Sparks fly when Hermione and her ex potions professor are forced together. A Marriage Law fic, mature readers please! **Now with Audio book available on youtube! Complete!

DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page

Sometimes, a curse BECOMES a blessing, turning Severus Snape's life upside-down in the process. COMPLETE.

[Winner of SSHG Fanfic Awards for Best Comedy] Hermione is determined to lose her virginity before Christmas. Amused, Snape decides to help. [Sevione]

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Hermione/Severus. It's Hermione's nineteenth birthday and she's got something on her mind.

Hermione is moments away from the altar when she receives a visit.

If you could have saved Severus Snape, would you have done it? Hermione faces that choice, right after the battle of Hogwarts. She will have to live with the consequences of her decision. She may have to die because of that decision. Post-DH and EWE. Rated M for mature themes and situations. ***COMPLETED***

Hermione and Snape are the unwitting victims of an impulsively cast spell. Now they are soul-bound and desperate to get out of it. But fate conspires to make sure their souls seek each other out on a nightly basis—will they find love? Or will they fight it, and each other, every step of the way? Rated M for suggestive themes; AU

Gabby is a Dauntless initiate, during the year between Four and Tris' initiations, who happens to have a history with a certain leader with a passion for facial piercings. This is my version of the history between Eric and Four, and the reasons why Eric is as messed up as he seems to be. Eric/OC

After she loses everything she holds dear, Belle Cartier flees to a new country to start over. Meanwhile, Ariel, a young mermaid, is out to prove to her father that humans are not all bad. The two women are set on a collision course that will forever change both lives. But will they change for better...or for worse? AriBelle, beta read by Crazy Cat Lady. Feedback appreciated!

Severus Snape reluctantly agrees to assist new Potions Professor Granger with a new project, with unexpected consequences.

After a night partying with friends, Hermione wakes up with only the vivid memory of wild crazy sex, but doesn't know with who. It must have been a dream, right? At least that's what she thinks, until she rolls over and sees... Dear Merlin! Suddenly it's not a dream it's a nightmare. This story is complete in seven chapters and I will be posting weekly until done.

Marriage Law Fic. *WINNER: Of five 2007 OWL Awards, in categories Romance, Drama, A/U, Challenge and Fire & Ice. Winner of Mugglenet Quicksilver Quill Award 2008 and SS/HG Award for best Romance 2008.* Five years after the fall of Voldemort, Hermione and Severus receive unhappy news.

Hermione Granger is charged with the task of preparing Severus Snape's memories for trial.

Severus is interrupted one afternoon by a student with a very unique problem, and it isn't anything to do with potions. M for a reason, one-shot.

So, this was a story that I wrote when I was 14. I have no idea. Proof of my strange, perpetual obsession for Hogwarts professors. Enjoy.

AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.

The Ginny Malfoy School of Dance proudly presents the First Annual Pole Dance Recital. "Absolutely not." Hermione put her hands on her hips. "No, Ginny. N.O. I'm not going to do it." A silly little one shot in response to a challenge. Fun and frivolity!

Minerva. Severus. House rivalry. Marshmallows. Is there something missing?

Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!

Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth

One big truth or dare game between the houses becomes a lot of fun when HG begins to admit to her feelings for SS. Will she be able to tell him or will Sam interfere? Many pairings, MANY LEMONS, Lots of sex, HG/SS, DM is a JERK, BZ/PP Second fanfic

The Sequel to Where Strength Beings. Hermione returns to Hogwarts as Snape's apprentice. Their relationship grows as they aid in the search for a way to defeat Voldemort.

Hermione and Snape are thrown together by a few very convenient twists of fate and the help of Dumbledore, McGonagall and Ginny. : This is my first fanfic! I'm told that it's hilarious. Making a few changes and corrections. Let me know if you see anything that should be corrected.

Epilogue now added! “Just because a marriage is not a love match does not mean it is loveless consideration turns to respect, respect turns to admiration, and admiration turns to love.” HGSS

Inspired by Nyarth Kyukon's "Slytherins! A Celebration," it's just a silly little poem. Enjoy.