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Joined 08-27-07, id: 1362894, Profile Updated: 04-16-08
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

Coff (which isn't her real name, obviously. Her real name is actually quite pretty, if she does say so herself) lives on the south coast of NSW, Australia, where the beaches are lovely, the days are generally warm, and the bush is always a place in which to have an adventure. She studies sound producing at TAFE, because her parents didn't seem to think 'rock star' was a good enough answer when they asked her what she wanted to do. She's still holding onto the rock star idea, but being an author also seems like a wonderful career path.

She absolutely loves reading, mostly books in the Fantasy genre and not the science fiction genre because books from the science fiction genre are usually too complex and difficult for her tiny brain to comprehend. The names, in particular, are what gets her, because she has trouble distinguishing from 'asdlkdlskdf' and 'asblkdlskdf'.

She loves music of any (well, almost, but more on that later..) genre, most of all rock and punk, and I suppose she flucuates her style between 'rock star' clothes, 'tomboy' clothes and 'punk!' clothes.

The music she doesn't like is emo, because she's not a fan of the whingers nor the screamers, and she also doesn't like the weird stuff her TAFE teachers are trying to shove down her throat, which she likes to refer to as 'feedback and beeps.'

She likes anyone who doesn't take themselves seriously, and who can have a bit of a laugh at themselves, and she also loves anyone with a slightly sarcastic cynical sense of humour. Her sense of humour is generally lost on anyone who takes themselves awfully seriously, and who doesn't like sarcasm, irony or being cynical. Very sorry in advance!

She also loves sport, though not rugby union, for two reasons: 1. She hates the scrum and things it's useless; 2. Australia lost to England last year. She also doesn't like netball, because you cant tackle anyone, and whats the fun in a game where you cant shove other people around? She does like rugbe league, however, and she absolutely loves soccer and cricket, and loves swimming most of all. She doesn't really get the obsession with baseball, because she's Australian and therefore feels compelled to believe in the importance of cricket above almost all other sports. She's also Samoan, however, and as such should really be a fan of union.

Her favourite authors are Jennifer Fallon, Melina Marchetta, JK Rowling, Jaclyn Moriarty, John Marsden and Tamora Peirce. Under threat of death she also has to write JRR Tolkin here, and she really does love Lord Of The Rings, The Hobbit and The Silmarillion. She adores The Famous Five, as well as The Faraway Tree and The Naughtiest Girl, and really any book by Enid Blyton, too. She also likes CS Lewis. Her favourite books ever are called Saving Francesca, Feeling Sorry for Celia, the whole Tide Lords Series, especially Gods of Amyrantha, and Treason Keep, because she has quite the crush on Damin Wolfblade.

Her favourite movies are ones that you wouldn't suspect someone like her, who is quite unlike a girly-girl, to like. Love Actually, Looking For Alibrandi and Peter Pan in all forms, including Finding Neverland take the top of the list, followed shortly by Shrek, The Chronicals of Narnia and Mulan. She also loves Fight Club and the Harry Potter flims, but she just loves reading the books so much more, because to her, the books allow her to be transported into another world.

Her pet peeve is anyone who writes 'a lot' as one word. She finds it even worse when they write 'allot' when they're meaning to write 'a lot.'

She'll also be rather amazed if anyone actually reads through all of this!

Oh, and if you leave reviews, she'll love you forever and ever and ever.

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Every Other Midnight by Kathryn's NomDePlume reviews
Professor Potter and Head Girl Lily Evans... The Dark Decline
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 986,893 - Reviews: 4747 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 1/7/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
All That Matters by Kaitsy reviews
Too aware of her surroundings, Lily Evans tells how, with help from the Marauders, she emerged from her cocoon to live, love, and find liberty in a dark, cynical world. The travel isn't light, but Lily learns what matters in a raw and poignant odyssey.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 245,822 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 11/8/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Million Times by Jess Pallas reviews
This is a collection of RLNT one shots, ranging from humour to angst. I hope you enjoy them. :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,375 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Disgrace to the Name by Remizak reviews
She's a pureblood, he's muggleborn. And they fall in love. Is it a summer fling or something more? The story of Theodore Tonks and Andromeda Black. Sometimes, there's just no going back... Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 89,357 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Andromeda T., Ted T.
Lost Chronicles of Narnia: The Beast of Witherby by emeraldteardrops reviews
Movieverse, AU, Just another "The Pevensies don't leave" fic. Summary: Caught between political positioning and shadowed enemies, five young monarchs attempt to unite two ancient foes in harmony. NOT ABANDONED BUT ON HOLD
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 142,830 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie
Only Half Weasley by Allison Carroll reviews
What can you do when you shut yourself from your family, marry a muggle, and lie to your daughter about your life? Send her to Hogwarts, of course! As Ginny tries to sort her life, her halfblood daughter Holly tries to fit into this ambiguous, new world..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,168 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
All the Things I Say by dinkus minkus reviews
ONESHOT SiriusLily. I’m not saying that just the thought of you makes my walk a skip, and I’m not saying that my heartbeat’s any more than just a radar blip … I’m saying that I like you … I like you very much.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In the Cards by oooshinythings reviews
Was this a date? Lily found herself thinking. They had planned a time and a place, and met to be together. No, not to be together, Lily corrected herself, to do work. They were here to do work. Lily was here to do work. Not to think about James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,991 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 2/1/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Vertigo by Goldenlioness4 reviews
In 7th year, Lily finds her thoughts in disorder and feelings toward a particular Gryffindor student whirling dizzyingly around in her mind. It all started at the end of Lily’s 6th year where an unexpected conversation brings to light new information.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,382 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Storms and Rainbows by Bad Mum reviews
Fred had a suspicion that if for some reason one of them ever had to get by without his twin, that George would make a much better shot at it than he would. Because the thing that frightened Fred most of all was the thought of being separated from George
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
To Love and Be Loved by Carnivalgirl reviews
The story of Remus and Tonks, from the end of HBP to the end of DH. A story of finding and keeping love and happiness, unfortunately accompanied by desperation, conflict and loss. Includes missing moments: the wedding, the baby, the death and more. RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,869 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks
A Winter Kiss by NatiFcs28 reviews
Fluffy story. There really isn't much point to it. Just a nice, light read to put a smile on your face.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,708 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Birthday Boy by Lady Bracknell reviews
DHspoilers. On his seventeenth birthday, Teddy Lupin is forced to face a message from beyond the grave, and a cake with his face on it. It was enough to make anyone hide at the bottom of the garden, Harry thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Over The Moon by Lady Bracknell reviews
Having made tentative admissions that all their sniping was a smokescreen for something other than animosity, Remus and Tonks test the romantic waters with a first date, little suspecting how choppy the waters will become.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,861 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Way Things Were by Lady Bracknell reviews
After the infamous prank on Snape, Remus learns that the road to forgiveness is paved with alcohol, fistfights, and giving in to his instincts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Remus Lupin and The Deathly Hallows by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus is making a real hash of his relationship with Tonks, and certain people aren't going to let death stand in the way of offering a helping hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
No Time Like The Present by Lady Bracknell reviews
As Christmas approaches, Remus wonders what to buy Tonks. He wants to get her something special to let her know how he feels about her, but the only problem is, he really can’t think of anything…. Prequel to The Werewolf Who Stole Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,481 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Under The Table by Lady Bracknell reviews
Sirius persuades a reluctant Tonks to take an even more reluctant Remus out for a drink on his birthday. Will there be a spark of something other than mutual annoyance between them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,183 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
House of Cards by Lady Bracknell reviews
After a night’s drinking, Tonks ends up in Remus’ bed, with no idea how she got there. He takes the opportunity to prove that his inner Marauder is not so much dead and buried, as waiting for an opportunity to pounce.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,399 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
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All She'll Ever Want reviews
Written for the 2009 May Staff Challenge at HPFF. Tonks knew she shouldn't have come. The whole dinner has turned out to be a disaster, a miserable disaster. But Remus is all she'll ever want.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Brothers reviews
When Sirius was hit by that spell and thrown behind the veil, Harry was devastated. By what about Sirius? What happened after he was thrown behind the veil?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Rooftop reviews
Ron can't sleep after the final battle, and so he goes down into the common room in hopes of finding sleep there. He finds something, or rather someone much more welcome than sleep, and he takes her on a little trip to a rooftop...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Weeks After reviews
What happened in the weeks after the final battle?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,250 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Something Unexpected reviews
It's Lily and James' seventh year, and Dumbledore, for reasons unknown to Lily, has made them head girl and boy. As they spend their nights patrolling and their days learning together, Lily comes to see changes in James, ones that surprise and confuse her
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.