![]() Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Hi you all know me by now right? i know i do :P well im Me i love writting and readin any kind of supernatural books and historical and classical they all are great :) Im about to start my sophomore year of college and i love it, i want to be a Corporate lawyer. Now im not a stiff i am loose still. I am writing a series myself i think its good its about vampires and i am on book two the first one was 313 pages. I love mythology and anything about history. i am weird and random and fun. I dress different than regular people. I love the 20's, 40s, and 80's my favorite decades and their style was great!! If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. female come backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies. Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. An apple a day keeps the doctor away (if well aimed). I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Stupid psychiatrist. :P ). If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. (I MEAN COME ON!! I'M A human what is this for dgos) If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on. You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. I don't obsess! I think intensely. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. I SHOULD TAKE THAT OFF I DIED LAST WEEK :P When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back! Anyone giving away a knight in shining armor? Mine turned out to be a loser in tin foil. Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass. I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. well this shows how random i am lols |
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