One way to induce temporary to permanent impotence would be to see your boyfriend and best friend fucking after coming home from visiting your mom in the hospital who's dying of cancer. That was the case for Naruto until he met an attractive, wealthy, arrogant bastard of a man named Sasuke, who turned his world upside down.

Sasuke's a writer whose been writing the same words for years. He's tired, he's annoyed, and his money situation is...pretty messed up, even by student standards. Enter Naruto. Modern AU (College/University), Sasunaru/Narusasu. Complete! Not a birthday fic, but posted for Sasuke's birthday!

"Of all the women you could have, you just had to take Hiashi's heir." COMPLETED! SEQUEL POSTED!

"Really?" The barista grins and two dimples deepen boyishly around his lips. "That's adorable." Mika raises his eyebrow, "It's a little late for coffee. I just want something to warm me up." "I'll get right on that." the boy murmurs, his lips curving up into a sinful smirk.

"Look, I just think you should do a... test... while you're out here. No strings, no risks. You hate feeling like an ass because you end up breaking up with every girl you think you love. Just... try it with a guy, and see how it goes," Kiba said, flinching at the glare his best friend Naruto threw at him. After all, he had found the perfect candidate. Yaoi (boyxboy) SasuNaruSas AU

They work in industries that attract, so maybe it's no wonder they attracted each other. [SasuHina] [model!AU] [mostly T-rated but towards the end rated M]

SasuNaru Itachi is left to care for a child whose existence has taunted his brother through the ages, driving him to the brink of insanity. Love becomes obsession and Sasuke's final hope is Naruto. Vampire, Yaoi, Romance, Angst, Drama, Death

One night, drinking more than he should with his brother, Sasuke learns why he will never be able to hate Itachi. Because however much he tries to grow up and stand on his own, no one knows him - owns him - the way Itachi does. Uchihacest one-shot LEMON!

"Sex? You all want me to have sex with him for your jobs?" Naruto hissed. AU, NaruSasu. Yaoi, lemon, oneshot. Submission for a fanfic contest on DA. Disclaimer in my Profile.