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"To define is to limit." - Anonymous


One of the main reasons why I don't play by the rules when it comes to dieting is this quote:

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." - Mark Twain

Another would be:

"I don't want to stop eating because food is irresistible." - Me


"Man is the only creature that blushes. Or needs to." - Mark Twain

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And Just Like That by Jess the Enthusiast reviews
"Between you and me, love, the kitchen is more of a boy's club." Lily applies to be a cook at a cafe Severus works at, but is hired as a waitress instead while two inexperienced gits get her job. James/Lily Muggle Restaurant AU. Warning for Very Strong Sexist Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 5/8/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Say When by jamespotterthefirst reviews
AU. A version of how Lily Evans and James Potter would have met if they were only two university students in a world where magic and Hogwarts didn't exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,646 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 6/24/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
FLEMS reviews
"Say, Pete, have you ever tried F.L.E.M.S.?" A hot, dull day is all it takes to trap 13-year-olds in their dormitories on a weekend. Since normal days are never normal with this lot, Sirius just happened to pull the trigger of an entire plot. Thus an event, however irrelevant, manages to change James Potter's life. Sort of. This is exclusively a Marauder-featuring one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete