About the Auther:

Name:Ray Ray

Age: 13

Birthday:4th November

Likes:Kingdom hearts, The Lost Boys, black, Red, white, Skittles!! etc ,etc...

Dislikes:People that think their better then everyone else, empty skittle packets, brown etc etc...

Gender:Female

If you have any awesome stories PLEASE TELL ME!!

My pic is what the main character for my kingdom hearts storys is, Viatrix :D

Randoms Stuffs

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

If at first you dont succeed, skydiving isnt for you

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

There is not I in team, but there is a ME!!

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have!!

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mam saying you can still keep it.

Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wisard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

So what if I'm a bitch. You're a whore. And personally, I would like to be known for what I do, not who I do.

Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in spanish. Would you like some ice for that spanish burn?

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

My Best friend is better than yours! So stick that in your juice box and suck it!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

HOMOPHOBES ARE GAY! So, if Homophobes are gay, that means Homophobes are freakishly scared of themselves. Strange, no wonder all Homophobes are ugly! They won't look in the mirror.

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

imagine, if you will, a world without hypothetical situations.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!

I'm the kinda girl who gets fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the Ws. (sad but true)

If you love someone let them go, if they come back to you their yours, if they don't hunt them down and kill them

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning

The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem. It is generally employed only by small children and large nations

Have you noticed? anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case...coincidence?

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things i can not change, the courage to change the things i can, and the wisdom to hid the bodies of those i had to kill because they pissed me off.

Flying is simple, just through yourself at the ground and miss

Tragedy is when i cut my finger, comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die

All those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand

Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm

Once is chance, Twice is coincidence, Three times is enemy action.

Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature

"inside me, There's a thin women trying to get out...But i can usually shut the cow up with chocolate."

All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass."

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE.And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature

"inside me, There's a thin women trying to get out...But i can usually shut the cow up with chocolate."

All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass."

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE.And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy and Paste stuff

-If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

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-Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

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-If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

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-Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Nazgul Queen, Admiral Norrington, iamanundeadmonkey, to You i give My soul, girlswithguns,

-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-If everytime you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, put this on your profile!

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

-If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bare bating, dolphin hunting chimp slavery etc.) then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

-If you've ever experienced deja vu, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

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-If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

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-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

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-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

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-If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

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-If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

-Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune

Repost this as I did if you think homophobia is wrong. I am willing to stand up to anyone and everyone who thinks that being gay, lesbian, bisexual, transexual or anything else like that is wrong and sinful. You cannot help who you love. Whether you are a man that loves a man, a woman that loves a woman, or someone who found out that they were born in the wrong body, you are who you chose to be. Don't let anyone scare you into thinking that who you love or who you want to be is wrong, because it is not.