After the war Draco and Hermione were among the few seventh year students to accept McGonagall's invitation to return to Hogwarts. An unexpected bond was formed between former enemies over a few chance collaborations in Potions class and secret nighttime Patronus lessons. Seven years later an inspection visit brings Hermione back to Malfoy Manor and old memories resurface.

Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM

What if Sleeping Beauty was not a woman? What if they were not a man either, but an elf? Follow Alice in her journey to find out the truth behind the myth and the fairytale. Set in modern times. LegolasOC.

CAUTION: LEGOLAS IS NOT IN THIS STORY! It's 1998, and a man with a driver's license thirty years out of date has been found. This would be insignificant, but he looks exactly like he did thirty years ago.

What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete moron, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.

S4: Everybody keeps secrets... even angels. Dean & Sam met up with a woman haunted by her past and as the truth about her slowly emerges secrets are revealed that will change everything they know.

Or the other 90 ways Sam watched Dean die during that sadistic Tuesday. Set During Ep03.11 'Mystery Spot'.

"If you hadn't added your dead weight to the top, the cake might have survived its ordeal." "Yes, but then we would not have been able to brag that we, as brothers, reduced mountains to rubble." Thor and Loki have a quiet chat, post-Avengers. No slash, just brothers.

Maria Hill and Steve Rogers dance around each other, duty and vulnerability. Five-shot.

AU. Darcy POV. A team of archeologists travel to Egypt and get caught up in a race against the evil organization Hydra. Both sides must follow a trail of clues leading to treasures beyond their imagination. Loki/Darcy, Thor/Jane. Starts off with just Thor characters, but all the Avengers will be in it. Rated M for violence and sexual content. Complete.

Sequel to Stolen. No downright lies, just very clever half-truths and secrets. They use one another to get what they want.

New to New York, Darcy was just trying to adapt and find her place when a stalker sends her right into the seat across from Steve Rogers, a stranger struggling with his own journey in life. In each other, they find both friendship and so much more.

Steve/Darcy Lewis. The tower is always quiet; it's not something Steve even notices. Then, one day, it's not quiet anymore. It's not really Darcy's fault. She's not overly loud, and she's not obnoxious-like Tony when he's around; she's just constantly talking.

Written for Darcy Lewis Week #4 'Crimson'. How Louise d'Arcy, born 1769, becomes Darcy Lewis. Vampire!AU. DarcyxSteve, Background BrucexTony and Darcy and Tony being BFFs.

It had started so simply: "If you're gonna be apart of this family, you're gonna have to start acting like a Winchester." Now he wasn't so sure... Dean teaches Castiel a few lessons in the fine art of being a Winchester. No slash, unless you squint.

Steve wasn't sure about him being in the Avengers team. But then he finds a place built for him that he never knew about. With the help of Tony who knew about it all along , Steve finally realises his place in the world. One-Shot. Steve/Tony Bromance.

"When You Hit the Dance Floor, You Gotta Be Jumpin', Jack." Steve and Darcy learn to dance, and break the rules in the process. The sequel to "The Chassis That Made Lassie Come Home," but can probably be read as a stand-alone.

Clint and Natasha are fighting. Naturally, it's the others who suffer.

Two temporally/culturally displaced Avengers, one NES, one classic Mario game. Only one thing can ensue from this combination. Gen, rated T mostly just for language and supreme idiocy.

Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.

Five things about 2012 that make Steve Rogers unhappy, and one thing that doesn't. Post-Captain America/pre-and-post-Avengers, with a cameo from Tony. Rated M for bad language and adult themes. Author's note at the end. R&R please

Post-MJ, pre-epilogue. The three Victors of District 12 live in seclusion until familiar faces move into one of the Village's unoccupied houses.

Katniss is feeling depressed during her pregnancy, but sometimes the smallest of things can bring her out of the dark.

Katniss couldn't believe she'd let Peeta talk her into this.

A typical day, she thought over. It had been an average day, nothing very special to it at all; some may even call it mundane. - A normal day for Katniss and Peeta, after the war.

AU. There are times in life when time seems to just stand still. This is one of those moments. The rope around my neck seemed to loosen fractionally. I felt the floor fall out beneath me. I fell. My execution has been a long time coming. Peeta/Katniss

2012 PEARL AWARD WINNER. The Lost Pages of Panem. Here are the unofficial last 8 chapters of Mockingjay we all knew in our hearts needed to be there; Closure, Gale, Peeta, A Wedding and a Resilient Katniss.

Sometimes, asking the love of your life to marry you can be an impossible task.

She's too infatuated to speak to him and he'd never notice her anyway...right? A light n' fluffy present day AU about the most important night in high school.

"Peeta," she laughed, a tired laugh that rippled down her back down to where his hand rested dangerously low. He put pressure on her back, just enough to show her that he had no intention of letting her get out of bed yet. "Peeta, we can't stay in bed."

"The Holmes brothers had a culture all of their own making; when it came to what the rest of society would do there was quite a clear 'them and us' divide" A look at snippets of Sherlock and Mycroft's rather complex relationship.

A mine collapse in Pennsylvania coal country takes the leg of the baker's son. The miner's daughter runs away. Can the passing months, weeks, days and minutes bring them back together? Everyone gets a second chance. Banner by Ro Nordmann: h t t p :/ tinyurl . com/ctw96yt delete spaces

Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.

Six times Peeta Mellark experiences a moment of doubt, and the one time that exonerates them all. All-in-one-shot.

[Discontinued] Haldir experiences the joy and pain of working in a fast food restaurant. Oh, if only he had gone to college.

The Games don't exist, but Katniss is still just as adverse to relationships. A story of how Katniss and Peeta come together without the arena. AU

Taking advantage of her position at the Prophet, Hermione gets creative with her revenge on a certain blond. Unfortunately, things get a little out of hand when he retaliates.

A baker's dozen of Peeta and Katniss kisses. Oneshot for the New Year's.

Or the five times John Watson almost met Irene Adler and the first time he did.

An expanded option to the Mockingjay epilogue that takes Katniss across Panem to get Peeta back home.

Traditions say that on Samhain night, one can divine their true love's name using the peel of an apple. This year, Hermione Granger is about to learn that sometimes, life is unpredictable and fate makes sense of something impossible. Fluffy Dramione.

A short one-shot set after Changing Channels. Gabriel thought he was done with the whole apocalypse deal. That is until Castiel finds him. The ensuing confrontation is not what the Archangel was expecting. Some spoilers.

Dr. Aurelius had encouraged her to develop routines. Routines were good. Routines could make her feel better. Post-Mockingjay, pre-epilogue.

7.02 The series long saga of the trench coat, and where I hope it ends up.

My first fanfic: an AU of how Katniss and Peeta came to love one another without the Hunger Games. Probably OOC since I'm just starting to write. Credit to author Suzanne Collins for the characters. Banner by Ro Nordmann: h t t p :/tinyurl . com/cp7wmvd

Following their return to District 12 after the war, Katniss and Peeta grow back together.

Katniss and Peeta are caught in a compromising position when Haymitch accidentally walks in on them. Being the good mentor he is, Haymitch takes it upon himself to educate the adolescents.One shot.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single wizard in possession of a large fortune, must be in want of a wife. Dramione. Based on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Rated for language. Further summary inside.

AU. Take a deep breath. Wipe the sweat off your hands. Don't let her scowl make you nervous. You're only talking to the girl you've been in love with your entire life.

How Katniss and Peeta fell in love without the Reaping: in a Panem dictated by a violent Peace instead of twisted Games, Katniss and Peeta Mellark try to piece their lives together as they watch another girl catch fire.

A Painter, a baker. Someone who does not take sugar in his tea, who likes to sleep with the windows open and double knots his shoelaces. Here's a series of oneshots to show how Katniss came to know such things about the boy with the bread. *On Hiatus*

In the beginning, there was DEAN. And some other stuff.

Falling. The bishop falls for her, as does the die for him. It's like a kick, pulling them up for air when they find themselves drowning in the shadows of an ill-fated dream, thrown in by someone who wants nothing more than to rip them apart. Complete!

Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.

It's Thursday at the Winchesters' and everyone already knows how this story goes.

Tag to 6x20 - A fledgling marvels at his Father's work... albeit through unusual ways.

For a hundred-and-eighty years Sam's soul has been down in the cage with Lucifer, Michael and Adam. Thank goodness for the rules ... otherwise Sam thinks he might have been in agony the entire time.

...and reads books. A post-Mockingjay story.

"Is that... a rhino?" / "He's my friend," Cas says. "I've named him Babe." Castiel-centric, adorable rhinos. Gen, complete.

Post Mockingjay, oneshot. Life happens. Mostly, it's good.

Their first time was everything that one would think a first sexual encounter between a virginal baker and his huntress would be:

Peeta Mellark is ninety-six years old and the most beloved person in the Coal Estate, which was once – a long time ago, now – known as District 12.

Days when she hides from him in a closet because she doesn't recognize him. Days she rewards him with a kiss, as if she knows everything. Then there are days like this where she's somewhere in between, orbiting in her head. Post MJ. Oneshot.

Katniss and Peeta in the weeks and months after the war.

Castiel makes a friend in New York City. And like many New York sitcoms, this is a story about nothing. Castiel/OC.

Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: girl!John is pregnant during Reichenbach, and the day Sherlock returns to London is actually the day Joan goes into labour...violence, implied sex, medical discussions of pregnancy, Sherlock/Joan

He's loved her since day one, and he'll love her until he dies. -— Peeta/Katniss. A series of chronological vignettes, following Peeta from pre-Hunger Games to post-Mockingjay.

Co-written with Geeky-DMHG-Fan. What could Peeta possibly need for his honeymoon? Lord knows. Good thing he's got such good friends, like Gale and Finnick, to help him figure it all out. Rated T for innuendo and buffoonery. Mind yer retinas. P/K. Very AU

Post-movie. The Fischer job may be complete but the Cobb job has just begun.

Set during Family Matters. As Castiel is about to leave, Samuel has a problem and ignites an argument between Team Free Will. How will they react when their grandfather picks a fight with their angel? No slash. Please read and review!

Tag to 5x18 "Point of No Return" - Gabriel devotes the week to visiting Castiel in the hospital.

Sherlock has a new case. John is petrified. The Queen is amused.

A single scene: Fifty years later there's a prison, a guard, and roses. Susan has no regrets. updated 4/9/11

A continuation; Arthur and Ariadne cautiously learn more about each other.

A point man's guide to finding the perfect engagement ring. Arthur/Ariadne COMPLETE

Spoilers for 5x16. Castiel faces a challenge that he is nowhere near ready for. Being human. NO SLASH!

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, happiness found in tragedy and tragedy born from ecstasy. A life lived beyond the realm of reality. EWE. DMHG.

The Fischer job wasn't the first time that Arthur had met Ariadne. ArthurxAriadne, oneshot

Post-Mockingjay/ pre-epilogue. An expansion of Katniss and Peeta rediscovering each other.

She gaped at him, taking in his slicked back hair and three piece suit, jacket thrown over his shoulder, the sleeves of his crisp white dress shirt rolled meticulously up to his elbows and his tie loosened just a little.

A couple of views on Arthur from his co-workers, incorporating a bit of a background to the team. Hoping to work up to some Arthur/Ariadne if there is enough interest. Hope you enjoy!

Eames' desk is stuck in the middle of the two most loved up but oblivious people in the whole entire world and he is sick to death of it. So he, being the charming englishman he is, decides to do something about it. summary sucks, sorry, i'm new! :

"It seems," Arthur points out to the blushing girl in his arms, "that the world is conspiring to get me to kiss you this week."

John has made many adjustments since returning from Afghanistan but he still has his pride. Living with Sherlock is one thing, sponging off him would be quite another. How come John was happy to use Holmes card in the Blind Banker? Set between 1.1 and 1.2

Arthur proposes to Ariadne in five different settings. Romantic fluff with a shade of angst and a pinch of humour.

Ariadne always loved Wednesdays. Arthur/Ariadne

After the events at the warehouse in PONR, Castiel is missing for two weeks. Then he's found by a young woman in LA and suddenly he has a reason to fight again. My take on what happened after the warehouse. Likely AU. SPOILERS 5x17

Arthur's perception of the real world is so drastically different from in his dreams that he's never confused about which is real. Cobb discovers just how different it is, and why, and gains a little perception of his own.

A series of one shots on Arthur and Ariadne, post movie. Enjoy and review!

Some things are a lot easier to deal with when the world is ending. While Dean goes off to keep his promise to his brother, Castiel is left behind at Bobby's as he tries to adjust to his new life as a human. (AU after season 5)

Dean wasn't the only one who made a promise that day. Castiel made one too and he is going to keep it. Tag to Swan Song

Eli Grant: Hunter. Pain-in-the-Ass. Abomination. And now, Heavenly Appointed Bodyguard to the two idiots who just might bring about the apocalypse. Falling for a blue-eyed angel? That was not part of the plan. Alt Season 4, Cas/OC

The pureblooded upper classes were almost teeming with wayward idiots to have knocked up some half blood or another, so it wasn't that much of a surprise that I, the Malfoys' once-bigoted son should jump on the bandwagon soon enough.

Dean learns that Sam is back and sets out to find him. Sam really wants Dean to live his apple pie life, but Dean has other ideas.

Emmett talks to Edward about sex. Chapter two now up because I was bored.

Heaven's newest archangel, the new Lord of Hell, and a mechanic meet for lunch every Saturday. Post 5.22. Or, in other words, Team Free Will confuses the locals.

Gabriel was the awkward middle child.

There are many things humans don't know about angels. CRACK. GEN. Spoilers for 5.21 and 5.22. Contains llamas.

Castiel's lost adventures in Song Remains the Same. What happened after the guys dropped him off in 1978? Why are 2 cops in a Gran Torino following him? Who is this mysterious TimeTraveling Professor? Can a nerdy angel find love? And why is Uriel rapping?

Here's a take on what a Supernatural Musical Episode could be like. Sam and Dean are having a fight and suddenly everyone start singing! With the help of Castiel they try to find the source of this mystery. Medley file provided!

The court of Gondor is an arena of treachery and lust. With rumours of the returning king spreading the nobility have begun to divide their loyalties in a desperate bid for survival, and for Denethor's favoured mistress one mistake could mean death.PLZR&R

If Team Free Will gets to break all the rules, Gabriel wants in on it. He just doesn't know how to ask.

Like warm rain and fluffy clouds. Like sunny days and daffodils. Castiel smells like the angels -- whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven.

In which Amelia gains, loves, and loses.

The bloody pair glared at each other and uttered in unison, "If I let something happen to you, Dean will kill me!"

Christmas Eve. Dean is troubled by Castiel's recent aloofness...and he knows who is to blame. Warning: m/m, pre-slash, minor romantic elements

Oneshot: Castiel and Sam have a chat. If you have read *any* of my ‘chat’ fics, then you know: H/C Tag for “The Song Remains the Same”. Companion piece to Mikiya’s “Thank You”. Mikiya2200

Takes place after Song Remains the Same, Castiel wakes up in the motel and has a conversation with Sam and Dean regarding family.

Saga spanning the centuries of lives lived and lost in postROTK Middle Earth centered on Legolas and his involvement with a modern mortal woman. Starts off in present day earth. WIP. Please R&R.

My E/O Birthday Drabble Challenge: Word- HOLD The Expanded Version. What happens when an irritated, injured Dean has to take care of a concussed Sam and a drunken angel? Lots and lots of angst and a dollop of schmoop.

Every journey has its rituals. Missing scene from 5.10, Gen

Family dinner amongst the angels.

Well, there were worse families to belong to. Tag to 5x08 - “Changing Channels.”

D/Hr themed, though Hermione does not feature here. This is Draco and Hermione's 16 year old's daughter's candid take on her eccentric father, warts and all. First person POV. Old fic, new home.

A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!

Missing scene from 504, 'The End'. General spoilers for season 5. Sam and Castiel share a meal and chat about destiny, free will, and the miraculous nature of broccoli. Inspired by an actual fortune cookie!

He could have found his bride in an asylum and his family would have been happier than they were when he said he was marrying Susan Pevensie.

Dean really should watch what he says to his guardian Angel. A tiny bit of swearing.

After a hard days worth of travelling, the Fellowship needs to make the most important descicion of their lives... who will cook dinner and what will they have? Rated what it is to be safe. Please R&R!

Castiel was an angel. He was…unaccustomed…to dealing with mortal limitations. Unfortunately, the demons who bound him for sacrifice didn't particularly care. And the Winchester boys weren't helping a great deal either. Set between episodes 4.08 and 4.09.

Old E/O Challenge. Words Skin and Light. Sam and Dean find themselves a sparkly vampire.

Very AU & Alt Reality. Legolas never left Middle-Earth, but stayed behind to look after Aragorn's children--most specifically the first-born daughter of each generation. This generation's daughter was never prepared to believe in Elves, much less Legolas.

While cleaning up after a house party gone wrong, Peter, Edmund, and Susan try to answer one little question, "What REALLY happened last night?"

7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.

Castiel's Creation

All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…

Lucifer does Vegas, Bobby gives Zachariah a piece of his mind, Cas learns how to fix a transmission, Anna makes pot roast and the boys stumble on information that explains everything, because the prophet Chuck does not have writer's block. Post Season 4.

Award winning story on LJ! Words didn’t mean anything. Only a man who was absolutely sure of what he wanted—or was far too comfortable where he was—could tell a woman that she was the only woman he’d ever love then run off to bed another. DHr.

Susan could never have guessed that the nerdy kid at the train station would someday be her husband... The story of why Susan chose an ordinary man over a dashing prince. Giftfic for violamom and goofydad!

Matthew, Mark, Luke, John and… Dean?

I know bailing me out of police custody wasn’t part of your orders... SPN/NCIS Dean & Castiel

Peter is at university and trying to balance the memories and effects of his life as High King with his life in England. Making this more difficult is the fact the woman he is falling in love with constantly brings out the High King in him. REPOSTED 12/08

Prequel to "And Karma Laughed the Hardest." Why was Dean talking to elves in Syracuse? Well, a high fever will do that to you...

You can’t hang around Dean Winchester for long without picking something up! Even if you’re an angel. One-shot. Please R&R.

“You be sure to put that on my headstone: Here Lies Dean Winchester. Died from a bite by a rare albino hedgehog. They aren't native to the area and it didn't have rabies because it wasn't FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!”

VoDT. There are many things Caspian and Eustace do not see eye to eye on. Politics is one of them.

Relating the story of King Edmund's first diplomatic success, how he learned a craft, and why his older brother is known throughout the Black Dwarf clan as Nancy.

In which Lucy wonders exactly where do babies come from. She decides to ask someone.

It seems this elf has a pithy retort for anything and everything that may happen to him whilst he traipses around in the company of smelly men and The Most Evil Ring. Legolas's two cents are worth more than your three dollars.

The Pevensie siblings face the dangers of real life after their father is killed in the war... and they find that real life can come in horrid packages. Post PC, rated for mature themes and mild language. COMPLETE!

My first story posted here, I wrote it a while ago for Creative Writing Class because I love reading Myths of any origin and coming up with my own version, as you'll see. Hope you like it!

It's King Edmund the MANLY, now.

This is a Crack!fic. Cheeky, irreverant, politically incorrect etc. Do not read if you are offended easily and do not have a sense of humour. Summary: When Chuck-God threatens to invade Narnia, Jesus-Lion calls upon Super Ninja Ed to save it!

Peter is saving them for the right moment.

*Challenge 5: White* Peter attempts to relax one sunny day, but Edmund's annual rant interrupts him...as always. Any warnings can be found on my profile.

Not even a goddess can escape the wrath of Hera. After millenia of carefree happiness, Artemis finds herself suddenly torn from the life she had loved, only to find herself alone in a world unknown to her. And yet more horrible, it didn't know her...

Post AWE “Everyone you have sinned against...” Calypso let the list drop open, and Beckett watched as the roll hit the floor, covered in names. Oh dear. How on earth would he make all of those people happy? It was either that or the Locker... Complete!

Kartik finds himself suffering from feelings he does not understand. Moreover, he can not help but feel drawn to her. One night, he finally understands why. OneShot implied early Karma

COMPLETE: If you could go to Middle-earth, wouldn't you have a plan? Flynn hasn't quite thought it through! Will the elves lead her into peril before Legolas can take an interest in her welfare? For the much yummier NC-17 version go to OpenScrolls dot net and search for story 'Show Me The Way' (or PM me).

And lo! Gavinioral, the only Scottish elf in all of MiddleEarth has come to the Counsel of Elrond! LotR scene OC! Written by my dad's friend a long time ago.

NOMINATED AT ENCHANTED ENCOUNTERS!He doesn't do happiness. He just doesn't. And he doesn't do favors, especially not for Granger. He really, really doesn't. Or at least, he didn't. HermioneDraco PostHogwarts. Considered AU with release of DH. COMPLETE

Legolas shares a story of his youth with the Fellowship. A Fireside Chat story.

300 humor fic. An alternate ending to the movie, with a pinch of spoof. The question is, what if the arrows missed? You've been warned.

We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU

During the war, everyone turns to something or someone to maintain his or her sanity, and Draco and Hermione turn to one another. But something scares Hermione, and she and Draco will have to work through some major hurdles in their relationship.

Eragon and Murtagh have a conversation concerning Eragon's affection for Arya. Takes place sometime after they reach the Varden in Eragon.

Beauty, intelligence and grace do not make a woman special, as Peter Pevensie knows. Short OneShot.

Those who remain behind have to face the somewhat embarrassing consequences. A tale of elves lounging around in ancient Greece.

When Peter is magically transformed into a mischievous 6 year old, Edmund gets a taste of what it’s like to have a little brother.

Once, the elves of Rivendell sang happy songs. Once, Elrond was regularly heard to exclaim, 'how jolly' or 'how marvelous'. Then something went wrong. Bandaging his foster son for the 20th time, Elrond began to find it difficult to be so upbeat...

It's the Fourth Age, and a matter of Utter Seriousness has prompted Aragorn to call a council.

The Fellowship prepares to pass from one life to the next, leaving behind memos that none are likely to forget.

BtVSLotR. Buffy gets sent to Middle Earth to help bring down Sauron. Her duty, like the Istari, is not to confront Sauron directly but to help those fated to face him bring him down. More specifically she’s to help the King of Gondor get on his throne.

In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'in my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.

Just a silly piece of fluff dedicated to my mate francienyc... A princess is in peril, can the brave knight rescue her from the terrible ogre? Pevensie siblingbonding and all sortsa fun stuff

[Short story] She knew of truths: One was that she'd never wanted to see him again. Two was that she really, really liked ice cream. Three was that Draco Malfoy was still a weak, pathetic failure of a man and that he knew it, too. DMHG, RWPP

After graduating from university, Peter wonders what the High King of Narnia is supposed to do with his life in England. Post Silver Chair, immediately before the Last Battleall spoilers thereunto pertaining apply. Complete at last!

Lucy comes to terms with her Faun fetish. Tumnus comes to terms with the fact that his teapot is broken. LucyTumnus parody... don't say you weren't warned.

A boys' poker game leads to interesting revelations.

Just a silly little thing in which the characters test out several possible titles that Lord of the Rings could have had. Not a list.

[Draco Hermione] They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.

In the summer of 3017, Mithrandir appears to ask a favor of King Thranduil. The repercussions of this favor for Thranduil and Legolas go far beyond what either could have imagined.

If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.

Sequel to "Anticipation." Buffy POV. Buffy arrives at Wolfram and Hart -- quite drunk --and demands to see her vampire... and Angel ain't it.

Summery: Guess what? The Elves never left Middle Earth! They're still here! They're still gorgeous! They're selling time-shares! How would our favorite Elves make their way in our world? Non-canon, AU, obviously. Humor. Rated PG-13 for language and adult

Gimli realizes that the counting game he plays with Legolas is more complicated than he thought. He says an oliphant only counts as one, and Legolas begs to differ... REVISED November '06.

The touching story of Legolas's traumatic life... no, actually... a touching PARODY of Legolas's traumatic life. There are enough people out there lauding his every move.

It is true that Arwen spent the War of the Ring sewing. But let it not be said that this was not important.

When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.

Tolkien scholars have spend enough time arguing about Legolas' hair color - so I present the only possible answer! (A parody of Tolkien scholarship that contains actual research. Hopefully funny; at least canon and proofread.)

Very short vignette from the point of view of a Nazgûl-to-be as his mortal life wanes.