Hello there.

Sakuya-han here.

Basically your average fan from Czech Republic, who wishes fangirling would become a paid job one day … I'd be pro at that.

Lazy writer, lazy VOCALOID user and composer.

Favorite TV shows : Naruto ... Bleach ... Kuroshitsuji ... Hellsing ... Fairy Tail ... Ouran High School Host Club ... Sanctuary ... Stargate SG-1 ... Staragate Atlantis ... Star Trek (mainly original series and Voyager) ... Star Wars - The Clone Wars ...

Favorite Movies : Star Wars Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back ... The Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers ... Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince ... Stargate : Continuum ... The Chronicles of Narnia ... Dorian Gray ... Sin City ... Black Hawk Down ... The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy ... The Ju-On Series ...

Favorite Books : Harry Potter series by JK Rowling ... Star Wars by Timothy Zahn and various other writers ... The Chronicles of Narnia by C. S. Lewis ... The Lord of the Rings, other Middle-Earth related works by JRR Tolkien ... Temperance Brannan series by Kathy Reichs ... ... The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde ... The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams ...

And at last ! Here it comes !

...: Fandoms and ships :...

Naruto - pretty much every one of my fav characters doubled with OC. The 'real' ships I'm enjoying are SaiSaku, SasoSaku, NejiHina ._. Then I go for DeidaraOC ... SasoriOC ... SaiOC ... KakashiOC ... Even though I *am* reading Sakura/all-those-named-above. Because there is not nearly ENOUGH OC's. So, Sakura is kinda my universal harlot XD

Bleach - Definitely ByaRuki ... AND ByakuyaOC ... UlquiHime ... Even though I hate Inoue, I love Ulquiorra enough to get over her stupidity.

Hellsing - AlucardSeras. Obviously.

Kuroshitsuji - SebasGrell … FemCielSebastian ... Not weird at ALL x)

Ouran High School Host Club - HaruhiKyouya ... HaruhiTwins ...

Sanctuary - Teslen to the core!

Stargate - (SG-1 and SGA) Samiel and McCarter ... I think Sam and Jack couldn't live in the long-term relationship without killing each other within few months ... And for this reason ... Daniel and Rodney are so much better for her than anybody else (:":)

And everything related to Daniel... MaureenT is the most wonderful author of Samiel's and Daniel-centered fics ... Go and read them, people.

Star Wars - Han Solo Leia Organa ... Anakin Solo Tahiri Veila ... Jaina Solo Kyp Durron ... Jedi Exile Atton Rand ... femRevan Carth Onasi ... OBISAJJ.

Harry Potter - DracoOC and SeverusOC ... Because they're both my favorite characters since I was 8-year-old and I think they're just misunderstood by others...

The Cronicles of Narnia - PeterOC ... EdmundOC ... CaspianOC ...

Star Trek - SpockChapel … JanwayParis … JanewayQ - because there is not enough love for them, sadly.

...: Favorite Quotes :...

At what point did I ever claim that I was cutting you down in my capacity as a Shinigami? To justify the actions I have taken I need but one reason. You raised your blade in contempt of my pride.

Kuchiki Byakuya

If you were to turn into a snake tomorrow, and began devouring humans, and from the same mouth that you devoured humans, you cried out to me 'I love you!' ... Would I still be able to say 'I love you', in the same way I do today?

Ichimaru Gin

Cats are great. They don't talk about useless things. Or do them. Nothing is cuter. They are something that don't exist in my world. They have pets over there as well... but... it doesn't quite compare.

Sebastian Michaelis

Such an ice king you are! A beautiful tyrant! An angelic devil! A raven with the wings of a dove. My little lamb with the appetites of a wolf. My very own Sebas-chan!

Grell Sutcliff

My pieces are versatile. While they hold shape, the are merely objects. But they can also explode, and when it does explode it makes it's existence more sublime. True *art* is an EXPLOSION !

Deidara

As long as I have sand, I can do everything.

Sabaku no Gaara

Let the present be theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine ...

Nikola Tesla

Marconi is a good fellow. Let him continue. He is using seventeen of my patents ...

Nikola Tesla

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,

One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

They have a cave troll.

Boromir

The Dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.

Haldir

The rock and pool is nice and cool, so juicy sweeeeeeet. Our only wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweeeeeeeeeeet...!

Sméagol

"Whatever luck you live by... let's hope it lasts the night."

"Your friends are with you, Aragorn."

"Let's hope they last the night..."

Gimli Legolas

Who shall call them from the gray twilight? The forgotten people... The heir of him to whom the oath they swore. From the North shall he come... Need shall drive him... He shall pass the door to the Paths of the Dead.

Legolas

The way is shut. It was made by those who are dead, and the dead keep it. The way is shut.

I'm Christian Bocher. Portraying a character of Raymond Gunn, who portrayes the character of dr. Levant, which is based on the character of, uh, Daniel Jackson, portrayed by the actor Michael Shanks, originaly portrayed by the actor James Spader in a feature film.

… Are you OK?

Christian Bocher

Maybourne, you are an idiot every day of the week. Why couldn't you take just one day off?

Sam Carter

That would be embarrassing, wouldn't it? 'Nothing can stop the destruction that I bring upon you.' And the gate shuts down. 'Oops, sorry. Never mind.'

Rodney McKay

"Can we submerge the city again?"

"It's a city, not a yo-yo."

Col. Caldwell Rodney McKay

"We lost something."

"Not to worry. We are still flying half a ship."

Anakin Skywalker Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Governor Tarkin! I should have expected to find you, holding Vader's liege. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board."

"Charming, to the last."

Leia Organa Solo Grand Moff Tarkin

"He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you."

"It's not wise to upset a Wookiee."

"But sir! Nobody worries about upseting a droid."

"Tha's cause a droid don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they loose. Wookiees are known to do that."

"I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, Artoo. Let the Wookiee win."

See-Threepio Han Solo

"But sir! The possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3.720 to 1 !"

"Never tell me the odds."

See-Threepio Han Solo

Ah, yes ... Mr. Potter. Our new — celebrity ...

Severus Snape

You are here to learn the subtle science and exact art of potion-making ... As there is little foolish wand-waving here, many of you will hardly believe this is magic. I don't expect you will really understand the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses ... I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even put a stopper on death — if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach.

Severus Snape

You haven't got a letter on yours ! I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid — we know we're called Gred and Forge.

George Weasley to Harry Potter

Longbottom, if brains were gold you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.

Draco Malfoy

Azkaban – the wizard prison, Goyle ... Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.

Draco Malfoy

Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and bite all at once?

Draco Malfoy

Father and I have a bet, you see. I don't think you're gonna last ten minutes in this tournament. He disagrees. He thinks you won't last five.

Draco Malfoy

Crabbe, loosen your hold a little. If Longbottom suffocates it will mean a lot of tedious paperwork and I am afraid I shall have to mention it on your reference if ever you apply for a job.

Severus Snape

You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct?

... Y..es.

But you were unsuccessful?

... Ob..viously.

Dolores Umbridge Severus Snape

"You sent for me, Headmistress?"

"Snape, yes. The time has come for answers, whether they want to give them to me or not. Have you brought the Veritaserum?"

"I'm afraid you used up all my stores, interrogating students. The last of it on Miss Chang. Unless you wish to poison him — and I assure you I would have the greatest sympathy if you did — I cannot help you."

Severus Snape Dolores Umbridge

"Where are you going?"

"Yeah, I'm really going to tell you, because it's your business, Potter. You'd better hurry up, they'll be waiting for 'The Chosen Captain' — 'The Boy Who Scored' — whatever they call you these days."

Draco Malfoy Harry Potter

Why are you worrying about You-Know-Who?

You SHOULD be worrying about

U-NO-POO — The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!

Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes

For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing that's glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do.

Fred Weasley

Would you like me to do it now? Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?

Severus Snape to Albus Dumbledore