EvVieNiamhNyx
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Joined 12-09-11, id: 3511171, Profile Updated: 07-09-12
Author has written 1 story for Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.

Eek. It says this is my profile thing.

I don't have much to say. Maybe I should just complain about things that go wrong in my life? Nah, don't feel like it now. I probably will sometimes. Just to get things off my chest.

Oh hey I thought I might explain the meaning behind my name!:Evvie=life Niamh=brightness/eternalyouth Nyx=of the night. Many translations can be made out of this, I'll list a few: 'Life eternal youth of the night' 'Evvie brightness of the night' maybe even 'Life brightness in the night' if you can translate of to in.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. (Of course, i do)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. (That's very nasty..even though cats aren't my favortie animal)
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a -- ( I hate bitches)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. ( Thats sad how poepole think that)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. ( I would hate it if someone did that..i would probably curse em out
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a white girl, so I MUST be a nagging, stealing-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I dress in unusual ways, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. ( More theater than art)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a female gamer, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy( Just crazy)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (Okay lets be real...that craps nasty!)

I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Im single cuz i know when guys just wanna take advantage of me)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. ( SOme of my friends are homo)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a band, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon( It's 'ight...)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.(Party yeah! Drink,no! Dont drink people)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a fly, so I MUST be a pussy...
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.( I tell of controlling bitches)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw anime, so I MUST be a freak
I'm a fan girl so I MUST be a crazy, over-obsessed stalker
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak(HAHAHAHA TOO FUNNY)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like blood, so I MUST be a vampire( No offense to the vampires of the world and vamp lovers but vampires SUCK!)

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the environment, so I MUST be a tree-hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cybersex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I spot gramatical errors, therefore I MUST be a nerd
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm strong, so I MUST be stupid( I'm smarter than some weak people)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm friends with a cutter, so I MUST be a cutter too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.( Crying is good for you anyways)
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionest.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.
I PLAY VIDEO GAMES, so I MUST have no social life.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I play an ONLINE GAME, so I MUST be a total loser.
I FIND SOMEONE ATTRACTIVE, so I MUST be completely in love with them.
I HATE SCHOOL, so I MUST not care about my education. (its just boring but i know i need my edumacation)


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Raw Nerve by Seliphra reviews
Shizuo and Izaya have always hated each other, but an unexpected turn of events and a rumor force them together into circumstances neither of them ever expected. Shizaya, Mpreg and one really fluffy garden with a few well placed angst bombs. Collaboration with YukirinSnow.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,759 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Catnip by Rukazaya reviews
Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo accidentally turns into a cat. Without knowing the tabby is his arch-nemesis, Izaya takes him home and keeps him as a pet. As a cat, Shizuo discovers a side of Izaya that nobody knows, his secrets, life, fears, loves and feelings.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 96,680 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 2,985 - Follows: 2,455 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Camera Shy by amaya-no-gin reviews
In the underground, if you owe someone a favor, they own your life. That's why Izaya takes the chance to pay his debt, even if it means becoming his enemy's brother's Barbie. Pairing Shizaya!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Your Hand In Mine by morganclaire1 reviews
If you find Shizuo Heiwajima, there's a 90% chance that you've also found Yoshi Koizumi. There's a certain informant though, who isn't too keen on letting this continue so what better thing to do than to take the girl for himself? That's a little difficult though, especially when he's dealing with the most oblivious girl in the world and violence himself. IzayaxOCxShizuo
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,172 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
The City of Boners by womanintheback reviews
Alec is an up and coming porn star who gets the chance to work with the best in the industry, Magnus Bane. Only, he can't seem to control himself around this more experienced man. What will he do when things heat up even more? AU and AH
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,620 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Ten years later by tamyyiia reviews
Izaya finds himself 10 years in the future. In which he is missing, everything has changed, nothing is as it seems and the world it not as he knows it. Tokyo is a dystopia. Warnings: Violence, MxM, Shizaya/Izuo, blood, character death and supernatural beings.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,729 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Oh, That Way Madness Lies by Iris Of The Open Skies reviews
Izaya Orihara was the ultimate know-it-all. But, what happens when there's a new threat? A Hacker, named The Stalker. If there was one thing that Izaya hated, then it was not knowing something. And this Hacker knew more than he did, which irked the info broker. But whatever clue he finds, all leads to one oblivious girl, who Izaya knew had no part in anything. Or did she? IzayaxOC
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,077 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Izaya O. - Complete
Achluophobia by x-Earl-Ciel-Phantomhive-x reviews
All children, at some age or another, are in-arguably afraid of the dark.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Life's a Beach by Shizaya1398 reviews
Shizuo, Shinra, Izaya and the rest of their class go on an end of the year field trip to the beach!/sorry i suck at summarys/ please read and review!/ Shizaya/ sorry for the lame title/
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Ikuto in Heat by Hachimisu reviews
When spring comes around, cats go into heat. Ikuto is no exception. Amuto lemon. ONESHOT COLLECTION
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,654 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Just For A Knight by Prustrian Informant reviews
It was an average night when Psyche and his brother arrived at the club. Wishing to be with his newfound love, Psyche begs Delic to do one thing: seduce Hibiya. Unfortunately, plans go awry...
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,622 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Delic, Hibiya
Anywhere but here by culpaeros reviews
HS!ShizuoxIzaya A day at the beach goes wrong when Shizuo and Izaya find themselves trapped in a cave. Can they put aside their differences in order to find a way out together or will they succumb to the traps waiting for them inside the darkness?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,398 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Humiliation by Miyuki Wynter reviews
He was stuck handcuffed in the middle of the sidewalk. As if that wasn't bad enough, Izaya was also completely naked. Sick!Izaya. Shizaya. Rated M for later chapters.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,481 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry by Seliphra reviews
Shizuka and Kanra are like their parents in nearly every way, but their relationship is a little odd too and when someone makes Shizuka cry, Kanra is out for revenge. SEQUEL to The Missing Year, focus on Shizuo and Izaya's youngest daughters R&R please...
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Complete
Draw with Me by solaresque reviews
Crappy Shizaya drabble. Based on the video 'Draw with Me'. Oneshot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Washed Up by Prustrian Informant reviews
Izaya gets into a situation at work which leads to his being dumped into Tokyo Bay and barely saved by Shizu-chan. Unfortunately, the flea has more problems than just his new and old foes around...
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,054 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
The Night of Lust and Despair by MidnightRemedy reviews
Yakumo ends up being tormented by an unknown yet frighteningly familiar woman. What is the woman really after and will Haruka find a way to avoid her vicious plan from succeeding? Rated M for sexual content. Yakumo x Haruka.
Psychic Detective Yakumo/心霊探偵八雲 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Yakumo S., Haruka O. - Complete
Damn You, Auto Correct! by alitablake reviews
Kyoko gets a new phone but has a little trouble with it when texting with Ren. Rated M for Language
Skip Beat! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 145 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
My Happy Ending by Butterfly-winged Rat reviews
[REVISED][Yaoi] A Oneshot about what I think the ending of Kaori Yuki's Ludwig Kakumei should go about.
Ludwig Kakumei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Complete
Twisting in A Different Way reviews
Izaya actualy gets hit by Shizuo throwing a mail box. Izaya tries to run and hide to save his pride, but Shizuo finds him. Shizuo wants Shinra to fix Izaya up, so he can kill him...so he says.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,916 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.