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The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7085 - Favs: 14,212 - Follows: 16,256 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Prometheus Bound by AnarchicMuse reviews
There once was a tale of three brothers and the gifts bestowed upon them by Death. Such a tale is one of intrigue, of adventure, of tragedy. Such a tale is a lie. Or; a story of time travel, genocide, and a boy who just wants to live.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 188,918 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 2,867 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 10/12/2016 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Baron Von Strucker, Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
Second Wind by The Lost Samurai reviews
Luffy and Zoro awaken in two different parts of East Blue, both with the same thing on their mind. Protect the crew. There would be no failures this time around, Captain's orders. As bits and pieces of the unknown past that the two comrades share are gradually revealed, the rest of the crew can only speculate. For all their absolute resolve, they're hiding something. Time Travel AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 274,145 - Reviews: 5541 - Favs: 8,571 - Follows: 8,995 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Luffy, Zoro, Straw Hats P.
Extraordinary Times by Kenchi618 reviews
The life of a young mutant is perilous enough on its own. Follow the experiences of a student entering the hallowed halls of the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, learning just what it takes and what it means to count himself as one of a race that is feared and targeted by many. Welcome to the X-Men, Bellamy Marcher - Hope you survive the experience.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 346,082 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 2,820 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 4/1/2016 - OC
Traveler by The Straight Elf reviews
Ash Ketchum has been determined to become the best since he was a toddler. He has his eyes set on a charmander, but a twist of fate led him to the humble Nidoran. Note: Mix between anime and the games.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 1,154,674 - Reviews: 5986 - Favs: 6,111 - Follows: 5,522 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Hypno/Sleeper, Magmortar/Booburn, Nidoking
Take Two Round Two by Third Fang reviews
What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 849,637 - Reviews: 4206 - Favs: 3,465 - Follows: 3,584 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Legacy Undone by LD 1449 reviews
It was their last, desperate gambit. Their last hope. They pinned everything on a prayer that he could save them...and now...he's not even sure if he can make it count anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 325,544 - Reviews: 4381 - Favs: 5,005 - Follows: 5,674 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Uzumaki Naruto: Dawn of the Gamer Remastered Edition by Legend of the Kyuubi reviews
At a young age, Naruto grew up with little to no friends and because of this, he developed a love of video games. One day he somehow woke up with the ability to view life as a video game. Naruto had no idea what to make of it, but quickly learned of its perks and decided to roll with it. Watch out world! The Gamer has arrived. Naruto/The Gamer Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,565 - Reviews: 5496 - Favs: 9,835 - Follows: 11,509 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Hinata H., Anko M.
The Gamer - Restart by TheBlackDuelist reviews
An AU story that retells the Manhwa known as "The Gamer" where our protagonist, Han Jee-Han will be forced to not only grow as a warrior but also as a man while he faces the cruel dangers of the Abyss without his "Gamer's Mind" passive. Rated T as this series will take on a much darker tone as Jee-Han climbs to the top of the Abyss, crushing anyone that gets in his way.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 220,923 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Gamer/더 게이머
Harry Potter and the Power of the Gamer by Legend of the Kyuubi reviews
Harry Potter had few pleasures growing up with the Dursleys. Books on Fantasy & Sci-Fi and video games were some of them, a secret he kept well hidden. Some time ago, he woke up and found himself able to live life like a video game. Harry couldn't make heads or tails of it but now decides to make the most it. The Gamer is coming to Hogwarts! Gamer, and D&D elements!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,477 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 4,248 - Follows: 5,443 - Updated: 12/22/2018 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., N. Tonks
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
To Harry Potter, Fifth Year seemed like the same as any other. Classmates, homework, new dangers, Voldemort risen in the shadows… the usual, even with a Dementor attack kicking things off. But how long can he maintain the illusion that everything is under control? As hope for a normal life slips away through his fingers, will Harry bear the weight of it all... or will it crush him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 402,897 - Reviews: 4342 - Favs: 10,014 - Follows: 11,898 - Updated: 10/27/2018 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
Prodigal Son by commandocucumber reviews
Eight years after Berk's heir vanished, the Viking town is slowly crumbling. Dragon attacks are more devastating than ever. To save her village, Astrid must piece together exactly what happened before the dragons wipe them all out for good. Meanwhile, half a world away and eight years wiser, Hiccup decides it might just be time to go home.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 206,152 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 4,387 - Follows: 5,251 - Updated: 10/11/2018 - Published: 9/17/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless
White by Melkor's Mercy reviews
What if Rukia had never shown up and given Ichigo Shinigami powers? What if the hollow killed him instead? How would this affect Aizen's plans of betrayal? Ichigo finds himself eaten by a hollow shortly after death and awakens within the desolate realm of Hueco Mundo as a Gillian. With only fragmented memories of his past life, he struggles to achieve purpose. Ichigo/harem
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 309,506 - Reviews: 3737 - Favs: 7,192 - Follows: 7,537 - Updated: 10/6/2018 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Ichigo K., Neliel T. O./Nel, Apacci, Menoly
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 4988 - Favs: 13,044 - Follows: 13,057 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 363,393 - Reviews: 7298 - Favs: 9,801 - Follows: 11,838 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
Sword That Pierces The Heavens by Prince Mikhail reviews
"Abandon your fear Ichigo, face forward. Move forward and never stop. Retreat and you will age, hesitate...and you will die. Together, we will ascend and tear the very heavens asunder." With a better connection to his zanpakuto than we have seen before, Ichigo will finally fully realize his vast potential. BAMF Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,602 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 6,873 - Follows: 7,101 - Updated: 6/23/2018 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Ichigo K., Zangetsu, Tensa Zangetsu
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,132 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 4,121 - Follows: 4,880 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Searching for Salvation: Damnation by Spectacled Man reviews
The one that was once a He, will now be an It. The one that is now an It, will once again be a He. Yet, what once was and what once will be, differ. This is the story of the travels of what once was, what one is and what once will be. Follow It, to its peril. Tags: Game System. Fantasy World. Psychological Horror.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Re:Monster/リ・モンスター - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,718 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 3/1/2018 - Published: 1/21/2017
Ouroboros: Shippuuden by maneyan reviews
Embedded in the most dangerous organisation of missing-nins in the world, Orochmaru's old apprentice walks the kunai's edge. Meanwhile, Kimiko refuses to give up on her brother and if need be, she'll tear down heaven and earth to find him again. Sequel to Naruto: Ouroboros.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,908 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 2/13/2018 - Published: 6/23/2015
Magic Online by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
It has always been said that magic and technology did not mix; too bad no one ever mentioned that little fact to young Harry Potter. Add in one mad genius bent on destroying the lives of ten thousand people by trapping them inside of his online virtual reality game and you have the makings of a very dangerous brew. HP/HG (Chaps 5-8 Edited.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 46 - Words: 288,294 - Reviews: 3298 - Favs: 5,311 - Follows: 5,955 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Agil/Andrew Gilbert Mills
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,872 - Reviews: 2425 - Favs: 7,612 - Follows: 3,765 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Ore wa Goburin, dakara nanika? (Oregobu?) by SeerKing reviews
At the end of his life, Uzumaki Naruto is tried by an angry divine being for numerous so-called 'crimes' he committed in his life. He is sentenced to live his life as one of the weakest monsters in another world as a trial. if he leads his people well, he moves on. If not, he will be punished...severely. Gamer!Naruto. NaruxHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Re:Monster/リ・モンスター - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,799 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Naruto U.
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7342 - Favs: 9,663 - Follows: 6,928 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ties that Bind by The Engulfing Silence reviews
The death of their friend has left scars on everyone. While Harry's friends pull together as a group, the young man responsible for bringing them together has descended into darkness and begins following a path that he had thought he'd left behind. Sequel to Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 207,236 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 3,638 - Follows: 3,837 - Updated: 10/15/2016 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Harry P., Susan B., Daphne G., Amelia B. - Complete
This Time as a Namikaze by TwiceMarked reviews
A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 177,185 - Reviews: 2612 - Favs: 5,217 - Follows: 5,431 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Nine Minutes by serpentguy reviews
During the final fight with Crocodile, Luffy makes a mistake and ends up dead. His heart stops beating for over nine minutes, before he is finally resuscitated. Who knew what a difference those nine minutes would make? Luffy/harem.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 376,948 - Reviews: 2703 - Favs: 3,496 - Follows: 3,184 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5644 - Favs: 11,584 - Follows: 12,355 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter, Gaming Wizard Extraordinair by Dreetje reviews
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you the powers of a game character, you become the best character you can possibly be. Harry Potter wasn't just a Wizard. No, he was much more than that. With his powers, he'll become the strongest and kick the Dark Tosser's ass while doing so. Watch out world, Harry Potter is a new man and he's not to be messed with.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,775 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 4,713 - Follows: 5,892 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Hermione G., Neville L.
With Strength of Steel Wings by AngelaStarCat reviews
A young Harry Potter, abandoned on the streets, is taken in by a man with a mysterious motive. When his new muggle tattoo suddenly animates, he is soon learning forbidden magic and planning to infiltrate the wizarding world on behalf of the "ordinary" people. But nothing is ever that black and white. (Runes, Blood Magic, Parseltongue, Slytherin!Harry) (SEE NOTE 1st Chapter)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 719,300 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 4,076 - Follows: 4,605 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Fawkes
A Testament of Things that Never Will by Unbiased Abyss reviews
How will the world change when a battle hardened Naruto from the future comes to the past? With a change of name and appearance this old Naruto will help the Naruto of this new Konoha become the shinobi he was destined to be all the while trying to fit into this new world where those he knew as dead are alive and well. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,378 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 4,437 - Follows: 4,703 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Naruto U.
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 4,191 - Follows: 4,606 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Becoming Lífþrasir by Midoriko-sama reviews
People often wondered what kept Hiccup going during those early years. When that single, most-treasured thing is taken from him, there is little left to keep him on Berk. The day Stoick returns, and the day before the best recruit is finally chosen, Hiccup leaves Berk; little knowing that he would one day return under ... strange circumstances. H/A, R/F, rated for violence.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,591 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 4,147 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Stoick - Complete
Winter in Líf's Holt by Midoriko-sama reviews
Hiccup is back on Berk after having been missing for five years, just on time to hunker down for the Winter. But will the seemingly endless season hold beauty and happiness for him, or will everything that happened so quickly finally catch up with him? Rated for violence, colourful Viking language and some adult situations.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 221,936 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 621 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] [Tuffnut, Camicazi] - Complete
The Sun Soul by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 347,030 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 3,945 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Guardian of Fire by Agni reviews
Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,830 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 7,256 - Follows: 7,621 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Father of Demi-gods by xxAkuxx reviews
Naruto has done some amazing things during his shinobi career, but when he gets transported to another dimension, Meh. Becoming a Father to a Demi-god, he could deal with it. Becoming the father of 2 demi-children. Oh Shit. Now Naruto had to deal with Gods and Furies while keeping his children safe. Ordinary day for Naruto. Post 4th SW. No Flames. NaruxHarem.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,972 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 4,902 - Follows: 4,549 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Naruto U., Percy J.
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 2,396 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 3024 - Favs: 3,156 - Follows: 2,605 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6437 - Favs: 12,905 - Follows: 5,015 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,938 - Follows: 5,454 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete