Hey everybody,

Warning: If you read beyond this point, you should be aware that I put forth no effort in organizing my profile! All entries are posted in whatever style or order I fell like. I do this because its MY profile.

My views on Sasuke: He's a bastard. But that aside, I'm not a huge fan. Hell, I'm not even a minuscule fan. But, even though he's a prick, he can still get on my good side when the circumstance's are right. Like in fics where he doesn't have the god-complex or other things like that. But on average, I don't like him.

My views on Neji: See above.

Kyle Landry's (AKA: The Gangster Pianist) best piano improvisation:

In my writing, I usually plan certain events to happen, then play connect the dots as I go. I'm a guy (and straight), but I don't mind writing womens roles. In my story 'Reflections of the Past, Illusions of the Future', it's dominated by female roles, but that's just because it I can create massivly funny moments, and it just fit the story best.

My favorite pairings are NaruHina (Kicks the most ass), NegiNodoka (Negima), ShikaIno, SakuLee, then SasuSaku if it's really good.

My Favorite Poem: Fire and Ice, by Robert Frost

"Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice.

From what I've tasted from desire,

I hold with those who favor fire.

But if I had to perish twice,

I think I know enough of hate,

To say that for destruction ice

Is also great

And would suffice"

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

Ok, everybody, I'm still alive, breathing, and kicking ass. The reason I haven't updated in... Wow, its already been 6 months, 8 for my most popular story... Anyways, my computer went BOOM!! again. Its in the shop right now, like its been for the past two weeks. Damn, how long can it take to sauder a loose connection, I mean really? AND ITS COSTING ME 200 BUCKS!

Anyway, I've already been yelled at by a couple people, so rest assured you sadistic bastards that I feel a small bump of guilt somewhere DEEP within my subconscious, and that I'll try to get back to writing soon.

Yes, I know, I'm full of false promises, but, come on, what are you gonna do about it?