Hey, don't expect updates often. Ever. I'm currently going through med school, so I'm mostly concentrating on short one-shots if I ever gets ideas/time to work on ideas.

THAT, HOWEVER, DOES NOT MEAN YOU DO NOT REVIEW! I mean, 69 views, 1 review. Now do you mean to tell me that ONE person loves the story SO much that they would read it almost 70 times in less than a week? I don't think so. I'm not that good, and no one is that sad. STOP BEING SO DAMN APATHETIC! I'm not feeling the love (or hate) here! The phrase goes "read AND review", not "read, and review if you can be bothered to click a button and type a few words".

Most of my stories will be for Twilight (just think wwcd?) or RENT. Might do something for Charlie Bone eventually, and I'm the King of the Castle. Read it, great book. oOo, The Chronicles of Narnia idea...
I'm still in Scotland, it's still not that sunny.

Tell them how I am Defying Gravity.
When you can live forever what do you die for?
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
"Dance is a form of self expression that no one can take away from you." Aang, Legend of Aang
Music: Food of Love, Emotion, Mathematics, Isolation, Rhythm, Power, Feeling, Harmony and Heavy Competition.
"That's the second time tonight I've been called mad, and I'm starting to resent it." one of The Muskateers movies
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." Herm Albright

Copy this into your profile if, even though he's a drug addict crazy depressed emo guy, you idolize Roger!

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you just need a hug copy this into your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

If you think Angel has the best legs this side of the Northern Hemisphere and only Collins deserves her, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever suppressed the urge to shout, "Anarchy! Revolution, justice screaming for solution..." at some random time in your life copy and paste this into your profile.

I HATE SLASH! Especially the ones that every slash fic seems to be on such as "NaruSasku" or Harry and Draco. I don't care if you are the greatest writer in the word, you wrote slash! Bad slash fic writers, bad. (Also, Ianto/Jack is not slash because it is canon, a bone fide homosexual relationship, nothing wrong with those stories, whereas Legolas/Aragorn slash fics are just weird and wrong).

From a story by StephaniePascal, Canon Days, a parody of Cannan Days from Joseph, which i feel reflects my opinions on slash:

Those canon days we used to know
Where have they gone
Where diiiiiid they go?
Oh God, I want to puke
Non-canon is just a fluke.

/end rant/