Kingdom Hearts FTW!!!

Why does everyone have to take everything so sexually? Just because Axel and Roxas are friends, it doesn't mean they are butt-buddies!!! It is possible to have a friendly relationship without all this sex and random bullshit! Personally I blame all of those maternity shows on T.V.

Speaking of maternity shows, I always wondered what other countries thought of Americans after watching Secret Life of the American Teenager...Five bucks says they think that every American girl is a total slut... Look at what ABC Family did to our reputation!!! They're evil!!!!

But, back to important matters... I believe the perfect relationships in an AU story for Kingdom hearts would be:

Naminé & Larxene = Sisters

Selphie & Olette = Sisters (Raised by Aerith, single mom)

Axel & Lea = Brothers

Saix & Isa = Brothers

Kairi & Xion = Sisters

Roxas & Ven = Twin Brothers (Sora would be their cousin)

Terra & Aqua = Sweethearts

Sora would be with Kairi (DUUHH!)

Roxas and Ven would fight over Naminé

Lea with Xion

Axel would be the BADASS Older Brother

Saix would be Axel's "good half"

Isa would be Lea's "Good Half"

And I think that is it! Bye!!!