HEYYY! I’m Acia! 16 years old and currently doing my A-levels so I’m on a bit of a temporary hiatus but I should be up and running in about 3 months again!XD

Anyways I’m a massive fan of a LOT of things, I love reading, writing, anime, movies and PINTEREST!XD Fandoms are legit my life;) Main fandoms; HTTYD, HP, Disney;P, THG, Friends, books like the Fallen series, The Infernal Devices, The Maze Runner, Divergent etc:))) I like a lot;) And of course I adore ANIME!!!!XDXDXD Omg Haikyuu and SNK and Tokyo Ghoul (I’m refusing to read the manga so I can fool myself that (SPOILER) Hide is still alive;') and Yuri on Ice!:P

ADORE music, love Disney songs, legit obsessed they make me so happy!:D My top three artists are probably Set it Off, Fall Out Boy and One Ok RockXD

I’m on twitter, (aciaxxx) but never use it lol, my pinterest account is also Acia Granger, I have a you-tube channel with crappy vids I made years ago;) And that about sums me up!:P

On a side note I have had many requests for fanfics lately and have many collaborations planned but due to the importance of GCSE’s I haven’t even got round to thinking about a lot of them lol;) so if you have requested something, or want to request anything, just a warning I am a very busy child and may not get round to it, or won’t for a while. But I shall try my best!:)))

Btw, the stuff down there was written in like 2014 when I was younger and stupid(er) so if you're going to read it plz just bear that in mind...XD

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Copied of 'NormyMellark99'

21st April 2013
1. FIRST NAME: Acia
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Nope because I’m that epic!:)
3. SIBLING NAMES: I have a sister called Beth (NormyMellark99;)
4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? This afternoon I cried with laughter if that counts;)
5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Odd question, I do when I paint my nails pretty colours:):)
6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? CHICKEN!!!
7. KIDS? Gods not now!! When I'm older yes:)
8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Erm... yes probably 'cause then I'd have someone who loved everything I do!;D

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? I have tried countless times but failed
10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? No, I have NEVER said ANYTHING sarcastic
11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yup
12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? YES!! Absolutely! I love heights so yea it would be awesome!:):)
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Cornflakes!!!:):):)
14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? Depends what shoes I’m wearing and if I need to untie them to get them off:)
15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? I’m not the Hulk but I guess I’m alright:)
16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Ben and Jerry’s chocolate fudge brownie and Cookie dough!!
17. SHOE SIZE? 4 I have icle feet:)
18. RED OR PINK? Red!
19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I hate my nose:)
20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My sister X)
21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? It would be wicked!:):)
22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Leggings and fluffy socks (no shoes though)
23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Cookie after my tea:)
24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? John Dreamer- Brotherhood I love it!:)
25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Probably blue:)
26. FAVORITE SMELL? Melting chocolate;)
27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My Friend Pipa:)
28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Smile and eye colour:)
29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I stole it off my sisters profile;)
30. FAVORITE DRINK? Hot chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):):):):)
31. FAVORITE SPORT? Running and trampolining:)
32. EYE COLOR? Hazel:)
33. HAT SIZE? Hats have sizes??????????
34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No but I wear glasses
35. FAVORITE FOOD? COOKIES!!!:):):)
36. SCARY MOVIE OR HAPPY ENDING? I like a nice happy ending:)
37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATER? The SCORCH TRIALS!!!!
38. FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? I love big hoodies I can crash in when I get home from school!!
39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer because it might actually get above 10c!!
40. HUGS OR KISSES? HUGS!!!

Copied of 'NormyMellark99'

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 80, and find line 4.
Hunger Games “I look up to find Cinna’s eyes trained on mine.”

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch
My chest of draws:)

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
DreamWorks dragons!!!!:):) Cas I'm just that awesome;)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
7:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6:15

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Er... That's hard. Does a song that's fully blasting in my ears count as the computer? If I take my earphones out I can hear the tap running downstairs and with them in I can hear Two steps from hell- Atlas:):):)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I was walking in town to my youth theatre group:)

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
YouTube:)

9. What are you wearing?
PJ bottoms, a monkey T-shirt and my massive hoodie!! Oh and fluffy socks!!!:):):)

10. Did you dream last night?
I think so, god knows what it was about though

11. When did you last laugh?
About twenty minutes ago at tea because my family was having a discussion about whether there is a wall of Mexico? because my sister was saying there was and then my dad was saying there wasn't and me and my mum are just like what?- don't even ask how that conversation came up;)

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Hunger games posters, a frozen Olaf poster because I'm just that awesome;) Harry Potter posters loads of HTTYD posters and pics. Oh and a Book thief poster:) My walls are just epic:)

14. What do you think of this quiz?
'This is amazing':):)

15. What is the last film you saw?
PAAAANNN!!!!!!! At ze cinemas:)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
DreamWorks animation studio!!!!! But I wouldn't stop people from working there and making the movies:):):) And LOADS of books:) And film making software and LOTS OF MOVIE MERCHANDISE and loads of other awesome things:):):):)

Reposted from Berserker dragon:

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

You Know You're a Book Nerd If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 A.M. to continue reading.

Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc.

You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a specific book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

IF YOU ARE A BOOK NERD AND PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!

Forgive your enemies... Nothing annoys them so much!

I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, please keep me here.

If "Plan A" didn't work, the alphabet has twenty-five more letters so stay cool. Once you get to "Plan Z" and it's still not working, then you can panic.

Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire to see if it's hot.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?

We're not retreating! We're advancing in another direction!

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Handyman's law: cut to fit, beat into place.

He who talks by the yard and thinks by the inch deserves to be kicked by the foot.

Work now, make others work later.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Speaking in front of a crowd is the number one fear for an average person. Number two is death. That means if you have to be at a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.

Men think one of three things at any given time: I want a sandwich, I want a woman, or I want a woman who can make me a sandwich.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Women inherit the Earth!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s just weird when you lose.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Its always in the last place you look... Of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after you found it?

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

You never grow up... You just learn how to behave in public.

REMEMBER WHEN

REMEMBER WHEN
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
MOM was your hero
and DAD was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when WAR was a card game
and life was SIMPLE and CAREFREE?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still Five Inside... No Matter How Old You Are Now

CHEESE!! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Homicidal Whispers, naruhina-fanboy-devlin, Spartan Ninja, Hao-The-Angel-Of-Darkness, Phoenixtear101, httydlover12, Acia Granger,

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this to your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile

if you threaten inanimate objects put this on your profile

If you have a wild imagination and it seems like no one appreciates it or has any imagination worth squat, add this to your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, add this to your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MUAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny!:P

if you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you say RAWR! and you are a dinosaur, copy and paste this to your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever wished that dragons exist in our time, copy and paste this into your profile. (That would be so cool!)

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile copy and paste this into your profile. (Well we're writers. It's an occupational hazard.)

If you can't wait for the HTTYD sequels, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Toothless is the awesomest dragon character in HTTYD, copy paste this on your profile. (Yes! And the Cutest!)

If you're hopelessly addicted to chocolate, paste this into your profile. (I can't help it! They're so good!)

If you think Toothless is cute as a cat. Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you realize that by joining this site, you are a part of something special, paste this into your profile.

If you feel alone in the world and think no one understands you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile. (We so are! Am I right girls?)

If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and past this into your profile. (I hate child abuse! IT SO CRUEL!)

If you have ever thought of something funny and started laughing aloud copy and paste this into your profile. (I do that loads of times.)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book, and join the fun in the adventure copy and paste this into your profile. (So do!)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Queen S of Randomness 016, Spirit Elma, HikariTenshiYamiTenshi, Funny Stuff, YaoiLover1995, Maui Girl 808, HTTYD229, Saphirabrightscale, httydlover12, Acia Granger

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this.

In the How to Train Your Dragon book series, the Green Death is Green and the Purple Death is Purple. So in the movie, why is the Red Death Blue?!?! (Maybe for it's red horns?)

50 Ways to get Kicked out of Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them around')

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses. (be creative with the gift-wrap tubes used in point 6).

9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly,
especially in thin aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I
think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off
and turn the volume up to full blast.

12. Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen
you in so long." etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them 'Bob', and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necissary).

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself
loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"

15. When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don't actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substituting car keys with your house keys).

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are
taking it for a test drive.

17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet
behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

18. Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice.

19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items. If the cashier protests, kill them.

20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and
when they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right darn it!!" Make a scene.

21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you
will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other
aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,
"I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

26. Climb things.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello"
upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to "boobs".

29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and
say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between
them yelling "Red Rover."

31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any
in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples). Do a vague hand-mime of what a 'Shnerple' looks like to assist them.

32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale
battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

33. Take bets on the battle from above.

34. Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care.

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask
the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as
possible.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
Mission Impossible.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies."

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: Marco Polo.

43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet
section, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's using an alternative alphabet of your choosing.

45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with
various funnels.

46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at
something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as 'A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vasceline'.

47. Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to

your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again!"

OTHER RANDOM STUFF!

WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Pretend to have amnesia.
3. Say everything backwards.
4. Run into walls.
5. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
6. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
7. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
8. Say all of the words in a film.
9. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
10. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!"
11. Talk to a pen.
12. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
13. Try and climb the wall.
14. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
15. Eat your hair.
16. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"
17. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
18. Pretend to be a phone.
19. Try to swim in the floor.
20. Tap on their door all night.

10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:
1. Ask for directions to a place you're already at.
2. Order pizza from McDonald's.
3. Get hit by a parked car.
4. Try to watch Saturday cartoons on Thursday.
5. Try to sell your money.
6. Try (and fail) to play the alphabet on the piano.
7. Eat all-you-can-eat at a store.
8. Get into a fight with yourself, and lose.
9. Try to go swimming without getting wet.
10. Ask for diet water at a restaurant.

Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

HOW CRAZEE??
Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't Spanish and you just do that to annoy him.
Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o, but you forgot your spoon, so you try to drink it through a straw.
Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.
Crazy is when you laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.
Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.
Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.
Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments.
Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.
Crazy is when your crazy.
Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.
Crazy is when you convince your friends you're high, because you can't stop laughing when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.
Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.
Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.
Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world.
Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.
Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh . . ." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino . . .)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

TRY THIS!:

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the third word of each line. I bet you you'll smile

Ah, marriage:

Before marriage:

Boy: At last, I can hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No, don't even think about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get.
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Heck no, are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!

After marriage (read it backwards. LMAO!!)

Normal people rely on their local weatherperson for a forecast

Httyd fans tell Thor to make a storm

Normal people say omg

Httyd fans say oh my gods

Normal people go to a psychiatrist to tell their problems

Httyd fans don't because they no it takes away their awesomeness

Normal people say quiet or I'll tell on you

Httyd fans say be quiet or my dragon will burn you to a crisp

Normal people think Httyd fans are crazy

Httyd fans know normal people aren't themselves

Normal People when being chased yell someone help me

Httyd fans when being chased call their dragons for help

Normal people look for someplace sunny to go for vacation

Httyd fans try to find Berk

Normal people get nervous or scared during lightning storms

Httyd fans yell night fury get down

Normal people don't have this on their profile

Httyd fans must have this on their profile

YOUR GUY SIDE:
X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
X At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter. (I think I did)
X You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
X You go to your dad for advice.
X You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
TOTAL: 19

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
X Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
X You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
X Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 5

Erm... I'm a girl? How does that work?

Anti-Bullying Message

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this on your profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will. Which percentage are you? 5% or 95%?

1. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking either pot or tobacco. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
2. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie & Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.
3. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
4. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
5. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
6. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
7. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
8. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will and are proud of it, then copy and paste this into your profile
9. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
10. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.
11. IF YOU BELIEVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! I BELIEVE!!!
12. Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who dosn't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list: gothgirl-narutofan, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, iliveinthetwilight, Sailor Light37, Child of Music and Dreams, Acia
13. 98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.
14. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
15. FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG; because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.
16. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85,iliveinthetwilight, Sailor Light37, Child of Music and Dreams, Acia
18. If you believe that all life begins at the point of conception, abortion is murder and adoption was created for a reason, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Child of Music and Dreams, Acia
21. If you think those stupid kids should just let the leprechaun keep his Lucky Charms, copy this into your profile.