muffinxmurder
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Joined 08-27-07, id: 1363044

MufF!nXmuRd3r:

"If you're lucky, you may get a look inside my head. Although I cannot say that you will enjoy the trip."

"I tend to do retarded things when I'm bored. That is why people like me, with too much free time on thier hands, invented a thing we call, Roleplay!"

"I'm not crying! My eyes are just sweating!"

"Acid...spitting...hobos"

Ab0uT tH3 aUtH0r:

Name: Muffinxmurder

Age: Old enough to legally be on this website

AdD!ct!0ns & HoBb!3s:

Roleplay, pizza puffs, rock, screamo, alternative music, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Vince, Gaara, Deidara, anime, writing, drawing, sleeping, black and purple, cranberry manderine orange candles, eyeliner, black nail polish, hanging out with my long lost twin (not really but we could be) AKA Thiveinglegend (she is an awesome writer check her out) watching Naruto, looking at stars, singing for the fun of it, shopping at hottopic, fluffy moments, hugs from friends, chilly fall days, people who like me for me, being the freak that I am so proud of being.

D!sL!k3s:

Flammers, math, annoying siblings, drugs, alcohol, gym class, snobby, uptight, humorless people, preppy over dramatic, heartless perky people, abortion, "gangstas" rap, hip hop, country, animal crulity, my legs, perverted people, fighting, war, blood, small dark places, know-it-all's, people who lcick thier tounge when they talk, my retainer, working in groups, being in crowds, pink, cluttered rooms, and people who think they are god, abuse, violence, sakura and Ino, rumor spreaders, all around horrible people, "ppl whuu tlk lyke thiiz", people who talk in instant message languages while writing.

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Specialist for Hire by ThieveingLegend reviews
Sorry I had to remove it.... rated T yea come on.. I sometimes have a gutter mind... Cooper Gang recrutets a spcialist after putting them trought hard traning. Some romance later ... maybe if I can fit it in.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007
Gaara goes to burger king by kazekakashi12 reviews
Gaara likes humburgers?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Gaara - Complete