Hi! I've finally decided it would be a good idea to update my profile!

I haven't read LOTR in years but I love its fanfiction. I also love Ranger's Apprentice, The Legend of Drizzt, Percy Jackson, and the Inktrilogy. I've also started to write fanfiction for Fire Emblem. I'm so normal its not even funny (at least on the outside). I play as many sports as possible and also compete in academic competitions. Surprisingly I hate to actually sit at a computer and type stories. I like stories better in my head, but unfortunately other people can't read them that way. Somethings I like and some I hate:
Like:
Tragedy
Angst
Humour
Canon shifts
Elf Eye's stories

Hate:
Slash. Especially when its between characters who wouldn't hook up even if they swung that way. Also I will never write slash because I don't understand it and therefore would be unable to properly communicate the emotions involved. All of my stories will be about friendship so don't read something that's not ther
Stories I can't read because their not in English. But that's my fault.
Romance
Religious zealots. If you're in America it is every person's constitutional right to believe what they please and have sex as they please. If you're not in America those people you hate because their different think your strange because you don't think like them. So let's be one big happy strange family. The Munsters were perfectly happy despite their weirdness. Let's emulate them.
Stupid people who think their smart because their affiliated with something. Think for yourself. Don't quote something you don't understand.

Okay so now you either hate me or love me. But please don't let you emotions towards me as a person colour your perceptions about my stories. Now for some beautiful, wonderful quotes that you can copy and paste on your wall or garbage can!

"Surreal like the transition from life to death"
R.A. Salvatore-The Dark Elf Trilogy

"Life is a box of chocolates"
My classmates over the last several years. No idea where they got it. (Forrest Gump)

"I did not murder him"
I Robot-Sonny

"But I can be patient and convince myself of the best. For to brood upon my fears... I am defeating the entire purpose of my...life. That I will not do. There is too much beauty. There are too many monsters and too many rogues. There is too much fun.
R.A. Salvatore- Sea of Swords

"Who decides who the bad guys are?" Sahara-The Admiral

"Life is like a book. We can not guess who our author is but we can do our damnedest to surprise them. For as all authors know: that is the true point of writing."

"An individual may do evil things but that does not mean that they are inherently evil."

And now my friend's I leave you to your musings. See ya!

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