WHAT UP HOMEY-GS? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9MA0eW8yyw) Ok, for some whacked up reason I am feeling sorta-really hyper right now, and am FINALLY GONNA DO A FULL BIO! WOOT! Sigh. Anyhoo, seeing as I don't want to be stalked and killed by some rapist from a movie I've never seen, I'm not telling you anything those peeps might find useful. I hope. Shudder. Sooooooo, I live in New York City (not as cool as it seems; honestly, I'd rather rip a cobweb off my pillow every night then see another cockroach while I'm on the toilet...gah, be quiet perverted mind!!). The only reason why I'd want to stay here is, of course, 3 am pizzas (even though I've never gotten one...) and the wonderful world of Broadway! Yeah, I'm too lazy to continue this flow, so here's a list to help you sort through my convoluted mind.

Musicals- Les Miserables, Rent, Aida, The Fantasticks, The Lion King, Gypsy, Hair, Dreamgirls, etc.

TV- The Office, Mythbusters, Scrubs, The Smoking Gun: World's Dumbest..., American Idol, Roseanne, The Nanny, Law and Order SVU, Wipeout, Alias, Biggest Loser, Heroes, etc.

Books- “How I Live Now” by Meg Rosoff, “The Mists of Avalon” by Marion Zimmer Bradley, “The Wheel of Time” by Robert Jordan (may he rest in peace), “Twilight” by Stephenie Meyer and, of course, A SEPARATE PEACE!! Snort, not.

Movies- Atonement (suck on that, Morine!), Finding Neverland, The Notebook, 13 Going on 30, The Family Stone and The Dark Knight.

Music- This list really changes way too often to ever be accurate.

Actors- Rachel McAdams, Johnny Depp, Daniel Radcliffe, Heath Ledger (RIP), Luke Wilson, Hugh Jackman.

Favorite pairings-

RENT

Mark/Roger (guilty pleasure, please don’t shoot me)

TWILIGHT

Bella/Edward

Bella/Emmett FRIENDSHIP

ONE-SIDED Mike/Bella (especially when Jealous!Edward is included.)

THE OFFICE

Jim/Pam

Dwight/Angela

A SEPARATE PEACE

Gene/Finny

HEROES

Claire/Peter (cesty- I know I'm a perv, shut up)

Claire/West (especially West finding out about Peter...)

Claire/Sylar (sometimes)

As you can tell, I’m mostly cannon, especially for the sickeningly sweet couples. So all of you who think Pam and Ryan are good together…prepare to wake up dead!

Couple Songs

Bella/Edward- Bleeding Love (Leona Lewis), Someday (John Legend), Angels (Robbie Williams), They Were You (The Fantasticks), You'll Be In My Heart (Teddy Geiger/Phil Collins), Not As We (Alanis Morissette), Come on Get Higher (Matt Nathanson), Taking Chances (Celine Dion), The Story (Brandi Carlile), A Drop in the Ocean (Ron Pope), Hold Onto the Nights (Richard Marx)

Jim/Pam- Out of My League (Stephen Speaks), Feels Like Home (Chantal Kreviazuk), Bless the Broken Road (Rascal Flatts), Breathe (Faith Hill), pretty much anything by Snow Patrol but especially Chasing Cars and Open Your Eyes, Colors (Amos Lee), Near to You (A Fine Frenzy), His Cheeseburger (Veggie Tales), Collide (Howie Day), Always on Your Side (Sheryl Crow), Taking Chances (Celine Dion), For You I Will (Teddy Geiger), Illusions (Matt Nathanson)

Gene/Finny- I Don't Want to Miss a Thing (Aerosmith), Everybody Hurts (R.E.M), Don't Cha (Pussycat Dolls)

Fics- As you can tell, I have a ridiculous amount of favorite stories, so I wanted to compile a list of my all-time faves.

RENT

Attention Holiday Shoppers (Lioness Black), A Phone Call (the-fraulein), Contact (ScottyBaby), Chain Link Fence (DaybyDay; this is my all time favorite fic ever, btw), Blush (Grey Elven-Eyes), Thou Shalt Not (LondonBelow), Love and Loyalty (lovablegeek).

The Office (The best Office fics can be found on mtt.com. Check it out!)

Be All That You Can Be (Wendy Blue)

Twilight

Heatwave (Ruby-Wednesday), Notes (Llama Mama23), Family Therapy Cullen Style (vjgm), The Lie Detector Test (Rissohma), Edward Vs. the Toddler (Butterscotch82), Attention WalMart Shoppers (sillybella).

Harry Potter

A Series of Important Talks (Gilded Muse), The Adventures of Lucius Malfoy, Baby Eater (rufustehshinra)

Quotes-

“The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because it’s only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die. But things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on.” -- Chuck Palahniuk

“What doesn’t kill us is making us stronger.” -- Unknown

“What we need is more people who specialize in the impossible” -- Theodore Roethke

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done. -- Unknown

You know, I've worked in offices before, and you know how you get to work in the morning and you look around at the people who are there, and you're like, 'Damn. Nobody died on the way here.'" -- Leslie David Baker

This was the story of a man, standing in the middle of an abandoned restaurant, who’s walls, if they could talk, would tell the most wonderful, heartbreaking stories. -- Rent Fanfic (by DayByDay)

I have tried lately to read Shakespeare, and found it so intolerably dull that it nauseated me. -- Charles Darwin

Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love... true love never dies. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in. -- Hub (Secondhand Lions)

You can take your personal day in a year or two when you're DEAD! --Big Fat Liar (Marty Wolf)

You have a freak flag. You just don't fly it. --The Family Stone (Ben)

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. --Charlie Brown

I don't think our death ray is working. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet. --Mythbusters (Jamie)

If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating! --Mythbusters (Adam)

Quack, damn you! --Mythbusters (Jamie)

What happens in this class stays in Las Vegas. --My math teacher

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. --Anonymous

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. --Anonymous

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. --Anonymous

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more. --Anonymous

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. --Anonymous

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. --Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you're a bird I'm a bird. --The Notebook (Noah)

Would the pain of leaving immortal life be worse than the pain of becoming an immortal? I was leaving behind the two most important beings in the world to me, so I had no doubt that it would. --Twilight Fanfic (Edward)

LIKE THERE IS GOOEY CARAMEL FLOWING THROUGH ME INSTEAD OF BLOOD!! --My friend (after JIM AND PAM GOT ENGAGED GAH!!)

Right or wrong, the teacher's right. --My homeroom teacher

They are a little bit deadly. --My English teacher (on the ELA Regents...nasty things)

Nooks and grannies! --My principal (yeah, don't ask)

When you hurt, I hurt. When you cry, I cry. When you fight, I fight. When you jump off a bridge, I get a paddle and save your retarded ass. --Anonymous

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue and you LOSE, that's when it gets weird. --Anonymous

When did I realize I was god? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized I was talking to myself. --Anonymous

I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to. --Anonymous

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. --Roger Miller

The best analogy I can come up with is that it was like taking off your clothes in church. --David Cook

Think with your underwear, not with your anger. --Gary Busey

Quiz results-

You're Bella Swan - You are intelligent and kind but not quite sure what you want out of life yet. You have a feeling there's something more out there for you. You're attracted to those who are real and avoid the fake. Sometimes you're a bit accident prone, but your true friends will always be loyal to you and come to your aid when you need it.

You're Roger Davis. Your only wish is to write one great song to be remembered by. You don't leave the house much, and you can't form relationships very well.

You are Jim Halpert. Your a laid back, social, outgoing guy who is crushing hard on someone but a little afraid to say but you are working up the courage while getting along with your life.

You are Alice. You are intelligent, outgoing & stylish. A true girly girl, you love shopping & makeovers. Although you are a generous friend, you can be coy, tricky & very persuasive in order to get your way. You are known to zone out occasionally during conversations, but your friends forgive you because you are understanding, supportive & know how to throw one heck of a party!

You are Carlisle. You are intelligent, strong willed and patient. A peaceful lifestyle and helping others is very important to you. You’re not a take charge kind of guy and sometimes rely too much on your feelings when you make decisions, but you always mean well and try your best to do what’s right.

ALL HAIL MOTHER DADLANI!