Hello Fucktards. Didn't you're mom teach you not to click on the blue underlined words on the internet? Or did you get dropped on your head as a baby? Well, if you're here, you must have been flamed. If your writing sucks, don't complain to me. Don't even try to PM me. I'll laugh, the delete it.

I'm here to tell talentless, wannabe "authors" that their writing sucks. If you don't like me... then TOO BAD! Suck it up. It's not my fault if you write like a five-year-old.

I'll flame you if...

1) you suck at writing

2) you bold or italicize every single fucking word

3) you have a Mary or Gary Sue

4) everyone's OOC

5) if you pretend to be me in your own review (I've seen it happen to Rising Flames...)

6) (read # 1 again)

7) there are random pairings

8) you Pm me saying "i hatez u!!!!!1!!!" (you wimps...) (actually, I lied just there. Please, go read all of these again when you're done.)

9) you piss me off

10) (read it all over again, especially #1. get it in your fucking head.)

On another note...

It appears that people actually appreciate my work. Thank you. Contrary to what most may think, I do have a warm, friendly side. I just don't usually show it.

Adios bitches, bastards, douches, and other people!

QDF