stereotypical seme/uke crap unless the characters in question actually act like that in canon (see: Gravitation).

-I don't actually watch anime, and haven't since middle school. I am not familiar with the finer details of Bleach, Inuyasha, Naruto, or FMA. Don't ask.

-My main fandoms are Invader Zim and Harry Potter. No, I am not a 14-year-old girl who shops at Hot Topic. Yes, I care about plot and spelling. Yes, I will Britpick and point out little details like that 'Paks removed = 10 minutes to live' or 'Evanescence did not exist in 1997.' That does not make me mean, that means I am wondering why Draco is singing "My Immortal" and why Zim is not yet dead.

Thank you.