Hello, Fellow Fanfictionites. We are Sawyer and Blair. Sawyer currently speaking. Known as Shattered and Broken to our friends, Shatter Ice and Break Glass to our awesome smartass teachers. Or Shattered Ice and Broken Glass to our Creative Writing Teacher. Also known as Tsubaki Hasegawa and Yumi Kurokawa to rumandmonkey.com's name generator. But, you guys can just call us Shattered and Broken, call us Sawyer and Blair and die.

We hate our names! But other people think they're pretty.

Indeed they do, Blair. ANYWHO... Shattered speaking, I'm the Mello/Kagami of the relationship. Did I mention we were twins?

I'm the Matt/Konata of the relationship!

-_- Yeah, sure. We are twins, Broken is the Cheeky Gamer while I'm the Angry Chocoholic, okay? Apparently, since looks are sooo important, we are obligated to tell you what we look like.

Name: Sawyer

Age: 17 (Me and my Sis started school early)

Occupation: College Student

Hair Color/Length: Dirty Blonde-Brown/Bright Blonde, Mello Hair Cut (In my defense, I've had that haircut since I was five! And if you're wondering why there's so many different hair colors, our hair is Dirty Blonde-Brown in Winter and Spring. Bright Blonde in the summer.)

Height: 5'8

Weight: 100 lbs.

Name: Blair

Age: 17 (Five minutes younger than my sis... Damn it)

Occupation: College Student

Hair Length: Matt Hair Cut with goggles (WHAT? DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. My goggles aren't the same color, mine or a pale lavender)

Height: 5'6

Weight: 99 lbs.

A normal conversation between Shatter and Broken:

Shatter: Walks in ...Broken, what the hell are you doing?

Broken: Cookin'.

Shatter: You're supposed to remove the egg yolks.

Broken: ... DAMN IT!

Another normal conversation:

Broken: Playing on her special customized pink PSP in the mall YEAH, TAKE THAT, OGRE! I JUST PWNED YOUR ASS! People Stare What?

Shatter: Palm-Forehead If you can't keep your victories to yourself, I'm not going to buy you that PSP Go for our birthday, nor am I taking you to Comiket with me.

Broken: Sulking Fine...

More normal conversations:

Broken: Can you help me with my homework?

Shatter: Fine. What don't you understand?

Broken: All of it.

Shatter: ... Sigh

And:

Shatter: In Class, looks at Broken Wake up! Class' over!

Broken: Wakes up, looks around frazzled WHAT THE HUH?!

Class: Some stare, most laugh

Broken: Red in the face It's not funny!

More:

Emily (A good friend of ours, but we didn't know her back then): Hey, handsome guys.

Broken: Cosplaying as Matt, looks at her Eh?

Shatter (We were on our way to a convention): Cosplaying as Mello Double Eh?

Emily: Blushes O-Oh! You're girls? I didn't know!

Broken: Smiles perversely I could become a lesbian for you.

Shatter: Smacks broken upside the head MORON! You don't even know her name, what the hell's wrong with you?! Looks at Emily Impressive, most people still can't tell we're girls from our voices.

Emily: I didn't tell from your voice, the looks on your faces.

Broken: Homophobe...

Shatter: There is nothing wrong with homosexuals!

Parents: Cover their children's ears

Emily: Laughing You guys are funny!