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hey welcome to the evilness that is ME!!!!
mwahahahaha *caughcaugh* heh hairball! -aahahahahahaahaha

anyway lets move on to the bio before i make myself sound like an idiot!

Bio-
name: Lori
nicknames: Lor, Lorifigus, Daloris,loris, piglet, cheese head, midget, midg, phyco, blondie, looser
place of residence: a pineapple under the sea!
hight: 5'2"
age: 13
common sayings: QUACK QUACK MOO!; CHALUPA; yupperdoodles; nopoerdoodles; kik; looser; dork; hi!; hiya

favorites-
TV show: Spongebob Squarepants; fairly oddparents
book: Lord of the Rings; harry potter
movie: Lord of the Rings
food: sushi, chocolate, pizza, hot wings, pretzels, steak, chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.
place: New York City
color: GREEN! any shade of green! i love green! green is pretty!
animal: dog, mongoose, monkey, sloth, penguin, cow, piggys, and eagles
day of the week: tuesday!, nothing ever goes wrong on a tuesday! its an awesome day! we get out of school on a tuesday. I LOVE TUESDAY!
cerial: tie, lucky charms & fruity pebbles

update of my life:
CRY!
school is back, and they locked us in the basement. mean peoples.

FaVoRiTe QuOtEs:

if it seems to good to be true, it probably is...

"dont get mad, GET GLAD!"

"...Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming!"
~Dori, finding nemo

"speak softly and carry a big stick"
~teddy roosevelt

"...the finest weed in the south farthing..."
~bilbo to gandalf FotR before his party!

" would you like me to describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?"
~ legolas to gimli, TTT at helms deep

"...lets hunt some orc..."
~aragorn, FotR

"i shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine..."
~ Dory, Finding Nemo

"pray for mercy from...PUSS!... in boots!"
PUSS, Shrek 2

"our rock and pool, so nice and cool, so juicy sweeeet! our only wish to catch a fish, so juicy sweeeeeeet!"
~smeagol/gollum TTT

"... caught in a web, soon he'll be... eaten."
gollum, RotK

"... one of YOU, must do this."
~Elrond, the council of Elrond, FotR

"Oh you can search far and wide,
You can drink the whole town dry,
But you'll never find a beer so brown
As the one we drink in our home town!
You can keep your fancy ales,
You can drink them by the flagon,
But the only brew for the brave and true,
Comes from the Green Dragon!"
~merry & pippin, RotK

"The fat one will take It from you!"
~gollum, RotK

"..Shrek and i drank some magic potion, and now we're sexy!"
Donkey, Shrek 2

"get off of my plane"
air force one

"will, nice hat"
CAPITAN, jack sparrow, pirates of the carribbean

"...no we named the monkey jack."
barbosa, Pirates of the carribbean

ok i swear last one!

"The way is shut... it was made by those who are dead... and the dead keep it. They way is shut"
~legolas, the paths of the dead, RotK

"i like throwing little duckys, i cannot tell a lie, i like throwing duckys"
my friend steff

ok i think i have bored you enough

ciao
adios
c-ya
ttyl
bye
namarie
aloha
cherio
c-ya on the flip side!
bye
ttfn

lol

gotta jet!

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Has the Apocalypse Come Yet? by Faramir Fancier reviews
What happens when Merry& Pippin give up drinking, Legolas looses his hair spray, Faramir hosts a TV show, and Boromir is alive? Also, what if Faramir and Boromir fan girls had an all-out war? Find out here!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,508 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Two In A Tub by adromir reviews
Legolas plus Rain plus Mud equals to DISASTER! And wait until it's time to give the little prince a bath! A certain elven king is going to have the biggest headache ever!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Bad Gollum reviews
Gollum is annoying. He is being held in Mirkwood for being a naughty um… thing; and the guards have been ordered to not kill him? What madness will ensue?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 6/12/2004