Traveling back in time becomes literal for an archaeologist from the 1930's. With a God peering over her shoulder and a grudge against the kingdom of the Nile, Bali begins her path to becoming a legend of the eighteenth dynasty. AtemxOC *author name change*

Morty Smith always had a hard time making friends at his school. His grandpa Rick didn't help any. But one day, something happened that seemed more unlikely than anything he had encountered on his dimension hopping adventures…he made some normal friends. Now he just has to worry about keeping them. A crossover story between Total Drama and Rick and Morty.

Due to a magical mishap, some of the aliens from Ben's watch are released! Thankfully, they have personalties (rather than them being on instinct only rampages). And, unbeknownst to Ben, have been so for a while. What is it going to be like when they learn proper earth mannerisms? What all will happen?

Cartman always had the tendency to cross dress, but what happens when a prank by Kyle goes terribly wrong and actually transforms Cartman into a girl? How the hell will Kyle be able to fix it? It's up to Kyle to save his friends (and especially himself) from falling into a manipulative death trap of ass, tits and lips!

Morty is diagnosed with a heart condition, but his optimism about life remains strong. Rick desperately tries to find a cure in secret to help his dying assistant, but will it prove to be too late?

After the events of Season 7 Episode 3, Eric and Kyle find that they have a true connection. Following this, lots of things happen. Some fucked up, some fappable, some cute, and all hilarious! Lots of shocking secrets will be revealed, and both the mountain town and the whole world will be changed forever. Rated M for sex, death, and because it's South Park. (Kyman)

End of season 2 of iZombie and stuff happens, the zombies start a little revolution all of their own. One problem with this. Eventually they are going to run out of a food source. Enter the whole walkers thing. Starts season 1 of the walking dead.

In a world where Rick left early on, Earth was over run by aliens and now exists in a post-apocalyptic state. Fifteen year old Summer Smith and her brother Morty struggle to survive until a Rick sent by the Citadel of Ricks shows up on a mission which involves the two of them.

Amon and Kaneki are stuck under the rubble. Rumble rumble, the rubble gives away. (In revision) Also in Archive of our own.

Rick and Morty go on another of their adventures, except this time something happens which causes Morty to shut down and refuse to speak. Rick finds himself pressed to fix it before he loses Morty. (An excuse for the author to write Rick in the compromising position of fluff). Set before season 3.

Kakashi and Naruto wake up in a weird world. Their sudden arrival to the deserts of Nevada draws the attention of both Autobots and Decepticons. Naruto/TF Prime crossover.

Kyle's acting weird and no one knows why. It obviously has something to do with Cartman but no one would be able to guess the truth. Kyman eventually. Rated because it's South Park.

(A Little Nightmares Story) After being captured by the Lady, little Six soon learns that The Maw can do far worse to her than simply let her get eaten alive. What horrible fate does the mysterious kabuki witch have in store for our young heroine? Read and find out. If you dare. Also, careful for spoilers if you haven't finished the game.

Morty's revolution, of course. A few years ago, the Mortys were used as human shields to protect the Ricks' frequency;now they're the ones who rules. AU! Switch Universe. Morty x Rick. OoC.

An alternate version of Rick steals Morty and takes him on an adventure to harvest science resources. Though this version of his grandfather is even more reckless, careless, and even more violent than the Rick he knows, Morty still has no idea the man he's with is not his grandpa... Morty's real Rick will not be pleased when he discovers what's going on...

Eric Cartman has grown up his entire life without a father, and he'd like to believe that he's more comfortable that way. However, his senior year is going to change drastically when a mysterious man starts to come over more consistently to visit his mother. Jealous and angry, Cartman is going to have to need some help to over come this strange and new problem. (Kyman)

When teen-age Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, and Kenny Mccormick are heading home through the woods, they see Eric Cartman viciously attacked by an animal. (Don't hate, remember this site is for fan FICTION, not everything in a story you read will have what you're looking for, so I encourage you to write your own story if you find something you don't like in someone else's work.)

Kyle and Eric Broflovski-Cartman are loving fathers to their son, Abel Louise Broflovski-Cartman and learn to cope with his tantrums. The boy is a clone of Eric Theodore Cartman, only with green eyes that captivate anyone.

After going over the edge, Eric Cartman is sent to Peak View, a behavioral clinic in Colorado Springs. However, when Eric meets his psychiatrist, it may take him longer than expected to leave.

[Crossover (Posted into this to grab more attention)] Heat, Chris and the Wild Team are jumping again through dimensions but with a surprisingly twist : Their journey takes them to the Team Fortress 2 dimension, where they team up with Scout & the rest of team RED to take out an old foe and new enemies are appearing at the same time.

Morty get's sold into alien slavery after leaving Rick's side while on a strange planet, Morty suffer's horrid abuse at the hands of his slavers and can only hope and pray that his Grandpa finds him before he snaps and does the unthinkable to himself. Rated T for abuse and thoughts of suicide as well as suicide attemps and language of course.

In this universe Rick and Morty dwelve into outer-space to escape an abusive home. Will Rick know how to take care of Morty? If so, who will take care of Rick? Universe C-902. Also on AO3.

After getting lost in the forest, Red finds a place that no one knew about and makes an unusual friend. (Angry Birds series crossover)

AU Kenny is pretty disgusting, Stan's a perfect guy, people think Kyle is going crazy, and Cartman is a possessed doll.

*This is an AU story! This is not slash nor yaoi, but there will be comforting moments similar to family-related.* What if the Anteiku Raid had taken another turn? What if Kaneki had not been defeated by Arima, but rather by Amon? Would he had still been spared and turned into Sasaki Haise? Or would Amon become his mentor and not be erased of his identity?

Kyle gets irritated when Stan starts arguing with Cartman more often. Could it be that he's actually...jealous? Of STAN? Kyman! Read & review if you like!

COMPLETE! House Xover. No PP. House pre-season 4. Amity Park's in trouble and Danny's stuck in New Jersey with a doctor who won't release him until he's "better." But how can House cure his patient without realizing he's only half human? DxS

AU to 10x07 "Tsst"! Cartman feels degraded, so he runs away. When he goes to a friend for help, he's surprised that friend welcomes him with open arms. He's more surprised to find he's slowly falling in love! He wasn't gay. Or was he? Unfortunately he has competition. Developed Stanman, Style, and maybe Kyman later. Teen!boys AU. T for swearing and mentions of self-harm.

When Kyle hurts Cartman deeply, Cartman will do anything to prove him wrong. M/M, Kyman, Hints of other pairings, smut, rated M for a reason.

Sheryl Crow. Cartman has always been a heartless kid for as long as everyone's known him but when one of his friends unexpectedly dies he'll show signs that no one not even himself believed he had; emotions. Slight Stanman and Kyman

Whenever Kyle finds our Eric has a crush on him, he also finds out Eric has runaway. An unknown offender has attacked Eric in the wilderness, and Kyle is going to find out who. Kyman story.

In an alternate reality, Rick returns to his family, only to discover there's something terribly wrong with his grandson. Rated for language, please review.

Cartman is being ignored in school. Ever since Kyle left him for a private middle school, he's been left out. Cartman gets into a bet that may cost him all he ever known in South Park, but it may get him the life he wished for. Though Kyle himself is having issues. His life was all laid out by his mother, but when his parents get a divorce will he be able to handle that life? Kyman

Kyle and Cartman are married with a child, but things aren't working out between them, so what happens when Kyle is sent back in time to before they ever fell in love? Will he chose to experience it all over again, or prevent it from ever happening? Kyman.

The Quindecim has received two very strange guests from Gotham. Just a crossover I had in mind. A bit batjokes slashy so if you don't like don't read.

Dissatisfied with the monotony of life as a literature professor, Kyle Broflovski finds escape in online stripping, eager for some excitement. His regular customer Eric Cartman soon finds himself infatuated with the strange and undeniably attractive man behind the screen. They continue with their lives as normal, until one fated encounter in a grocery store. Kyman AU, rated T

An alien species lands on earth, searching for refugee. Only to be met with guns and camps and hatred. Our story follows eight young teens within the walls of an integrated academy as they deal with racism, school, friendship, first love, and judgement. Join Kylie, Erica, Sarah, and Kenzie in their fight for freedom. Join Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Stan as they search for themselves

After Finding out that Dr Mephesto now has a time machine, Cartman decides to use it to tell his 8 year old self about an incident he's going to do at the prom, after being banned from entering Dr Mephesto's lab, Stan saves Wendy and others including Cartman from the burning school the next day. Cartman sneaks back in time again and breaks Stan and Wendy up, affecting his existance

Nine years have past since Cartman left South Park. For Wendy, Stan, Kyle and the other kids in town, this meant peace, until one day, Eric is back, but he is not quite his old self, or is he? This is Wendy's struggle against Cartman in their, very particular, love hate relationship. Candy.

Eric Cartman and Wendy Testaburger had to make a machine for their science class, but it backfires and Cartman, Wendy and everyone else in their grade has to deal with the consequences.

Kyle thinks he's finally found a way to get rid of Cartman. Cartman proves him wrong with a simple game of cat and mouse. Kyman.

A human accidentally gets stuck in a different world during a hiking trip, filled with anthropomorphic animals. Set on finding his way back home, Alexander Jenssen must survive and adapt in a world that seems vacant of humanity. But is that truly the case? Set between KFP and KFP2. Chapter 1 has been rewritten !

For a boy who talked so much, RED thought they knew everything about Scout. Spy found out the hard way they didn't. (Warnings for major character death, and mentions of suicide)

The All-American Rejects. Kenny stumbles upon the realization that Cartman might not only have a thing for just Kyle, but Stan too. When Kenny confronts him about it this makes Cartman re-think his relationship with both of them. CartmanxKyle, CartmanxStan and also a little bit of StanxWendy

Caboose was not an easily angered person. (Yup, more Caboosey goodness! Don't like, don't read.) Read, review, and enjoy! Rated because it's Red vs. Blue

Now that the two teams have joined together to fight the machines, everyone starts to notice something strange with the two Scouts. Tensions are high when the Scout's life is put on the line and something dangerous is happening with the Administrator. SLASH! Don't like, don't read. Established BLU Scout/BLU Spy established BLU Sniper/ RED Scout. Enjoy!

The boys form SP attend an academy called Nightly Knightverg. and it turns out rumor is going around Vampires are there... and it seems that they boys of SP are new, so they more likely won't believe in such a tail... Kyle won't believe in such a thing... but what about Stan, Cartman, and the rest of the SP boys? do they? (This is KYMAN so don't worry okay? okay? good :) )

not giving away any details besides that it's sad. Maybe some OOC, but I don't know. whatever. Any way, enjoy the story and review if you want. :) Renamed from They left him, just cause.

Spy is allergic to cats, and Scout thinks it's funny. (Spy and a young Scout)

"Caboose heard what Wash had said, but it was like someone broke the TV in Blue Base again and there was nothing but static in his brain..." (Spoilers for Season 12 Episode 15).

I enjoy reading Red Rising by Pierce Brown and love the characters and world that he has created. I searched for fan fiction stories, but couldn't find any. So, I decided to write some, myself. The story takes place on an alternate timeline. In this version, Darrow did not fight Julian, Pax is still alive, Roque is dead, and Mustang has betrayed Reaper. Hope you enjoy!

Eric Cartman has done things he should apologize for... What will happen when he is forced to do so, supervised by his eternal rival? / Kyman; Stendy; Bunny; Creek

Scout is approached by a mysterious talking crab that claims to be the BLU Spy under a curse; and the only way to break this curse is a kiss from a virgin. Unfortunately for the SpyCrab, the Scout would rather jump off a bridge than kiss another man.

It's been nearly ten years since the day when Cartman murdered Scott Tenorman's parents and ground them up into a bowl of chili. Now, Scott Tenorman is back and he wants revenge. READER BEWARE: This story is a very dark take on the Scott Tenorman storyline.

What happens when enemies want something more from each other? Cartman is a perverted, arrogant, egotistical ass who doesn't know when enough is enough and Kyle is a monstrous sadist who has been driven to lust for blood and depravity due to Cartmans years of abuse. Who will come out on top and who will have to swallow his pride and a little more?

What happens when a certain pink haired girl enters the 2fort Battlefield? A bloody mess, that's what! One-shot

Kyman! Carman moves away from South Park for four years, but what will things look like when he returns senior year?

The boys are now in High School and are all 15. They soon gain a new class mate, an Emo as it were, called 'Jake' and soon, Cartman grows fond of Jake, maybe a little too fond? Kyle begins to feel left out from Cartman's frenemie companionship and discovers a shocking truth about him and Eric, and as for Kenny and Stan... How will they cope? (Cartman/OC) (Kyman) (Style)

The BLU Scout is suspicious about what his Medic is hiding from him and afraid for his Relationship with the opposing team's Sniper. I can't write Summaries (Warning about shit LIKE YAOI and M-preg...I was bored.) Team fortress 2 and all the characters mentioned belong to VALVE.

Lawrence Mundy Jr. hates the holiday season. And he especially hates when the holiday season forces him to deal with his overbearing parents, his abrasive brother-in-law, an oddly jittery Spy, and the mysterious going-ons of a factory in the distance...the sequel to Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler. Cover image by tomiyeee!

Closed off from the world in a mental asylum, Scott eludes forgiveness and makes it his personal goal to bring Eric Cartman misery. Short one-shot about the beginning of Scott's obsession with revenge.

For Eric. Cartman. Must. Bottom. -Mysterion is caught in an interview, and is prompted to pick a teammate that he finds attractive. Does his response actually draw on him a new realization for someone none other than The Coon? And how is The Coon going to handle the comment? Slight Non/Con. Violence, bondage, cussing, Cartman/Kenny and Mysterion/The Coon.

When Kyle gets beat up by Craig and his friends, Cartman defends his friend. **This is my first chapter story! I hope you all enjoy it. Eventual Kyman. Rated T for swearing, bullying, sexual jokes. I'll warn you before anything more serious. Your favorites/follows/reviews are the best compliments I could receive! Thank you for reading :)

It's been two years since Blutarch Mann's death and Redmond Mann's team of mercenaries disbanded. But when they're called together for one last battle, will the RED team discover they've been out of the killing business too long?

When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.

Eric Cartman is struggling with mental illness and his desire for Kyle. Kyle is struggling with his love for Stan. Craig is attracted to Cartman and Clyde wants Craig...what will happen? Mental illness/character death involved.

When Liane Cartman dies, custody goes to the one and only person Eric Cartman dreads most. *201spoiler*

Set when the boys are in their early teens. Cartman has to contend with neglect at home, friends who don't care and newly developing superpowers. Not as lame as it sounds - the superpowers are explained using real SP universe back-story. Mild Kyman.

It's been almost four years since Eric Cartman moved away from South Park. But when he unexpectedly returns, Kyle finds himself viewing Cartman from a whole different perspective. Rated M for smut...Kyman.

During sudden death, a Red Scout finds a drink in the sewers and thinks its orange juice and drinks it...only to find it's not. A Blu spy walks through the sewers after the stalemate to find the red scout in a Little situation BSpyXRScout *Crap summary*

REVAMPED: Eric Cartman is actually Kyle Broflovski's brother! Wait, is "Cartman" even his name anymore? Written before Scott Tenorman's return came out. T for language only. COMPLETE.

Stan, Cartman and Kyle go out on an adventure and make some new discoveries after Cartman is mysteriously transformed into a 3 year old

What obsession can lead to... Written for a friend on DeviantART

Kenny has feelings for Cartman, but what happens when Cartman finds out? Will Kenny ever be with Cartman?

Complete.Eric hates Scott right? But is the same true for Scott? Could there be more to Scott's feelings then hate? Scott/Cartman.

Cartman wakes up from a nightmare and goes to his half-brother Scott for help. Scottman brotherly love.

After Cartman begins to date Wendy, the boys make a bet about him being gay. Who will win him? And why does Kyle feel so weird about all of this? Candy, Buttman, Kyman, Kenric. Mentions of Dip and Creek.

Richard Marx. Liane feels that she is an unfit mother and so she takes Eric and leaves him at an adoption center. How will Kyle react to this? Pairing:CartmanxKyle Oneshots:ButtersxCartman OCxCartman. dont like it? then dont read or even review

As soon as Kyle spotted Cartman with a girl, he immediately thinks that Cartman likes this girl making him get jealous. pairing: KylexCartman, might put in more couples doubt it though