Favorite Moments in the Harry Potter books-

"Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry

""Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!" Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow 'F' on it, the other a 'G'.
"Harry's is better than ours, though," said Fred, holding up Harry's sweater. "She obviously makes more of an effort if you're not family."
"Why aren't you wearing yours, Ron?" George demanded. "Come on, get it on, they're lovely and warm."
"I hate maroon," Ron moaned halfheartedly as he pulled it over his head.
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid; we know we're called Gred and Forge.""

""Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy--"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing."
Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasly.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you--""

"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" Molly Weasley.
'What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?"

"We won't be seeing you," Fred told Professor Umbridge, swinging his leg over his broomstick.
"Yeah, don't bother to keep in touch," said George, mounting his own.
Fred looked around at the assembled students, and at the silent, watchful crowd.
"If anybody fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three Diagon Alley -- Weasley's Wizard Wheezes," he said in a loud voice. "Our new premises!"
"Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat," said George, pointing at Professor Umbridge.
"STOP THEM!" shrieked Umbridge, but it was too late. As the Inquisitorial Squad closed in, Fred and George kicked off from the floor, shooting fifteen feet into the air, the iron peg swinging dangerously below. Fred looked across the hall at the poltergeist bobbing on his level above the crowd.
"Give her hell from us, Peeves."
And Peeves, whom Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset.

My favorite lines from HP:

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

Mrs. Weasley--Deathly Hallows That has got to be the best line of Deathly Hallows.

"Ron, you know full well Harry and I were brought up by Muggles!” said Hermione. “We didn’t hear stories like that when we were little, we heard ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ and ‘Cinderella’—“
“What’s that, an illness?” asked Ron.

Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley--Deathly Hallows

"Hey, Harry, there are brains in here, ha ha ha, isn't that weird, Harry?"

Ron Weasley
Order of the Phoenix, Chapter 35, Page 797

Favorite Shippings:

Rose/Scorpius

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Ginny

Draco/Hermione (only in fics)

Draco/Ginny (only in fics)

Draco/OC

Others:

I trust Severus and will hail the name of Snape for the rest of my existence. To all you that didn't trust Snape and now know better, kindly go stick Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows up your tight asses. RIP Severus; but you'll always live within me and my pen.