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 Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter. Hi Y'all! I'm from Mobile,Alabama and I am your typical southern gal. That is if she is into getting dirty (literally, I work landfills for a living), can't cook, quirky to a fault, and likes rave music!! I hope you like my stories!! I right now am writing Harry Potter fics, but will expand soon! I hope you all like! Gender: Female (duh) Age: mentally or physically? it depends on the POV College: University of Mobile (Grad: 2003, so yeah i'm old!) Degree: B.S. in Chemistry with a minor in Music I'm also Half Asian if that makes any sense... I also have EDS or Easily Distracted Syndrome...eventhough my other half says that it's ADHD or ADD... Music: I like almost everything and will listen to anything once before disliking... Books,TV and Movies: I like anime, Harry Potter, War History, Big Love, NCIS, anything Star Trek, the Star Wars saga, Repo! The Genetic Opera, and etc... General Likes: Mardi Gras, Dancing, Listening to Music, Reading and Writing Fanfics, Watching TV, Hanging out and Talking to Friends (Online or Actual), amoung other things... Food: Moonpies! I really like moonpies and they are so readily available but i like catching them at the parades during Mardi Gras...Nothing like a hard earned moonpie and a soda! I also like Chinese food, sushi, and well just food in general as long as it won't try to eat me first or that's gross! But Moonpies are my fave! |
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Hungry Thirsty Crazy by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 293,076 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Bleeding Clown by parselslyth reviews
Harry receives a diary from Dumbledore but when he writes in it, he receives an unexpected response. Who is this correspondent? Abused!Harry rescued from Dursleys, Mentor!Snape. Warnings: swearing, self harm, drug abuse, references to child abuse and rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,924 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 2,564 - Updated: 9/26/2018 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Diary by SMichaelM reviews
Narcissa (15) stumbles along her mother's diary and finds out that the Black girls are not Blacks. How will this affect her relationship with her sisters and the Marauders? Mostly NB/SB and BB/RL. Rated T for talk about sex. Inspired by image on acciobrain.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/8/2017 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.
Raven by IamSlytherin reviews
au/ooc battle of Hogwarts in fifth year,school closed for year. Sirius dead Harry is sent back to Surrey but his Uncle having lost a lot of money to gambling forces Harry to work off his debts. Can Harry be rescued? warn slash/rape,mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 46,501 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 5/5/2017 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cupcakes Taste Like Violence by koishii-tenshi reviews
Lucius Malfoy is regal. Lucius Malfoy is an ex-death eater. Lucius Malfoy was a spy for the Order. Lucius Malfoy was... a victim? Follow Malfoy senior as he goes through the trials and issues of life after the dark lord, while trying to find self love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,192 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2017 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Dependence by ObsessiveDevil reviews
James becomes ill, and Snape is the only person that can keep him alive. Of course, Snape will only help him for a price. SSJP. Snames - now fully edited with new chapters and various new scenes! (It's basically a whole new story!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 111,075 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 2/15/2010 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Love The Unloved by TattooShadow reviews
THIS STORY IS UNGOING AN OVERHAUL CURRENTLY FOR 2019. Although the story concept is the same, ALL chapters have been rewritten and I'm working on the new ones. It is still for mature readers only, still has graphic scenes, abuse, torture, sexual abuse etc. The new versions will be posted soon. I'm nearly finished with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 102,069 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 2/8/2017 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Chance Meeting at The Ink Pot by teddyaccount reviews
Severus Snape meets a six-year-old Harry Potter at The Ink Pot and ends up buying a book for the child, unaware of the far reaching effects of his spontaneous kindness. Completely AU, partly OOC, partly childic, abuse!Dursleys, Changing POVs Sev/Harry .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Entertainment at the Club by granger2malfoy reviews
Blaise is shown a secret room at Malfoy's club and discovers the missing Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 3/21/2005 - [Hermione G., Blaise Z.]
An Unusual Sorting by purple-psychopath reviews
Our very least favorite caretaker is sorted. With high expectations from his father and merciless Hogwarts students combined. Argus Filch is doomed. I started this over 6 years ago, and just wanted to finally finish it. Now I have.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Albus D., Argus F. - Complete
Nappies and Naked Dancing by Pickled Rellish reviews
The Weasley twins mess up; big time and there to prove it, is a baby. A baby called Harry Potter. Sit back, kick your feet up, relax and read through the ensuing chaos that the prank has caused. AU Fifth Year. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,239 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Voldemort - Complete
One Night In George's Office by woundedbutterfly reviews
Huang makes a few disturbing discoveries about the love lives of the Special Victims Unit squad... C/G, E/O, M/D, and the list goes on...now with a third chapter! How have I not been banned from word processors?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 5/15/2009 - C. Novak, G. Huang - Complete
This Letter Will Save your Life by HeadGirl91 reviews
Crackfic. Harry is extremely bored at the Dursleys. What can he do? Write for help of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Harry P.
The Water Supply by Nikki Flinn reviews
What happens when Fred and George decide to put an experimental love potion in a water fountain? Nothing good. At least, not for the victims. GWDM, FWHG, GWAJ, PPLL, BZNT, HPMB, ASKB, RWSP, SSAT. figure them out as we go!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,644 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 3/1/2007 - George W.
Happy Bloody Christmas, Severus Snape! by Lady Kara Thrace reviews
Hermione Granger comes back to Hogwarts for Christmas. Will Severus Snape be able to let her go at the end of the holiday?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,651 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Adventures After Babysitting by HpFanficFan reviews
Snape spent a month looking after baby Harry. But now, Harry is back to his 15 year old self. Will life ever be the same again? Sequel to Adventures in Babysitting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,441 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
16 Things to Do at Walmart by BigMouth96 reviews
CrackFic? Just a tad bit. The SVU gang go to Walmart and try to complete the list of things to do at Walmart. M for language.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,877 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/17/2010
50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
30 Reasons Why Remus Should Choose Sirius by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Sirius is fed up with Tonks' endless flirting with Remus and decides to write a list of reasons why Remus should stay with him. 1 Sirius is a man...2 ...A manly man...3 ...with a cock...4 ...a big one...5 ...That Remus would miss. RLSB SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Revelations: Secrets and Lie Revealed by deepsrani reviews
10 of the students at Hogwarts get invites to a mysterious game where they are told they will be told the other members secrets. Unable to resist, they accept. But at the cost of their own, something they work out to late. Includes: HG, DM, HP, GW, BZ, LL, RW, PP, DG, TN.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,465 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M., Luna L., Blaise Z.
Uncrowned Lord of Azkaban by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 2,637 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P.
The Avenging Auror by Drusilla Dax reviews
August 2009 – the Head of the Auror Department at the Ministry of Magic Apparates to Washington, D.C. //Harry Potter-NCIS crossover with mention of slash//
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 80,602 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Memos by tartan-angel reviews
A series of random memos sent between our two favourite Professors... who said Flitwick? *evil glare*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 147 - Words: 41,345 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Truth or Dare by BigMouth96 reviews
The SVU gang decide to play Truth or Dare - what more can be said? ... WARNING: This is kind of a CrackFic.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,012 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
50 Things James Potter Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. FOURTH ONESHOT POSTED :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Harry Potter and the Deaged Potions Professor 2 by Dramagirl007 reviews
This is a sequel to Harry Potter and the Deaged Potions Professor, this time there is a new evil... or is it the same? NO SLASH, Yes spanks of kids and teenagers. Don't like it? Don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 116 - Words: 169,059 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Gift For A Hag by galleons reviews
Professor Snape doubts the possibility that he can ever forgive Professor Dumbledore or the Sorting Hat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 32,899 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Severus S., S. Vector - Complete
Ever After by Hannanora-Potter reviews
Based on "Ever After". After his parents die in a coach accident, Earl Harry Potter is brought up as a servant in his own house by the Dursleys. One day, when money has reached an all-time low, they decide to sell him for taxes. As his best friend and fellow servant, Hermione, determines to save him from being shipped to the Americas, she sets off a startling turn of events. HG RH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 152,628 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 1/10/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Once upon a Summertime by VictoriaBard reviews
It's the summer of 1991. Four children; Ziva, Tony, Abby and Tim, travel away from their homes to stay with Special Agents Leroy Jethro Gibbs and Jenny Shepard in a little white house with old fashioned, blue painted shutters in a friendly neighborhood.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,398 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 7/23/2010
Oh Man by celtics534 reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny are sent into the future. and who should they met? None other then their future selfs and kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 22,648 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Poor Ginny by tommymo reviews
Ever wonder why Neville and Ginny broke apart so soon after the fun of the Yule Ball? This story explains what went wrong for poor Neville soon after. One-shot based on the song 'Poor Jenny' by the Everly Brothers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Neville L., Ginny W. - Complete
A Secret Admirer: The Stalking of Severus Snape by galleons reviews
Severus Snape tries to use deduction to figure out who in Merlin's name is sending him these blasted letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 40,790 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Another marauders pass notes in class by jenonca-bazinga-winchester reviews
the Marauders pass notes. moony is sarcastic, everyone wants to know if Padfoot is dirty minded as always, Prongs is being Prongs and Wormtail is well wormtail. will lily stop saying no and why the hell is severus in a note - chpt 19 & 20 are corrected
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
The Very Secret Diaries of Harry James Potter by Simplicity Is Bliss reviews
Ever wondered what the journals of a very bored Harry Potter would look like? Crack!fic Slash. AU, OCC. Warnings for things both "pink" and "disturbing."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Harry P.
SVU Goes Facebook! by LittleMissPanda84 reviews
So one day I was sitting around and I thought "Hey, what if the SVU squad was on Facebook? That would be so epic!" So this ended up happening :D Soul purpose is to make you laugh :D
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - E. Stabler
Happy's Heiress by Happy.BABE.Zsadist.Emmett reviews
What happens when Gemma meets a young girl who needs help and protection that only Sam Crow can provide? Happy's natural protective urges goes into overdrive and the club gets a new friend.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 92,533 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Happy - Complete
The Mental Mentorship by galleons reviews
Professor Severus Snape has a new co-worker that just might become the bane of his existance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 44,128 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Severus S., S. Vector - Complete
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
Over Finally by I-Love-Yuki15 reviews
Sequel to Finally and Caught. Severus and Harry might get married, they are planning to. But they? what is going on with Edward and James? I don't know what genre to put, so drama/humor is there, if you want tell & I'll change it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,014 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Mission: Escape Witness Protection by The Fictionist Aura reviews
A witness to a murder ends up under Gibbs' care but she knows more than she is willing to tell. In fact, she knows everything about the murder but has no wish to cooperate. The agent that is in charge of her is a cranky man anyways who seems to hate her very existence. Still her goal remains the same: escape witness protection. Has OC. Not romance. BEING REWRITTEN.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,535 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, OC
PCP Plot Bunnies by TalaDentro reviews
Question: What happens when characters decide to argue with the author? Answer: The author gets distracted and ends up writing a crack fic! Lucius x Harry slash craziness! I don't know what happened, things just took a turn for the much odder than usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Ginny's Story by Eveil Woman reviews
Voldemort won the war, now two and a half years later Ginny must explain to her remaining brothers why she will remain with the one person they never dream she would want to be with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Ginny W., Bill W. - Complete
Everyone Has Finally Seen Enough by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
We,the Order of the Phoenix 1995 ,have had enough of seeing you two stupid mutts doing unspeakable things to each other on the table where we eat, the sofas where we sit, the stairs that we climb and in front of Sirius' mother. RLSB. SLASH! 1st chapter/letter - the Order, 2nd chapter/letter - James Potter : Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Cherokee Camp by grugster reviews
After two weeks of torture by Death Eaters, Draco and Harry have to find a way to cope with all their memories. Severus, as their guardian, tries to help and spends some time with them at a therapy camp in the USA. Draco/Harry friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 66 - Words: 211,749 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Baby Sitting Strider by Kwantum reviews
After the war and thirteen children, Sam asks the King and Queen of Gondor to baby sit for a day on account of his anniversary
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
Aftermath by Duochanfan reviews
Cedric was killed at the end of fouth year. How will Harry cope with the aftermath of that night. MPREG AND SLASH Don't like don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 65,750 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
The golden trio by The elusive shadow reviews
Harry Potter has finally defeated Voldemort. But there is nothing left in this world except for painful memories. So he and his lovers, Ron and Hermione decides to leave. But the new dimension they enter is not what they imagined. Threesome. UP FOR ADOPTION, SEE PROFILE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 186,708 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P.
Would You Like Lembas With That? by Lyrical Ballads reviews
[Discontinued] Haldir experiences the joy and pain of working in a fast food restaurant. Oh, if only he had gone to college.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,232 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Haldir, Faramir, Peregrin T.
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 5,837 - Follows: 3,904 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
12 Things Voldemort Does NOT Want For Christmas by MyTeenageDream reviews
A little drabble everyday until Christmas Eve about the things the Death Eaters buy the Dark Lord for Christmas...Whether he wants it or not...Rated T for Voldemort's potty mouth and Bellatrix's dirty mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter Christmas Carols by Sianatra reviews
A random assortment of holiday favorites - Harry Potter style! Sure to bring a smile to your face and joy to your day!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009
101 Ways to Get Expelled From Hogwarts by MyTeenageDream reviews
Pretty much self-explanatory. The newest edition to my 101 Ways lists
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011
A Best Friend Will by Dea de Verum reviews
A good friend will do this, but what will a best friend do? Celebrating friendship in the Harry Potter realm! Funny one-shots that will make you laugh so hard! Hilarious! READ AND REVIEW OR I'll SEND FRED AND GEORGE TO GET YOU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 10/26/2009 - James P., Harry P.
A Tumultuous Tenure by galleons reviews
In which Professor Vector loses a bloody moron of a mentor and gains a fellow Order of the Phoenix member. Part 2 of The Mental Mentorship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,681 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Severus S., S. Vector
Just a Game of BS by BigMouth96 reviews
Our favorite SVU characters play a game of BS, but with a little twist.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,760 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Complete
Playwitch's Top 10 Sexiest Wizards by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
When Playwitch comes knocking, 10 of Wizarding England’s finest step up to the challenge. Multiple Pairings: Ginny/Cormac/Romilda, Harry/Draco, Luna/Lucius, Remus/Hermione/Sirius, Bill/Lavender/Charlie, Fred/Verity/George.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,086 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Harry P.
Give Me Strength by DarkEntity1414 reviews
Don Cragen adopted Olivia Benson when she was 6. They struggled through problems but overcome but teen years might just be the end of him.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - D. Cragen, O. Benson
Family Ties by Hopeless-Romantic-Daydreamer reviews
What happens when Kerrianne flees Ireland and goes back to live with her dad? A whole heck of a lot. My First SOA Fic. Please read and review. NOT SLASH!
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,937 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Chibs, Juice
Harry Potter and the Petting Zoo of Doom by not bitter just twisted reviews
Harry potter and all his little friends go on their biggest adventure yet, including spiders, goats, killer banana's and what lurks in Harry's cupboard. May contain Swearwords and spiders
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Mini Moony by lilyyuri reviews
Sequel to 'Jaded', Harry and Remus are married and are going to adopt a child called Aaron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 164,613 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Come What May or 100 Days by SeraphimeRising reviews
When you lose your innocence, what comes next? RW/PP. Warning: EWE. Implied Rape & Physical Assault of Character. Language. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 100 - Words: 66,079 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
The Death Eaters' Chatroom by Witchy Pixie reviews
What happens when the death eaters discover the internet? You'll find out! Bella goes to therapy, Snape gets hooked on webkinz, and there's even a visit from the chosen one himself! Awful, awful fic I started when I was eleven. and don't have the heart to take down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Muggle Music Mondays by MyTeenageDream reviews
Join DJ Paula G and DJ Batman's listeners as they react to various songs played on the Muggle Music Monday weekly radio special. Various genres and pairings Listed describes the most recent chapter .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Always by Jodie Antonia reviews
Hermione is taken away and is strippen of her Innocence. This is rated M for a reason. Contains Rape. Dont Like, Dont Read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort Into Killing You by MyTeenageDream reviews
The title says it all! 101 things that would annoy the *beep* out of the one and only VOLDEMORT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Voldemort - Complete
Deaged to three: Harry and Draco by Main Source of Annoyance reviews
Harry and Dracos rivelry have damaged the future. Fate, and a mysterious voice from the forest, have decided to de-age Harry and Draco to the age of three to try to help. Now Hogwarts has to raise two young boys, both damaged by their past. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,095 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Hogwarts Rules by aliceinwonderland2000 reviews
There is a list of rules for Hogwarts...but how did they come about? Why are students not allowed to sing "We're off to see the wizard" when going to see Professor Dumbledore, or paint houselves blue and call them smurfs? Find out here...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,029 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 9/13/2009 - James P., Fred W.
Waylaid Witches by Quietdiscord reviews
Hermione receives the opportunity of a lifetime but accepting will alter her life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,938 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Ginny W., Hermione G.
Rod of Asclepius: a tale of falling off the shaft by mochamaker reviews
The two get enthusiastic and cause injury. A little bit of humorous smut to end the day with. Added a chap 2...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - A. Cabot, O. Benson - Complete
Drunken Celebrations by csi sidle-rox1539 reviews
Ecklies leaving the lab at last and the team are forced to go to a leaving party. Randomness, a drunk Ecklie and Grissom and Karaoke..what could possibly go wrong? Eventual GSR Sara's still here and so is Warrick! - a fox-rox1539 and csi sidle lvl3 story
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,278 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Sara S., Gil G.
Hermione Comes Out by Jonny2 reviews
Hermione begins to feel the tinges of love like every other teenager her age. But she feels these a little differently than girls her age normally do. Femmeslash, HermionexGinny. First femmeslash story so plz be gentle with reviews.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,087 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
A Bloody Meeting by Kilt reviews
Hermione and Ron are adults and live in a flat. Suddenly something unpredictable happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Gilderoy L. - Complete
Poor Elliot by Ranowa Hikura reviews
Our poor, favorite detective gets stuck with our two favorite women when they have mono. Angst/terror ensues. EC/EO/CO no, no ones cheating, and there's no threesome... GOD JUST READ IT!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2011 - C. Novak, E. Stabler
Chomp by mochamaker reviews
Snacks and subtext...or is it really subtext? Liv and Alex spend some down time enjoying and debating about Rizzles.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2011 - A. Cabot, O. Benson - Complete
Predictive Text by astopperindeath reviews
Severus gets more than he expected after a mistake texting. A set of drabbles written for the GrangerSnape100 "Spelling Mistake Challenge."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Save me by JazRox reviews
Narcissa is pregant with Lucius Malfoy's child she is also a order of the phoniex member, and Moody's favourite student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,914 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
At it like bunnies! by Ranowa Hikura reviews
CO. Casey and Olivia are at it like bunnies again... but this time, literally. Total crack fic. And no I don't own them, god, Dick Wolf, leave me alone!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/24/2011 - C. Novak, O. Benson - Complete
Driving Lessons He just hasn't met me yet p5 by Random Little Imp reviews
The Doctor needs help and only the TARDIS knows who to call Part 5 in the He just hasn't met me yet AU series. WARNING Spoilers for series 6 episode "When a Good man goes to war"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Angel Without Wings by CSIGregObssessed reviews
Greg's best friend is in Vegas. What will happen? Bad summary GregOC
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,884 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Greg S.
Strip Poker with the Special Victims Unit by The Fourth Black Sister reviews
After a hard day at work the members of SVU decide to play a small "harmless" game of poker. My first SVU fic, please review. :D
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2011 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Die, with a T by enchantedstarlight reviews
A chubby Draco, and the physical trainer from hell. Need I say more? Dedicated to anyone dealing with a weight problem. K for possible minor language
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,168 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 3/21/2009 - [Draco M., Ginny W.]
Road Trip by BellaSarah reviews
When the team is forced to go on a road trip, hijinks ensue. This will be funny and totally AU with a little language and prolly some smut. E/O Let me know what you think here or on Twitter BellaSarah241 .
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/28/2011 - E. Stabler, O. Benson
Of Beds, Shoes, and Detectives by Follower93 reviews
Even cops have their... moments.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2011 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Bonding Therapy by J.Novak reviews
Current and former SVU employees are forced into some hands-on therapy.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2011 - O. Benson
Did Anything About That Seem Odd? by laolurve reviews
Just a goofy little scene in the squad room between Alex/Olivia, the rest of the squad, and a box of donuts. UPDATED WEDNESDAY 4/6: Chapter THREE - a bump in the road?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - A. Cabot, O. Benson
Song Parodies by Nerd.Is.A.Compliment reviews
Harry Potter song Parodies. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 2/24/2010
The Witch Weekly Contest by galleons reviews
In which Professor Sinistra outdoes herself regarding her good friend Professor Vector's birthday and Professor Snape just wants to do her in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,306 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Severus S., S. Vector - Complete
Snape's Elevator Adventures:The Return of Snapette by A True Weasley reviews
It's back! More bugging Snape on the elevator! Sequel to Snape's Elevator Adventures.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 10,792 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Severus S.
HotBox by CaseyOliviaShipper reviews
Munch, Fin, and Benson like you've never seen them before.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2011 - J. Munch, O. Tutuola - Complete
Big brother with Harry potter characters by lozza1989 reviews
Sixteen Harry potter characters plus an OC Housemate go into the Big Brother house and take part in the tasks. DO NOT FLAME!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,795 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/4/2010
Banging by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
Scorpius Malfoy works his way through the Weasley men, sometimes more than one at a time. M for a reason. Slash, incest, cross generation, voyeurism, threesomes and an orgy. No under 18s. You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,895 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Scorpius M., Ron W. - Complete
SVU Meets FanFiction by OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest reviews
Elliot stumbles upon a fanfiction site and things in the squadroom get a little interesting... *I own nothing!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Complete
The Family Clock by the edge of night reviews
A series of 100-word drabbles. Centred around the Weasley's clock.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Molly W.
Broadway Song Parodies by Slytherclaw-girl17 reviews
Originally "Castle Up On Mars," this is now one entire collection of my song parodies for Harry Potter/Broadway. Please note: Now or Never SvG will remain one document.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Luna L.
Magically Musically Talented by ColeTheCapricorn reviews
When the war is over, an ipod is put in a potion mix unexpectedly, and two heads who previously hated each other can't stop the school, or themselves from singing, and dancing. This will be one great last year! Dramione. Rated T for language and song
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,340 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Bolt Hole 'all the single ladies' by sofasitter reviews
Alex, Abbie and a couple of friends plan a night out on Valentine's Day, then Alex decides to invite Olivia along.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/15/2011 - A. Cabot, O. Benson - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape by Lupa Dracolis reviews
In which Snape gets rick rolled, loses the game, gets sneezed on, gets charmed red and gold, and followed around by a bottle of shampoo. T because I wouldn't feel safe otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Arthur's Forbidden Love by CJ - Lady of Gryffindor reviews
After twenty-nine years of marriage, even the most solid couples can have their differences. Molly has put up with a lot over the years...but when Arthur's heart is divided between her and another...will it be the end?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
The Story of How We Came To Be, by Hermione by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Harry, Hermione and Draco didn't grow up quite the way that was written.Harry and Hermione are married. Enter one week of close living quarters with newly-divorced friend Draco and things will heat up. H/H/D. slash, three-somes,nc17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,652 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Out of Sorrow by LilyRose Blue reviews
After Donna's death Opie can't seem to bring himself to move on. He is doing increasingly dangerous things as if he has a death wish. Can the helping hand of a friend bring him back from the brink.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 112,404 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Opie, Tara
It's a Wonderful Life at SVU by Bellatrix wannabe 89 reviews
The classic holiday story with an SVU twist. Olivia wishes that she was never born after losing Calvin. Can her guardian angel in training help her see just how much she means to others or is this one wish that will stay granted forever?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,771 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/23/2010 - O. Benson - Complete
Donuts by hamsterpickle1313 reviews
It all started when someone had to go and eat Olivia's donut... Casey accidentally walks into a war zone and the gang indulges in a paper fight.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
My Prince Charming by ylc reviews
Remus Lupin never imagined being in love was so difficult. Of course, someone might said he should have guessed it when he fell in love with Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,450 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Severus S., Remus L.
Quoting Life's Occurances by LaoevanSVU reviews
Our favorite detectives are featured in a series of one-shots, that are centered around a quote. R & R if you think they are funny or not, and criticize my work! I might boost rating to T for it to be safe. Chapter 2 is up, almost complete!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010
A Year With The Weasley Family Repost by MeaghannnnxD reviews
Molly Weasley has six energetic boys she loves unconditionally, but they can be a handful. Spend a year with Molly and her family and find out how she does it! From cuts and scrapes to fights and name calling, no day is ever normal in the Weasley house!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Bill W., Molly W.
50 Reasons by fearblank reviews
50 reasons to 'do it' starring Lily and Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Lily Luna P., Draco M.
Guilty Pleasures by TheTudorDynasty reviews
4 yrs after DH, Not in conjunction with. With Narcissa dead and Draco teaching at Hogwarts the Manor is a lonely place. Hermione is sent to watch Lucius, will the Manor be less lonely? Rated M for later Chapters R & R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Ruled By Secrecy by lege et lacrima reviews
In which Percy Weasley discovers a few things about life from Penelope Clearwater, Oliver Wood, and his very own trouser-wand. Percy/Oliver. -Rated up for swearing and sexytime- -Legs-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,859 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Vending Machine by NCIS7BEXX reviews
Tiva. Candy. Palmer?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by Tunnel-Visionary reviews
Alex, Casey, Elliot, Olivia and Munch are trapped in the courthouse elevator. What to do with the time?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,917 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Broken by Professor SS19 reviews
Albus Dumbledore is grieving for his lost child. Lord Voldemort is triumphant. Severus Snape is broken. But the story is not yet finished...what happens when the three paths meet one final time? Can Severus be fixed? Sequel to "Breaking". NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,164 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Child of Darkness by Professor SS19 reviews
Severus Snape is told a terrible secret that will tear his world apart. Those he trusted...will betray him if they find his secret out. The only person he has left is the person he despises most in the whole world...NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,533 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Secretary by xMab reviews
Lucius Malfoy hires a young witch to be his personal secretary. Rated M for later chapters. There will be smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,226 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Lucius M., OC
It feels so good by NatureSauvage reviews
Fred and George find a list of "Thing that feels good" on Hermione laptop. They decide to make them happened for her. In their own particular style, of course. Fred/Hermione/George Rated for futures chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,595 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W.
A Week of Out of Control Youngsters by NarglesWrackspurtsQuibblers reviews
Ron finally has the highly contagious spattergroit he once claimed to have;the one-hundred and some rediculous number-year old Auntie Muriel's staying at the burrow,which means Rose and Hugo are deemed to stay at the Potter's for a week of wild fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,961 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Woes of Mrs Weasley by RebeccaRoy reviews
Nearly a month after Voldemort is dead and peace reigns in the land. Yet it cannot last poor Mrs. Weasley finds out as the last of the Marauders and Snape are still alive and well…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Molly W., Severus S. - Complete
Resurrection by acata reviews
When Hermione finds out her parents are dead, she throws herself into work. During her research, she finds a journal written by the apprentice of the man who created the Veil. HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,573 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Angel of Mercy by Attention Deficit reviews
After an attempt at suicide Draco Malfoy is sent to Aspen Springs A Psychiatry Hospital where he meets his rival Harry Potter. And everything gets twisted. DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,594 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Married by forty 2 Hawaii 5 0 by Fleppy85 reviews
Sara and Sofia have a week off and spend their time on Hawaii. Beach, sunshine and of course, somebody has to die and they are involved.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,840 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sara S., Sofia C. - Complete
I've Finally Had Enough by Abigail.Dee reviews
Hermione is in an abusive marriage. Could Ron be able to save her? Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,981 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Dumbledores Odyssey by Fallingintonothing reviews
Dumbledore took a right. He didn't notice where he was going. Years latter he would regret this. But his thoughts were not on the possible future regret. The same words were repeating over in his head. I need a bathroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Albus D. - Complete
Aude Sapere by HookEmHornsTX reviews
Latin for "dare to know", Tim McGee dares to know.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Tim M. - Complete
A Lesson In Office Gossip by Lioness1968 reviews
Nothing, really.. the title says it all
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Sara S., Sofia C. - Complete
Married by forty 1 Viva Las Vegas by Fleppy85 reviews
Sara and Sofia have to investigate a murder of a young woman who seems to be illegal in the USA. Are they dealing with slave trader? And what's with the rich and good looking mysterious man Keane, who seems to be interested in Sofia?
CSI - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sofia C., Sara S. - Complete
You've Got Mail! by HeartForSoul reviews
Students at Hogwarts start IMing and no one knows anything anymore! Will there be cursing, computer fights, and love? Yes! Does Hermione fall for the guy on the other side of the screen? What happens when they find out Hogwarts is playing matchmaker?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,772 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z., Padma P. - Complete
Paean to Eros by Regina lacrimarum reviews
Hermione is the new Arithmancy and Ancient Runes teacher at Hogwarts; Fleur is teaching Defense against the Arts. Neither is happy, but they may get along better than they realize. Mild femmeslash is responsible for T rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 26,481 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - [Hermione G., Fleur D.] - Complete
My Fair Weasley by Harlequine-Girl reviews
Ginny Weasley had always been a tomboy. Growing up with six brothers had seen to that. She'd never had a problem with it until the day the two main benefactors of her hospital had waltzed in and declaired her a catastrophy. D/G.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,772 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W.
120 Ways to Get Under Lucius Malfoy's Skin by drummergirl101 reviews
Tottaly halarious! or at least i think it is..... i hope you do too. Beware useing any of the ideas on Lucius Malfoy in real life Might get you killed in a horrible gruesome fashion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Lucius M., OC
Fatherly Summons by Slytherin'sNotebook reviews
Sequel to 'They Never Saw It Coming' Harry goes to Malfoy Manor to meet Draco's parents and gets more than what he bargained for...DM/HP HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,143 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Coastal Tales by lindahoyland reviews
Rumours of unrest in the coastal regions prompt Aragorn and Faramir to undertake a visit where a series of unexpected adventures await them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,161 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Aragorn, Faramir
LongDistance Relationships by IreneHolmes reviews
It's three days after Amon Hen. Frodo and Sam are lost in the Emyn Muil with Gollum, Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli are hunting Orc, and Merry and Pippin are captive. How do they keep in contact? Instant messaging, of course!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010
Ten Things You Never Knew Another fact fic by lovemelucky12 reviews
The things you never knew about Marcus Flint, Charlie Weasley, Mary McDonald, Susan Bones and many more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Charlie W., Lavender B.
You Are the Sparkle of My Eye by Jewel Queen reviews
Sort of parody of Twilight. Quick, humorous story wrapped in fluff. Contains implied slash, almost pre-slash. Gimli's got his eye on Legolas and he doesn't miss a thing! Especially when that silly elf starts being all intriguing and stuff.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Voldemort's Prank by dragonzap93 reviews
Want to know a word that bugs Lucius Malfoy. Check it out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
UnExpected Comfort by Moonyxforever reviews
Can Harry get over the death of his beloved godfather or will someone else help him deal with the pain?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bill W., Harry P.
Late Arrivals and Lifetime Rivals: Snape's Worst by galleons reviews
When Professor Snape crashes a party at 12 Grimmauld Place for the Order of the Phoenix, he makes, er, quite an entrance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 19,657 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Suffer by metacognitive reviews
There she was. Barely eighteen, and already broken. AU, Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
No Regret's by Lolly4Holly reviews
Struggle of relationship's, this story follows Nick/Greg slash and Griss/Sara in their struggle of their relationship's. Nick/Greg and GSR, minor Cath/Warrick. Incomplete!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,420 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Greg S., Nick S.
Do Elves Pick Their Nose? by Aranel Mereneth reviews
The Fellowship have only recently set out from Rivendell, and Pippin is bored. Are elves really as graceful as they appear? Pippin's curiousity gets the better of him... again. Hope it makes you laugh, please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
Means to an End by xenascully reviews
When McGee loses everything, it's up to his team to convince him otherwise; before it's too late... Team-centric/ Friendship/ Family. Now added possible alternate ending!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,513 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Tim M. - Complete
Dangers Of War by SinCalledSloth reviews
With the constant danger of war always present, Legolas cannot sleep. Can Aragorn help him feel protected? Set in the MOVIE, slighty after the fellowship. Legolas/Aragorn fluff.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Wizards are stupid by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
I'm Sorry Could You Repeat That? by mannd1068 reviews
Have you ever read something in HP that made you tilt you head and go, excuse me could you please repeat that? This fic is one of those.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Things that the Golden Trio are no longer allowed by uncutetomboy's bro reviews
Slightly bored with always being attacked, the Golden Trio try some things out... leading to a list being made of things that they're not allowed to do. Based on various lists and streeching between ALL the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P.
21 Ways to Annoy Sauron by ThisMortalCoil reviews
21 ways to annoy our favorite villain who can never find his ring. It seems that Sauron is going to need some headache medicine. Completed. And yes, this is NOT written in list format.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Sauron, Nazgul - Complete
You Look Good in Gray by Nightfall169 reviews
It all started one day in detention...the day Neville began unraveling the riddle that is Draco Malfoy. Neville/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Neville L., Draco M. - Complete
200 things i can't do at hogwarts by cath luvs cats reviews
the title explains it all
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010
Everyone Else Is Insane by Celebel Svit-kona reviews
'Tis a funny parody featuring Elrondia, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Frodo, Legolas, Gandalf, and Aragorn. Though I do question myself: How does Burger King end up in the forest?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
Voldemort Abuses, Once Again by MollyWeasleyObsessed reviews
Snape gets abused by Voldemort, bringing back memories of when he was a child and has a complete melt down in front of Molly
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Molly W., Severus S. - Complete
Greater Love by Shellie Williams reviews
Lost, hunted, and hurt in the woods, Tony and McGee must depend on each other to make it through.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,803 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
What the Sorting Hat Said by Bittersweet x reviews
Exactly what did that faithful old Sorting Hat say to everyone? *Complete.*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 17,070 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Inhale by njayne58 reviews
Tony is worried that Tim will figure out his therapy.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Father's Day by GrandMoffAmbrius reviews
A special day comes that neither Nick or Greg remenbers but someone else does.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
You Silly Girl! by Emerald447 reviews
Set when Lucius walks into Flourish and Blotts in Chamber of Secrets. Hermione is in trouble. Lucius is there. Will he help her? Mature themes. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Flummox by xenascully reviews
Our favorite NCIS team is sent to assist in the recovery of stolen high-tech military weapons, when one of them falls mysteriously ill... This is a crossover in a way, but more like a guest appearance from the cast of House MD. No ships
Crossover - NCIS & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,331 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Tony D., G. House - Complete
Hogwarts chatroom by HarryPotterFanGirlForever reviews
the characters of Harry Potter talk in a chatroom. Funny randomness and love happen. Harry/Luna, more Hermione/Draco at the begening but less in the later chapters. Hr/D and H/L are main two couples though.Gets better in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,700 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/10/2009
The Death Eaters' Disney World Trip by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Crack fic. Voldemort receives word of a strange Muggle contraption located in America. He and his Death Eaters set out for Disney World, Muggle-style...and end up getting more than they bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
A Serious Discussion While Watching Cartoons by Zanbandia reviews
Sometimes the answer, 'it's just magic', isn't enough. Hermione gets a different perspective into the magical world she's been living in for five years. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ghosts by Astellya reviews
Kate and Ari visit Ziva in her dreams. Kate/Ari hinted at.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Ari H., Kate T.
His Kids by Cherokee Jedi reviews
Gibbs realizes how much he means to his team and how much they mean to him.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Don't Eat Irish Chocolate by crazedkat3 reviews
When Teddy comes down ill, his uncle Ron tells him a story about Harry's OTHER love. Draco get's a girl. Pansy gets what's coming to her and Voldy's a dad.Angst,Drama,Romance,basic soapopera, only Ron's telling it.hp/oc dm/oc rw/hg hp/gw tl/vw FUN FUN! R&
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,509 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., OC
Harry Potter goofyness 'Dick and Jane' Style by mistfur reviews
This is a bunch of small one shots that are short and stupid. Hope ya like it. Warning:this story is updated randomly and harry dies, because i think he should have died ,but he didn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Harry P.
School Daze by waiting.for.summer reviews
What if our favorite characters had been trained as teachers instead of crime scene investigators? This is fluff, no angst, or not much, allowed! AU, no really? Think chalkboards, athletic tape and tagged bathroom stalls. Just for fun!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,537 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Nick S., Greg S. - Complete
A Wonderful Witch Because by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione said to Crookshanks,"I don't think we're in London anymore." They were in a land, far away, with a scarecrow Harry, a tin man Draco & a lion Ron. Who is the evil witch? Click your heels together three times, because there's no place like home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,089 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Muggle Chat by Shelbz0207 reviews
James, Sirius, Lupin, Peter, Hermione, Ron, Malfoy, and Harry Potter has found a muggle chat service on the internet. They talk about weird things.....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010
Happy Birthday Albus by Professor SS19 reviews
It is Albus' birthday. How will the day go? MUST BE READ AFTER "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEVERUS."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Happy Birthday Severus by Professor SS19 reviews
It is Severus' birthday; yet Albus is feeling emotional in more ways than one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Coconut Macaroons by Fairqueen2 reviews
Ron never thought that he'd love coconut macaroons again, but then again he never thought he'd fall in love with a girl whose hair smells like them either. Now he loves coconut macaroons and Hermione Granger so, so much. A/U.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
If You Cause This Disaster by AnotherRustyKey
I'll point you home, I'll point you home... A series of drabbles based on songs by the wonderful Barenaked Ladies. I do not own the songs or the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,080 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010
Last First Kiss by some cool random word reviews
The story of 9 year old Sevreus Snape and how he got his last first kiss from Lily Evans. Including events that led up to the kiss, WARNING:events contants mild abuse and mild language. please review it's my first story and want your opinions good bad
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Naked Lunch For Two by LilLolaBlue reviews
When the Boy Who Lived has a Naked Lunch, there's a Ministry Mutiny, Albus has a Dummydore, Sirius goes Thru the Looking Glass & General Granger is reporting for duty, who ya gonna call? Snape, of course! HG/SS AUish Yr 7 NO SLASH Sex, Dope Cheap Thrills!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,654 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Drunk by fangirlbynight reviews
In which Remus is drunk and Sirius makes some promises he finds very hard to keep.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Ron's Monster World of Dating! by Missglitterystars reviews
Ron decides to take a break from his hair salon. He starts his own dating service. Sequel to "Ron's Magical World of Hair Styling."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,631 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Ron W.
Fill Me Up, Buttercup! by SweetlyDesolated reviews
AU HBP. While monitoring detention for McGonagall, Harry gets pleasured by trouble makers Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle. Threesome SLASH, GG/HP/VC. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 160 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Harry P., Vincent C. - Complete
Well, this is Awkward by goth1996 reviews
I actually got this idea from a joke. It just seemed like someone should write a fanfic about it... first fanfic, please review! Honestly, I'll give you a cookie. Not really, that was a lie. I am not J.K. Rowling, therefore I don't own anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
Once Around The Park by obsessedwithstabler reviews
A day in Central Park with Munch, Fin, and a very special little friend.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2010 - J. Munch, O. Tutuola - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by HpFanficFan reviews
COMPLETE Snape tackles his toughest mission yet – babysitting Harry Potter. 100 word Drabbles. De-aging.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Alphabet Song by American Punk reviews
An A-Z of little moments between Hermione Granger-Snape and Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Teenage Romance by FlamingToads reviews
Minerva and Albus are given a gift so they can have their own teenage romance. On Albus and Minerva's secret anniversary they will be going back to school. But will things play out like they should? Will Severus's plan work or will it fail?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,859 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Brain Stew by devention reviews
The Marauders can't sleep. MWPP era, one-shot. Slash if you squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Don't EVER Forget The Milk by NotFlyingWithOtters reviews
So… walking home today, me and Becky celtic-dreamscape-94 we discussing what Greg would be like high. And so, A-high-Greg-on-black-coffee-with-too-many-sugars-in-it-that-make-him-act-like-nore-of-a-loon-to-the-rest-of-the-team-than-usual was born. R&R
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Greg S. - Complete
Hogwarts Idol! by ALLthebestpeopleareBONKERS reviews
Hey there everyone! Hogwarts is having a singing contest. We have ten contestants GW, HP, HG, RW, LL, DM, PP, BZ, CC, NL Please, they need your votes! NOW COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,410 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Complete
The Ritual by AiMei85 reviews
Pre-DH. The Trio has returned to the Burrow after Harry’s 17th birthday and he is completely ignoring Ginny. While away, Hermione had discovered a blood protection ritual that Ginny might find interesting, if she could get Harry to look at her again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,278 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Snape in Wonderland by Atrusa Solaris reviews
Alice in Wonderland/Potter crackfic. Snape's world is thrown in a tizzy when a few adamant DRINK ME bottles show up and he is dragged off by a White Rabbit against his will on an adventure. Hilarity ensues. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Severus S.
Toplaps and Kisses too by rubyanjel reviews
What happens when our dear Rolanda gets a hold of a muggle contraption? What is it called again? A toplap? And guess what things she found out... And how come Severus know how to use one? SSRH goodness! Chap2 is up! R&R please.:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - R. Hooch, Severus S.
Gryffindor Dare by leprekan187 reviews
harry ron and hermione are playing truth or dare and ron gives harry a dare that he cant get out of. what happens when he doesnt want to? slash hp/dm rw/hg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ronald's Magical World of Hair Styling by Missglitterystars reviews
Ron decides to style Snape's hair during potions class. Then after the news spreads, other people want in on the action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 7,776 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Ron W., Severus S.
Partying With the Potters by ForeverWithLove reviews
An angry Ginny, a worried Harry, some excited kids, and a lot of Weasleys make for one hell of a party!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,639 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Severus Shows His Soft Side by MollyWeasleyObsessed reviews
I've wanted to write a fanfic about Molly/Snape for awhile but I wasn't sure if I wanted one of him having a melt down or an intimate relationship but after reading a beautiful fanfic by Snowballjane called "His Molly" this is wat happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Severus S., Molly W. - Complete
Breaking by Professor SS19 reviews
Severus Snape is Voldemort's prisoner. Albus Dumbledore searches for his lost friend but will he arrive in time, or will Voldemort totally break his lost servant? Sequel to "To Break." NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,082 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Failed Escapades of Gilderoy Lockhart by Beautiful Disaster777 reviews
A four part drabble that was inspired by Iza for Part 1 and for Parts:2,3,4 inspired by Timber Delonic for the continuations. The escapades of Lockhart and his ill-luck of a time seducing young Harry and Severus foiling his dastardly plots.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Gilderoy L.
New Friends by els2010
Just a little one-shot about when Severus and Lilly met. Hope you enjoy it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
crazy week by iMissHP reviews
Between ministry issues, preparing his daughter's wedding and dealing with the Scamanders, Percy is having a crazy week. Written for Hogwarts Online.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Lucy W., Lorcan S. - Complete
Oh No! Not A Fanfic! by Lue'cleste reviews
When Severus Snape wakes up to find himself trapped in a fanfic written by a horrible author who really has it in for him, he realises his day is not going too well... UPDATED! Contains MILD COARSE LANGUAGE And MILD Sexual References Though tame ! OOC!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Slytherin Sweets by GuiltyObsession reviews
Who knew working in a cake shop could be this fun?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dinosaur Nuggets by Missglitterystars reviews
Voldemort gets hungry while thinking of an evil plan
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Voldemort, Lucius M.
10 Harry Potter Music Drabbles Meme by Kohala reviews
10 little Ron Weasley drabbles I wrote while listening to my music playlist. Harry Potter fanfiction
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Colour Of You by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Of all the colours in the spectrum, Remus loves this one the most.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
The Talk by Smoochynose reviews
Harry learns of some disturbing consequences of being an orphan. Rated for sock puppet violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Angry Confessions by NYCLovee reviews
6 months on, Ron and Hermione tell each other how they feel, only not in a particularly soppy way to begin with. One bad word in it. Thank you snoodlestrudel for the idea :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Brown Flowers by The Fourth Black Sister reviews
Andromeda goes with Ted and her mother-in-law-to-be to get wedding flowers. All she can think about is her family, and how much she has lost since Ted. Drabble fic. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Andromeda T. - Complete
Harry Potter:Stalked on Facebook by Coyotocomet reviews
See up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Ron W.
Two Weeks of Hell by xoravenoxeap reviews
Harry has been invited over to the Malfoy house for two weeks out of the summer. Can he survive? Draco/Harry cutesy Lucius/Narcissa. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lost and Found by ObsessiveDevil reviews
Remus gets lost in a supermarket, and is found by James and Mr. Potter. They argue over Lolly-pops. Friendship fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2010 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Shopping for Tight Jeans With Fenrir Greyback by thebelleofthebrawl reviews
Harry and Fenrir go shopping for tight jeans together - what more can I say? it's meant to be... CRACK with some SLASH :D Don't read if you don't like the sounds of that ;
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Fenrir G., Harry P. - Complete
Lupin's Worst Nightmare by Scarlett Rogue reviews
Remus thought there was nothing more terrifying then his friends not accepting him for being a werewolf...until wand waving, lap dances and badly delivered movie lines come into the picture. After this Lupin will need plenty of ink.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Misadventures of a Misfortunate Snape by Daily Dose Of HP Funny reviews
Snape goes through many challenging and embarrassing moments throughout his life
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Severus S.
One Whole Week by RchHghr reviews
Tonks is hurt and unable to take care of herself so who is to step in? Severus Snape. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,613 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - N. Tonks, Severus S. - Complete
Random Harry Potter Drabbles by Imtotallynormal reviews
A collection of drabbles based on first lines of song, incredibly random some warnings inside, the first ones about Draco waking up feeling like P Diddy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010
With Me or Against Me by kyou fangirl reviews
Just a quick oneshot about Astoria and Draco. It takes place during the battle at hogwarts. If you don't know who Astoria is... then you suck. Rated T for an itsy bit of swearing and violance, but that is all : enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Seven Deadly Sinners by Paper Pearls reviews
Seven sins. Seven drabbles. Seven characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Rain by Marauder-In-Disguise reviews
Two old enemies meet at a graveside...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Musical Snape by Magical Singer Gal reviews
AU Something is wrong with Snape and Scorpius Malfoy is slightly concerned and amused. Warning: complete disregard of DH, out-of character behavior, and just plain weird plot twists! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Severus S., Scorpius M.
You Get What You Give by rowlings-assistant reviews
Luna Lovegood is wandering the halls of Hogwarts one day when she bumps into Professor Snape! She escorts him to the hospital wing, and brings out a sensitive side in everybody's favorite Potions Master.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
Of Sugar Highs and High Fives by Sparklespazz101 reviews
Please re-read chapter four, there is a whole new chapter inside of it! Marauder adventures! Promise will make you laugh! 6th chapter up soon! First chappie not my best...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Sirius B., James P.
Lessons from the Chronicles of Harry Potter by LyricalxRose
Harry teaches lessons about his fellow Hogwartians. Follow their wacky adventures, with Harry teaching lessons at the end. Very funny, and slightly random. Better than it sounds. I suck at summaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 725 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Harry P.
Cooking Incidents by Tale Kayler reviews
HPDM A quick drabble in which Harry and Draco cook dinner. Draco has a bit of a problem with frozen foods...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Damn idiot should keep his hands to himself by TwinsOfMischief reviews
Blaise will never learn to keep his hands to himself. An enraged Draco, a vicious Harry and a Horny Blaise shall be a fun time for all! Prequel to I love you, but your still being punished. Hilarity within. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Percy the hooligan by Victoria Gryffindor Peverell reviews
"to hell with the ministry!" yelled Percy. soft crack!fic, credit to my brother for the plotline - or lack of such.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Percy W. - Complete
Get It Up by Zombie Reine reviews
Voldemort and his new girlfriend, Hermione, are having a little problem. . . Crack!Fic of a sorts. No sex, just some disturbing/funny scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Hermione in Action by Elladots97 reviews
Hermione wants a little extra time with Harry but what will she do with Snape to get it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A grey day by metamo reviews
ONESHOT. Lucius awakes to find his first grey hair, so goes to his best friend, Severus for solace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Babysitter by Draco-Hermy reviews
James is left by a hesitant Lily to take care of baby Harry when no one else is available. Cute little one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2010 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Who's the Cutest? by hairymclary reviews
For all those teenage girls who have played this game... Ginny has to decide which is her favourite Hogwarts Professor
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Ginny W., Severus S. - Complete
Hogwarts A Diary by xClutteredxChaosx reviews
Oh, look! They left the pages of their diary open! SSXHG DMXHG RWXHG My, god, Hermione! HPXGW etc
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
HD 'Magic Eight Ball' by tigersilver reviews
Hermione brings a Muggle device to their usual after-work drinking sessions; Malfoy is utterly fascinated. Harry is not, especially as Malfoy keeps asking it questions about his personal life. AU; EWE, JuniorAurors!Harry smuff-filled center. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,396 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Once Was Lost But Never Found by tartanbanana reviews
what happens when Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy get drunk in the Room of Requirement together ... definitely not what you would normally think.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Itching Curse by siriusisbest reviews
The Itching Curse turns from annoyance to a afternoon of laughter when Snape and Sirius start fighting...agian. This NOT a slash, just an embarssing quarl going on between the two of them. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Let's Dance by fictionjunkie reviews
Hermione's gets ready for her son's first back to school day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
A Certain Reputation by Vera Rozalsky reviews
Lucius Malfoy has a certain reputation; Hermione is moved to investigate, with hopes of hands-on inquiry. A crackfic in three movements. Other pairings: Draco/Hermione, Narcissa/Percy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Things James Potter Is Not Allowed To Do This Year by Dea de Verum reviews
Things James Potter is not allowed to to this year created by Remus, Sirius, and the rest of the school. But what is on the list? And will James listen? How will he deal with other crazy things in his life? READ THE LIST! NO PLOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,051 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mrs Malfoy, It's Our Secret by SophiaOfSlytherin reviews
A *four*-shot about Narcissa and Severus. Begins in November, 1981. NMxSS. Obvious AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,226 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Narcissa M., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione's makeover by Hedw1g reviews
When Hermione is hurt by some cruel comments and flees potions, Draco Malfoy takes it upon himself to give Hermione a makeover, but will his feelings change towards the mudblood?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,924 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
What happens in the Astronomy Tower, by Bendleshnitz reviews
Bill is on Head Boy's duty and founds something interesting. --Not Betaed-- WARNINGS: Slight voyeurism. Het. Implied threesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Charlie W., N. Tonks - Complete
Sirius' List by ShedonCooperPhD reviews
Sirius ponders about why and who made, his life hell, so he writes a list of all the people he hates. Sister one-shot to my other story Dear Fanfiction writers, but can be read alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Deep in your mind by s and s blah reviews
Severus and Harry must help Remus before it's to late. Self-harm, dark-fic, character death not Remus or Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
The Fred and George Variety Hour by FuzzBucket reviews
Join your favourite twins, Fred and George Weasley, on their new television program as they interview special guests. They ask hard hitting questions and have some fun in the process! Drabble! Fluff! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,992 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Fred W., George W.
Letters to Father Christmas by Meltha reviews
Pretend for a moment that in the world of Harry Potter, Father Christmas is real. Here are letters some of the wizarding world might write to the jolly old elf.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Complete
The fig shake Universe by Storyteller1985 reviews
A few episode based short stories
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,934 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - J. Munch, O. Tutuola
A Long Summer by Evey Wyld Lilley reviews
The summer after Harrys fifth year. A drunken Vernon and an accident.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,989 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Harry P., Remus L.
Twitterature: Harry Potter by Cassiopee reviews
Imagine you are following - for some reason - most of the Harry Potter series characters on Twitter. Reading their posts, you would discover what happened durinf their studies at Hogwarts. /slight parody, summary/ R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009
A Lap Dance for Snape by Flickerphile reviews
When Snape follows rumors Hermione works at a gentleman's club, he gets more than he bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,795 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Flick, Swish by Ayame-Suteki-Hates-Sasuke reviews
Harry is out on the town, when he burst into song. Makes fun of Tik Tok by Ke ha
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
petunia and severus second chance by lamiaseb reviews
Harry unkowingly used the power of the three hallows, wich gives two unlikely people to relive their life and change not just their life but the outcome of the war
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,367 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Petunia D., Severus S.
A very different Weasley christmas by Sannis
The preparations for Christams becomes too much for Molly weasley and she collaps.How will it go for the family? Bill and Charlie are at Hogwarts, Percy is 8 years old Fred and George 5 years, Ron 3 and Ginny 2 years old
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,999 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010
Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! by blue artemis reviews
Dumbledore admits to a mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Albus D. - Complete
Crookshanks is Dreaming by blue artemis reviews
Crookshanks is dreaming. Disclaimer: Everything belongs to JKR and associates. I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009
Just Chill, Mum by sweetheart2014 reviews
Weasely Family Excitement! For every five reviews on all of my stories I will update.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bill W.
Harry Potter and the Smutty Fanfic by Detective Kimball reviews
FINISHED! Don't let the title fool you, this is a story making fun of smutty Harry Potter fanfics. Trust me, hilarity ensues. Rated M for foul language and a non explicit/funny sex scene. AU, I guess. Rate and comment, dammit!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Complete
My Bits! by Silver-Creasent-MOON1995 reviews
Hermione get back at Fred and George for playing a prank on her. Rated T for lauguage and innendos
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Here Comes Goodbye by Actual Num.1 Harry Potter Fan reviews
This is when Snape found out that Lily has died
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Professor Longbottom's Office by FloatingCloudBadger reviews
Some nights, Professor Longbottom regrets telling people his office door is always open.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Neville L., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Doctor What? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
After watching Doctor Who, Harry decides that a time machine is the best way to defeat Voldemort. AU, sixth year. Complete. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Doctor What: New Timelines by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Sequel to 'Doctor What' Ginny and ‘the Doctor,’ aka Harry, are now wanderers in the fourth dimension, intertemporal tourists, occasional heroes, trouble-magnets and sources of weirdness in the lives of everyone they encounter…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,748 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 221 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Sure Thing by snapealina reviews
Remus is desperate to win the lottery. Silly, random fic written as thank you-gifts to the mods of Snupin Santa
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Snow by snapealina reviews
Severus and Remus are invited to a Christmas party, which one of them is a bit more determined to get to than the other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
The Sleepover by snapealina reviews
Remus is visiting Severus one night and doesn't want to go home. Watch out for flammable furniture and fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Severus Snape Was Not Pleased II by wendiferously
More displeasure by our favorite Potion's Master
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Severus S.
Severus Snape Was Not Pleased by wendiferously reviews
Is he ever?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Severus Snape Hates Alliteration by wendiferously reviews
The title says it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Severus S.
A Nighttime Squeeze by snapealina reviews
Remus can't sleep and ends up in the kitchen where he meets Severus and a LOT of tomatoes. Warnings: slash pairing, cooking and finger sucking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Bella's Lullaby by Mrs.GingerHinkley reviews
Mass-murderers are not meant to be babysitters. Sometimes, though, sacrifices are made for little sisters. Bellatrix watches over her baby nephew and hilarity is bound to ensue on what could very well be Draco and Bella's last adventure in child-care.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bellatrix L., Draco M. - Complete
25 Ways To Tell You're Obsessed With Harry Potter by Lyla93 reviews
Do YOU need to get a life and stop rereading Harry Potter? Find out now! BONUS: Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines included.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Severus Snape: Batman of the Dungeons by LunasaMactire85 reviews
Severus Snape's drunken nighttime adventure . Pure hilarity. Rated T for mild very mild language and drunkenness just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
My Immortal by Professor SS19 reviews
Voldemort contemplates Snape's betrayal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
My Kitten by Seom reviews
Sequel to "Kitten." Continues the love story of Hermione and Snape as they begin their life together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Please Call, Your Mother by RoseWeasly16
Picking up where RENT left off the bohemian wizards go to the burrow? What's the worst that could happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,075 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Occulted Hearts by TheQuiet reviews
Hermione Granger is struggling with her lesbianism and contemplating suicide. Will Severus Snape be able to let down his guard in order to save her life? And what has Harry Potter got to do with it? FemSLASH pairings and a side dish of Snarry. Dark. Lime.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,076 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Inner Workings of Death Eaters by Madea's Rage reviews
Little known facts about certain Death Eaters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Lets Talk about Sexand Fanfiction? by you know who chan reviews
A not-so original plot: Ron has finally done "it"-and the Gryffindor boys have a discussion on it. Harry goes on to prove he is the most experienced of them all! warnings of hinted slash and major parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P.
A tip by mrscakeakajane reviews
Harry and Severus are out for a meal, rated high for bad language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Glasses by magiik-lol reviews
How Harry broke his glasses.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Taste the Freakin' Rainbow by Middle-Earth Muggle reviews
Exchange students have come to Hogwarts, and the Golden Trio have found that American teenagers aren’t what they expected. Randomosity and awesomefulness ensue. . . until danger strikes. Rated T mostly for language; disregards OOTP and up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,357 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009
Friend by iRang reviews
John Munch doesn't have any friends. He ponders about this.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - O. Benson, J. Munch - Complete
The Aftermath by TEAMJACOB24519 reviews
The sequel to 10 days in the life of James Potter! When Harry defeats Voldemort everyone who ever died by the hands of Voldemort or one of his Death Eaters come bck to life. Including James, Lily, Sirius, and Remus. Slash. pairings inside. Review Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Sirius Vs Vending Machine by MyMusesSpeakToMe reviews
Sirius comes face-to-face with the scourge of the muggle universe, Lupin is scared, James just wants a chocolate bar. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Parallels by Lokifan reviews
An angsty ficlet about unrequited love down the generations. Not featuring Snape’s woobie self!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Complete
FunHouse by The Sarcastic Unicorn reviews
The sequel to God shuffled his feet. The story continues and this time Lily's taking no nonsense from anyone, Remus has to decide to tell Severus, and Lucius inflicts pain with a magazine, and Narcissa is given an opportunity that's hard to let by...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Remus L., Severus S.
Calamity James by Lily Orange reviews
Ever since Lily took the Marauders to see a musical in the school holidays, James has become fixated with them - and when Professor Dumbledore proposes a ball, James comes up with the suggestion that they perform a musical at it instead of having a band!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - James P.
The Wayward Wand by QalaChaki reviews
A brothel in Knockturn Alley serves a variety of our favorite and not-so-favorite characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,220 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Severus S.
Staring At The Teacher by FloatingCloudBadger reviews
The girls of Hogwarts get their first teacher crushes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Minerva M., Hannah A. - Complete
A Black Christmas by SKINNYxLOVE reviews
Christmas with the Black cousins. Mayhem is sure to occur. What happens when Bellatrix is left in charge, but wants to entertain her boyfriend instead? Told through Andromeda's point of view. Rated "T" for some swearing and mention of sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Andromeda T., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Fireshy Firefly by xxThrenody reviews
They fight their hearts just as they fight against Him. Hermione didn't know his name then and it doesn't matter now; Harry smoked pain when he lit his cigarette; Ron found solace in whiskey where the pain in his head hurt less than the ache in his soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,931 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Secret by CrazyPurpleBat reviews
Harry has two daughters. The thing is he doesn't know about them. THe story of him finding out. Awkwardness between him and Ginny and just the usual comicalness of the Weasley household! Enjoy and comment!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,485 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Turning the Tables by Professor SS19 reviews
REPOST. Severus Snape has finally been uncovered as a spy. Hiding from Voldemort, searching for his blood, he tries desperately to free himself from the world around him. Albus Dumbledore, on the other hand, has a terrible decision to make. Angsty Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Rent by RoseWeasly16 reviews
8 friends 1 fabulous year. Basically this is a story of Rent but it is HP style but I will not reveal anymore.... Ships include- H/G R/OC very minor , R/HR, Luna/Dean
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Does Anyone Care? by Loony-1995 reviews
No one ever looked at Ron; Harry Potter and Hermione Granger are his best friends. What will he do when it gets all too much?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
To Break by Professor SS19 reviews
A three chapter fic. An argument, a meeting and a note. Rated for angst. Prequel to Breaking; first in the "To Break" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,498 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
10 days in the life of James Potter by TEAMJACOB24519 reviews
Ever wonder what James Potter does during the day? Well stop because the answer is here. Just read this and you will find the answer to your question. Slash James/Severus Review please rating is because of future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Faceless by xdarkangeltwinsx reviews
The internet has brought many couples together, from dating websites to MySpace. Who will be brought together by YourSpace, Wiz Edition? Rated for occasional use of foul language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
HP Idol by TohruROX2221 reviews
The Harry Potter characters sing in an American Idol-esque game. Major profanity in Chapter 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,089 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Harry P.
My Big, Fluffy Teddy Bear Present by Pfeifenkraut reviews
Pink tutus everywhere he looked.Even Voldemort wore one.Why was he wearing one himself?And why were Lucius and Snape wearing tights? How in the seven hells had he managed to end up in a situation like this?bad humor,slight violence,mentioning of mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Fenrir G., Harry P. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 3,841 - Follows: 2,603 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Joke by snapealina reviews
A drabble written for a challenge on an former LJ-community hpotterland. The prompt was "joke".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
There's No Place Like Home by pinkconchshell reviews
Cute little late fic for Christmas. Ginny recieves word that Molly and Arthur are getting...DIVORCED! Oh, no! So she has to go tell all her brothers and their families, and mass chaos ensues. Hooray!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
I'll Take That As A Yes by XxInnocenceBeilschmidtxX reviews
Basically Lucius and Severus and one of their weird conversations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Christmas Gifts by Professor SS19 reviews
A Christmas story about Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The 12 Days of Voldemas by Professor Cassandra reviews
In order to help celebrate his total awesomeness, The Dark Lord has composed twelve Christmas carols to make you pathetic Muggles sing as you praise his glory. Muahahaha and Happy Voldemas!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Forbidden by kiera-sama reviews
Hermione's husband is abusive, and controlling. This is the story of her struggle to be loved once more, and cared for by the one person who listens to her cries for help. !WARNING!Rated MA for abuse, non consensual and consensual sex. !WARNING!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Accio Dares! by HollyHogwartsRoar reviews
A tub of nacho cheese, a monkey, and bubbles everywhere! A game show by me where the featured students of hogwarts have to do whatever you, the reviewers, tell them to! A dare show of epic proportions. Done, because I'm too busy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,754 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Complete
Charlie's secret gift by On a ding-a-ling reviews
In the year 1975, Molly and Arthur spend their Christmas celebrating with their two sons; Bill and Charlie. All is well, untill Molly discovers a problem with one of the children. It looks like someone didn't get all that he wanted. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Molly W., Charlie W.
All I Want For Christmas is You by Fairqueen2 reviews
Will Harry ever be with Ginny or is she doomed to be with Dean? How Harry and Ginny could have gotten together sooner in HBP. Prequel to "Dick In a Box!" and part of the song potion series. Rated T, A/U since it goes off on a tangent from actual book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,797 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Severus Snape's new wardobe by ShyRaven23 reviews
The Hogwart students and staff are feed up with Severus Snape's fashion sense of only black so what might of happen when they deiced to add some style and color into his wardrobe? COMPLETED BUT STILL TAKING REQUESTS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Insight by cries havoc reviews
After a fight with Ron, Hermione runs into Pansy Parkinson, who, in some ways, seems to know Hermione better than her friends. No longer a one-shot. Hr/P.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Trapped by mrscakeakajane reviews
Severus and Remus get locked together in the store cupboard at the back of Severus's classroom. With a bottle of whiskey they play, ‘I have never’. What will they find out about each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Worth It by XxInnocenceBeilschmidtxX reviews
Snape is in love with Lucius and he just wants Lucius to love him back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Kitten by Seom reviews
Hermione is turned into a kitten with a potion gone wrong. What happens when Severus Snape finds her and not knowing that she really is a student keeps her as a pet? HGSS LAST CHAPTER POSTED! YES FOLKS! THE END! NOOOO!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,896 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The New Exchange Student by Kasket reviews
Ron has a two huge problems! One: He's absolutely and positively in love with his bestfriend. Two: His bestfriend is dating his sister. How does the new exchange student from America help him win his bestfriend affection?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,310 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Ron W., Harry P.
Menagerie by Bil reviews
Take one Severus Snape, one baby Potter, and one insane Headmaster; simmer gently and stir well. Don't forget to duck! AU Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Christmas Cheer: Love, Luna by OliveOilMed reviews
One Christmas, Luna Lovegood gets the brillant idea of spreading Christmas cheer to the people whom she considers to be the most miserable at Hogwarts. And, of course, Luna does not see any way this plan could go wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
Downloading Harry Potter by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
The Golden Trio have the run of #4 Privet Dr. Content to be away from his overbearing relatives; Harry introduces Ron to the joys of the internet. HP, RW, HG, no real pairings, mild language, mild violence. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Second Life by FunkyFiction reviews
In the long term ward at St Mungos is there a door, with a secret behind it. The name on sign is in pitch black letters, and it reads “J. Potter”. Who's behind the door? What is it that they haven't told Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,167 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
How To Scare a Snape by blue artemis reviews
Snape is terrified.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ice Vodka by WithDemonWings reviews
Harry drowns himself in ice vodka after finding an unrepentant Ginny in a compromising position with someone else. At a Halloween party he find himself in the company of another Weasley. Pre-slash. Rated for gerenous use of alcohol.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,358 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
It's Never Done That Before by mrscakeakajane reviews
far too short for a summery. but i promice you'll like it
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Like A Lullaby by xForeversEndx reviews
Sequel to Lines Of Misery. Draco is staying with Harry and the Dursley's over the summer. Warning: Self-Harm, trigger alert. And, of course, slash. Harry is doing all in his power to help Draco get better... will it be enough?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,043 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dark Lords just want to have fun by tabunsutekidane reviews
Voldemort is bored. He wants to have fun. He goes out to find new means to torture his followers. Crack!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Kiss, Kill, Marry by oldmoviewatcher reviews
The title describes the story, better summary inside.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Maureen is protesting by RoseWeasly16 reviews
Ever wonder how Maureen came up with the idea for her protest? Oneshot! Kinda stupid but cute
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Maureen J. - Complete
Shrink by Nonnihil Scelestus reviews
He hated shrinks.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2009 - J. Munch, O. Benson - Complete
Finally and Caught by I-Love-Yuki15 reviews
Severus is a slave to his lover Harry Potter. But what happens when Harry almost frees Severus and then finds him cheating? M for later chapters. Severus/Harry Severus/ooc Slash, slave, sex, love, hate, humor. Sequel to Harry's Slave, but nicer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,885 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
What I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by BeebeeThurlow reviews
This is yet another of those fanfics where people type humorous scenes pertaining to unwritten rules that shouldn't be broken, and the consequences of what happens when they are. Enjoy! Rated M... for safety more than anything else. x3
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 12,705 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Harry P.
The Seven Weasley Virtues by Simplicity Is Bliss reviews
Sinners are always more interesting than the virtuous, right? Rated for violence and language in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
Welcome To Paradise by Avada Cait-davra reviews
Fred and George are in love, and no one knows. But what will happen when someone finds out? Better than it sounds, I swear it. M for twincest. Nothing too explicit. RR! Please?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,683 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Fred W., George W.
Mistakes He Made by Got-a-quill reviews
“FENRIR! LET ME OUT! GREYBACK! PLEASE! THEY CAN HELP ME! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? HELP ME” She shrieked as she collapsed onto the ground and sobbed. Fenrir could hear her pleas... What has happened?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,616 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Fenrir G., Hermione G.
The Decidedly Awful Week of Molly Weasley by PhoenixAnkaa reviews
After a week away on Ministry business, will Arthur survive his arrival home? Pre Philosophers Stone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
Renovations by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is bored at home and Harry has quit the Aurors to become a handyman. This was written for HD Career Fair on LJ and was supposed to be crack. Well, I tried. Contains the usual MATURE CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,516 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Out Tonight by LaineLove reviews
This is written because of a wonderful challenge by JacksonFrost. Writing a story based off a RENT song. I chose Out Tonight sung by Mimi in the movie and Hermione here. It's a oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Write Sins, Not Tragedies by randomharmony13 reviews
Oh no, Fred is about to get married to the love of his life, and George is no where to be seen! Well, there is a reason for everything, and things aren't how they seem. Cho bashing and no slash/incest!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
I ate Peter by BlackElectric reviews
One-shot. 'When the man-thief got to his table Severus was sitting in the shadows in a mysterious fashion. "Welcome" he whispered. "I...I can't see you," she stammered. "Sorry." Snape turned the frilly lamp on next to him.' Not to be taken Siriously!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Snape, A SemiTrue Story by Stormy Snape reviews
A series of Snape one-shots featuring different versions of Snape. For the Humorous only.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Severus S.
Locked In by minerva's-kitten reviews
Summary: Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, Severus, Horace, Albus, and Minerva are locked in the Founders' Nursery by four ghosts. Who knows what they'll learn!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,599 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Of Dancers and Dunderheads by Caleshi reviews
Hogwarts is holding a dance competition. Judges Severus Snape and Minerva McGonagall aren't very happy... But, let the magic begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Insomnia by Infrena reviews
Hermione Granger wanders the castle after curfew to feed her intellectual appetite. Little does she know that a stroll to the Potion Masters' private quarters will change her and his lives forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,564 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Tidal Waves by Megan13 reviews
His proximity has always had way of affecting her; whether it's causing her to have homicidal thoughts or, more recently, giving her butterflies. - L/N at Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,114 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
Trick or Treat by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Lucius Malfoy hated Halloween. It meant the anniversary of his LORD's death, his kind being blamed for supernatural occurrences on this date, but worst of all it meant three words said by Muggles: "Trick or Treat!" Follows "Unwilling Taste Testers."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Lucius M. - Complete
50 More Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by twistyguru reviews
Sequel to '50 Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts' by this author. Even more silly than the first 50 if that's possible . No Spoilers, One-Shot, Complete. No slash, but does have the obligatory personal lubricant joke. Crack!Fic, pure silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Complete
Sultana and the Labradoodle by blue artemis
Headmaster Snape's cat thinks Professor Lovegood's dog is her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
Last Resort by Z-L.B reviews
WARNINGS!Self mutilation, suicide attempt, some light swearing and lightly graphic descriptions Sometime the things you hate most about a person can become sins of your own. Full summery inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,121 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Breaking The Habit by Z-L.B reviews
Sequel to Last Resort. Draco finds himself in a dangerous place, but before he can decide what path is his he must answer some difficult questions. Can he find the answers with the help of a one time enemy? Dramione fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Halloween Rite by Pennfana reviews
Snape has a ritual he performs every Halloween...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
A surprise you won't forget by Thinkinglikehalfabrain reviews
What happens when a reporter comes to interview Lucius Malfoy at his manor? - humorfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Lucius M., Severus S.
A New World by ballerinawriter reviews
Picks up where DH left off. Follows the characters through their relationships, careers, and whatever may come their way. Follows canon. Please R&R! Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2009
The Brilliance of Chatrooms by gurugirl reviews
Tonks and Remus discover what fun can be had in a muggle chatroom. lots of other characters thrown in too. Please read! Rated T. kinda AU. For now it is complete, may write more later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/23/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Thin Line Between Love and Hate 1 by A Pessimistic Optimist reviews
This is my first ever Harry Potter fic and it involves one of my fav pairings: Sirius and Severus! Rated M for later chapters This stars out as hate, but soon develops into something more, ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,906 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Sirius B., Severus S.
50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by twistyguru reviews
One Shot, Crack!Fic. No Spoilers. My own personal list of things I'm not supposed to do or even think about doing next year at Hogwarts. They never let me have any fun or earn a galleon or ten ! Implied Harry/Draco. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Delete Button by Stormy Snape reviews
Inspired by real events. Samantha Carter gets trapped in the worst environment known to a scientist.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2009 - S. Carter - Complete
No Different to Me by Professor SS19 reviews
Severus Snape contemplates his life and the Order. Warning: Character Death. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
The Gown Catastrophe by ArsenicAngel reviews
Before the students leave for Christmas, Hogwarts has a party. Severus Snape finds himself wearing a dress, Harry Potter gets detention, and many laughs ensue. Just for fun, little bit of fluff, implied slash HP/SS , no smut
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Home Cumming by mrscakeakajane reviews
Its been a long time, but what a welcome home
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
The Cat Came Back by Knight of Balinor reviews
It is Ron's birthday. Everyone is gathered at the Burrow. There are presents and Mrs. Weasley's coveted Chocolate Cake. Nothing can possible go wrong, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Ron W., Crookshanks - Complete
A Series of Bad Mornings: Snape by White As Snow reviews
Why is Snape so nasty to everyone? Because he always has really bad mornings. Crack!Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Severus S.
Colors by Makurayami Ookami reviews
How do colors influence your emotion? Read and find out how Harry and Co. deal with the personalities of certain colors.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Shatterd Mind by Ren Dori reviews
Lucius visits Severus and discovers something shocking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter, 100 Theme Challenge by mamorel reviews
This is a 100themechallenge. Each chapter is 1 theme. There are several pairings throughout the story. I will put the warnings and pairings at the top of each chapter. Reviews are always appreciated. i do not own harry potter or any of the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,675 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009
Last Breath by Professor SS19 reviews
A wounded Snape lies in his mentor’s arms, drawing what could be his last breaths. Wracked with guilt and sadness, Dumbledore can only watch, helpless as his dearest student slips away between his fingertips....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Meowing For Justice by starlit skyes reviews
When Draco is turned into a kitten thanks to Goyle's stupidity, it is ironic that in spite of the efforts of Professor Snape and Goyle himself, his fate lies in the soft, small hands of Ginny Weasley - that is, when those hands aren't busy bathing him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,909 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Like a Boss! by Fairqueen2 reviews
Percy preaches to Ginny about her reputation while he's still distant from the family. Ginny decides to prank him at a performance review with a song from The Lonely Island. Sequel to "I'm On a Boat!" and "I Want You Back" read those 1st to catch up. A/U.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Snape's Fascination by davestridersjunk reviews
Hermione Granger is caught with her mobile phone in potions, and is told to come and 'fetch it' at the end of the day. As Snape snoops through her files, he finds a lot of surprises, involving everyone's favourite Slytherin prince. HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Full title: 'How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion, by Scorpius Malfoy, Aged 10 1/2.' Scorpius writes the most interesting primary school essays. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 91 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
When I say 'Poo', You say 'Meow! by muggleborn444 reviews
Preggers Lily wants a cat. But when James becomes obsessed with it, and names it Poo -for Papoose Lily has to take some drastic measures. Funny. Sirius. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Summer Stylin' by Rickmanlover24601 reviews
Sequel to Java Talkin'. Severus goes shopping and discovers a certain someone works there over the holidays. Will Snape make it out of Hot Topic? Will Granger live to see another day? Read on to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
I'll Cover You by Psychedelic-City reviews
**Live in my house, I'll be your shelter. Just pay me back with 1,000 kisses. Be my lover, and I'll cover you** A few sweet moments throughout Neville and Luna's relationship. Starts post DH and continues on. Accompanied by some of my favorite songs :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
The Same Blood by Pigy190 reviews
It's the final battle and Draco Malfoy can't wait to kill Hermione Granger. But what happens when he finds out she bleeds red blood just like he does? note: no death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Coffee! by Neeva Caffrey reviews
Sirius gets his hand on some coffe, this isnt good!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Professor, I shrank James Potter! by Tastes-Like-Fry reviews
Thanks to a potions accident there's a mini James Potter loose about the castle! Pandemonium and havoc is surely to be left in the little terror's wake! Lily to the rescue? Or he too much for her to handle? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,919 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Unwilling Taste Testers by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
After Harry freed Dobby, the Malfoys learn what it means to be house elf-less, and the dangers of doing their own cooking...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
On the Contrary by snappleducated reviews
In which Luna and Draco find themselves temporarily engaged. Luna does not particularly care. Draco throws a tantrum. Pansy is on the warpath, Hermione is outraged, Ginny is mocking, Ron is amused, and Harry is just horny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Not The Yellow Ducks by Dust Particle reviews
Lord Voldemort and crew… and the masks behind their evil antics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Pimp my Cardboard Box by jojo16509 reviews
Hagrid hosts Pimp my Cardboard Box!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Dobby
Family Guy by Pulele Hua reviews
Harry introduces Family Guy to Draco. NOW BETA-ED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2009 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Fireflies by thegirlwithtwofaces reviews
You would not believe your eyes if ten million fireflies lit up the world as I fell asleep" On the last night of summer, Teddy shows Victoire the firefles outside the Burrow. What will happen as a result? Songfic; Fireflies by Owl City. Teddy/Victoire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Teddy L., Victoire W.
I Get My Kicks On Route 66 by Richan MMI reviews
Sirius, Remus, and Harry are driving through America, stopping at various sites along the way. At one stop, though, Sirius is oddly reflective. OT3! SB/RL/HP Slash. Totally AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
THE BLACK SPOT by Bellegeste reviews
Cruel humiliation for Snape as he suffers under the dreaded curse of The Black Spot. Talk Like a Pirate Day mini-challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
How to Save a Wizard by SpringTime7 reviews
Ronald Weasley left without a word. Two years later he returns and finds that no one wants him there. Will he be able get back the life that he had? Will Hermione ever forgive him? Inspired by the song "How to Save a Life" by The Fray.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,682 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Whatever It Takes by snapealina reviews
Draco sneaks off to get a look at the Dragons before the first task in the Triwizard Tournament. Written for LJ community sortinghatdrabs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Charlie W., Draco M. - Complete
My Toxic Nightmare by Breatheonme reviews
Hermione thought she was a great housewife, did everything for Blaise. But he never truly appreciated it, beating her and belittling her all the way through their marriage. Draco soon notices the mental abuse, and saves her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,451 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The three of us by NatureSauvage reviews
Ron broke with her, Harry is going out with Ginny. Hermione is feeling lonely. Could someone else make her happy? What if there was two of them? FredHermioneGeorge Not rude but rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Lines of Misery by xForeversEndx reviews
Draco is alone, and somewhat lost. He stumbles across a boggart one day and someone saves him. Draco's life will never be the same. Warning: Self-Harm, and Suicide attempt. SLASH rated for a large amount of swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,642 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
God Shuffled His Feet by The Sarcastic Unicorn reviews
First of a trilogy. Follows the life of Severus, Remus and their friends in the years after they have left Hogwarts. PAIRINGS-SS/RL SB/LM JP/LP NB/OC WARNINGS- M/M SLASH EVIL/DUMBLEDOR BASHING
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,390 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Unexpected by snapealina reviews
Written for Sorting Hat Drabbles on LJ. Prompt: History of Magic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
I'm On a Boat! by Fairqueen2 reviews
Fred and George are in a prank rut. A little song by The Lonely Island might be able to help end it. Rated M for continuous use of the f word in the song lyrics and just to be safe. Other wise it would be rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Self Abuse by SillyLesbianPanda reviews
Bored with himself, Lucius finds Severus in the library, crying. He becomes interested in Severus, and begins pursuing a friendship. But when he finds that Severus is attracted to men, how will things progress? Changed to SS x RL but still with SS x LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Girlfriend by Jente Bidernais reviews
Well, that’s a funny story, actually. I slept with one of your children. Well…" This sentence was stuck in my head. So, I wrote. A story of one-shots, don't read if you hate fem-slash. The one thing I like about this story is that I've read nothing like i
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Molly W., Ginny W. - Complete
Once Again by snapealina reviews
Severus is having second thoughts, but Remus won't let him get away so easily. Marauder's era. Written for a LJ challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Avenging Her Death by scarletladyy reviews
Narcissa is angry, and she is determined to avenge her sisters death, with a little help from her family.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Narcissa M., Molly W. - Complete
3:51 Am by Maggie Ann reviews
Something or someone lands in the Weasley's front yard. It will drasticly change Ron and Hermione. Find out more inside. Warning this story contains, rape, violence, and self injury.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,222 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Confession by KatWoman8 reviews
FANTASY TRILOGY Part 2 of 3 - Ginny doesn't really have anything to confess, does she? - Sequel to A Surprise from a Patented Daydream Charm
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
All That I've Got by Kassia Lirret reviews
This is the story of Lily Evans and Narcissa Black... later Malfoy. Inspired by the song "All that I've Got" by The Used. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Narcissa M., Lily Evans P.
Our Vices by red-headed psychopaths wanted reviews
Scorpius and Albus love each other; they really do. They just can't give up their vices. SAS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Never Again by HollywoodGirl745 reviews
Based on Never Again by Nickelback. Harry's Uncle is taking it too far, and Dudley decides to put an end to it. Hanging between life and death, Harry is again saved by Snape. Child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D.
What is Left of Love by thedarkersister3 reviews
Harry makes a mistake that might cost him his marriage, and something he didn't even know he had. Really corny summary, but the story is kind of corny as well, so toodles. Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Patronus lesson by snapealina reviews
Remus helps Sirius to produce a corporeal Patronus. A very original idea, I know... lol
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
80 Things The Weasley Twins Are Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
The Weasley twins' mum writes a list. 66 Introduce Professor Trelawney to fortune cookies... 67 ...and bewitch every fortune to say ‘beware the bunny in the neon pink tutu... 68 ...and then dress up as two bunnies in neon pink tutus. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Without You by El Camach reviews
Bill/Charlie slash. I think it's complete, but I'm still not sure. Reviews would help me decide!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Charlie W., Bill W. - Complete
The Male Thought Tree by El Camach reviews
A little trip inside Fred's mind. Kinda goofy. Fred/George slash. Review, my friends! Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Distraction by the goofball reviews
Lucius has his own ideas about distracting Narcissa from her worries and Severus is invited to help. Just some humorous smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
20 Pick Up Lines That Don't Work by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Mature Themes by MarauderNextGen reviews
Au/OOC. Seventh year unveils new shocks. Remus becomes involved with Snape and Luc. Hermione and Ginny come out, Ron is pregnant and the father is a shock, and Harry may be flirting with Draco but is in a rel. with a surprise Weasley warn slash, mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,590 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Fun on a Flane by snapealina reviews
Silly Snupin story :D Remus is trying to get Severus to do something fun! Slash implied, but not descriptive. Beware of Silly!Lupin :D Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Oath Breaker: White Roses Under Snow by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Severus has been hurt badly in his life. Narcissa fulfills an arranged marriage barely knowing her new husband. They all have to work out their places with each other. Prequel to Oath Breaker, but can be read alone. Lucius x Severus x Narcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,921 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Harry's Slave by I-Love-Yuki15 reviews
Harry gets a slave over the summer, Severus. Draco is Harry's boyfrined, and is not happy with Harry's new slave. *Harry/Draco Harry/Severus Fred/George
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,370 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Bedtime Story for Laura by Kal-El of Earth 4 reviews
This is a family fiction about different heroes and how they met SM or WW as told by SM/WW to their five year old daughter Laura.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,354 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009
For Better or Worse, We're Stuck by tragicladypirate reviews
The Ministry gives Sirius one chance at freedom. He'll finally be able to be the father Harry never had. But there's a catch. To get that he must do the unthinkable. Marry his worst enemy, Severus Snape. Can he bear it, even if it is for Harry's sake? {SLASH, crackfic}
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,223 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Snape's Elevator Adventures by A True Weasley reviews
All Snape wants to do is get home by taking the elevator, but several people are showing up and giving him long detours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Terrors Of Babysitting by obsessedwithstabler reviews
Munch stared down at it, almost as if he didn't know what it was. He pulled off his sunglasses and studied the foreign object.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2009 - J. Munch, O. Tutuola - Complete
You're Nobody 'till Somebody Loves You by snapealina reviews
Ron feels depressed and lonely, and Severus Snape isn't exactly having his best week either... Not slash. Edited and reposted! Reviews make me very very very happy :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,010 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Now or never by snapealina reviews
My first drabble attempt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Lucius and Narcissa by RebeccaRoy reviews
This is just a bit of fun with Lucius Malfoy and Narcissa Malfoy, they really do love each other, really love each other. Warning mature themes will abound as it's not just Lucius who has an active drive!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Black Heart by Inclined reviews
Narcissa's inheritance could mean a troubled future for the Order, but the real trouble emerges from the repercussions of the past that Molly and Narcissa shared. Will their rekindling relationship survive the rise of the Dark Lord? Will their children?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,824 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Narcissa M., Molly W.
Dinner is served by snapealina reviews
Remus thinks Severus needs some cheering up :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Miss Invisible by snapealina reviews
After a dream, Amanda, a Gryffindor sixth year, gets a little obsessed with a certain Potions Master. And she'll do anything to have him. A bit AU with Snape still as the Potions Master. Reposted, mistakes corrected. Reviews make me really happy ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,346 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Severus S., OC - Complete
The Potions Master’s Assistant by grugster reviews
Sequel to "Taking Care" and "Christmas at Hogwarts"! This story shows more of the friendship between Severus, Charlie and Alastor. Of course Poppy, Albus and Minerva will have a main role as well. SS/MM, PP/AM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,682 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Severus S., Poppy P. - Complete
Gives You Hell by NoTomorrow reviews
A song fic from the song Gives You Hell by The All-American Rejects. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just Relax by triceybabe reviews
Established Relationship, OOC, rimming, pure smut, tiny crack, sickening sweet ending
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Severus S., Charlie W. - Complete
Christmas at Hogwarts by grugster reviews
Poppy releases Severus in time for the Christmas feast. How will he spend Christmas with Minerva and the others? Sequel to “Taking Care”! SS/MM; PP/AM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,683 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Taking Care by grugster reviews
Severus is overstressed and does not take care of himself, so Poppy Pomfrey and Minerva McGonagall have to. SS/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,180 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Hair: The Seduction! by Rickmanlover24601 reviews
200 word drabble. Hermione needs some advice on hairstylin' and lovin'. Who does she go to for help? Implied SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Uncommon Bonds by inell13 reviews
After Arthur’s death, Molly joins a women’s group and makes an unexpected connection. Narcissa-Molly romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Molly W., Narcissa M. - Complete
Breakfast In Bed by PinkPantiesPrincess reviews
Fluffy, little, morning-after scene. It's only T for implied sex and innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Severus S., Charlie W. - Complete
The Affair by KaguraXShesshomaru reviews
When Lucious leaves Narcissa to go play death eater Narcissa looks for comfort in the arms of a friend.That friend is Severus Snape.Narcissa wants revenge on her husband for constantly leaving her and decides to take things into her own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Severus S., Narcissa M.
Java Talkin' by Rickmanlover24601 reviews
It's the Christmas holidays and Severus Snape needs some caffine. The trouble is, he doesn't know a thing about coffee house lingo. Who can save him from embarassment?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
We're a Family by Kyios reviews
Hiatus-When Munch's life is thrown for a loop will he finally realize he's had a family all along?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - J. Munch
Mind Games and Triple Dates by marycasa13 reviews
Hinted, uh, very hinted JO with a small dose of FinMelinda and some EC. Fin is roped into a very confusing guessing game.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2008 - J. Munch, O. Benson - Complete
Travelin' Solider by Jillyan Potter-Black reviews
Song fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deaged Potions Professor by Dramagirl007 reviews
This isn't HB related. Harry's in his sixth year and due to a major potions accident Severus turned into a baby. Dumbledore thinks only one student is capable of taking care of baby Severus and that would be our favorite boy who lived. NO SLASH Yes spanks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 99,905 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Secrets Stolen by BoyyM reviews
Munches life gets turned upside down and Fin is stuck along for the ride.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - J. Munch
Snape's Enlargement by Stormy Snape reviews
ONESHOT. Something goes wrong with a potion that Snape was experimenting with, and the result is shocking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Childhood Chews by curiouslyfic reviews
Britain's top Aurors, brought down by chewing gum? It's up to Potions peon Draco to sort things out, whether he wants to or not. A de-aging Drarry, featuring Tiny Potter, Little Longbottom, Wee Weasleys, Ginger Granger, and a plushie named Grr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,534 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Draco M.
Family Portrait by Moony30894 reviews
Momma please stop crying. I can't stand the sound. Your pain is painful and it's putting me down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
A Night Out by Kitsune Tanaka reviews
Harry and Draco go clubbing, smut ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Exchanged by Kayla-Confusion reviews
Hogwarts gets 5 exchanged students from Alabama and all hell breaks loose and right in the middle of it are Draco and Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Love and Quidditch by johnlennonlovecult reviews
After a steamy encounter in the Gryffindor locker rooms, Oliver Wood and Cedric Diggory must decipher their feelings for each other . . . And the impact their relationship could have on their futures.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,447 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Oliver W., Cedric D. - Complete
Coffee Break by Killer Moth reviews
John and Don decide to shoot the breeze in a coffee-laced version of tea time. Belated birthday present for Trinity of Livejournal.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/22/2008 - D. Cragen, J. Munch - Complete
Beautiful Curse by obliquedge reviews
Narcissa is hiding something from Lucius, but he's bound to find out. So why is he so angry when she tells him the truth? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Christmas Shoes by DracosWifey reviews
Based on the song: The Christmas Shoes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Days in the Lives of Narcissa and Belllatrix by Fluffy and Scary Satanic One reviews
Bellatrix and Narcissa are staying in a muggle town, in a muggle home, on a mission from Lord Voldemort. This story will give you lucky muggles an inside look on their daily lives. Their mission, you ask? Like we're tellin' you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.
Addiction by Koticzka reviews
Severus Snape is asked by Lucius Malfoy for a favour regarding his wife. Read about passions and longings. Not a fresh story, however,I hope you will like the athmosphere of first five books of HP. Big thanks to April Gray for beta reading and all support
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Potions Accident by Arualcopia reviews
A slight twist to the usual deaging stories. What if the accident created a gas? What if it effected the entire class? How does Snape deal with fifteen toddlers?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,912 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Day Someone Actually Cared by ChopStickGirl120 reviews
AU. Severus Snape has always been alone in life. Nobody ever cared, but when he decides to commit suicide, guess who talks him out of it? Someone who cares? SSxNM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
Mother's Love by Greenfrogger reviews
Snape gets injured and Molly takes care of him. Snape is OOC in this story. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Severus S., Molly W. - Complete
Bless The Broken Road by sailorbuterfly reviews
One shoot song fic based on the song.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
An Unrecognized Second Chance by ilanowise reviews
After Draco Malfoy is deaged, a caretaker must be found for him to remain at Hogwarts.When Ronald Weasley recieves the job, he's more than a little surprised. No slash. Warning: Spanking in later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Draco M., Ron W.
Return to childhood by wingnutdawn reviews
School is out for the holidays. Severus has a slight problem,he is now little and his guardian Albus wants to send him to the Burrow to learn how to be a child. Severus meets up with people he should know but doesn't remember, later goes back to Hogwarts- The sequel called Twerps Summer Hoiliday is up and finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 202,657 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Severus S., Molly W. - Complete
Marry, Do, or Kill by SpiritReaper13 reviews
What happens when the HP characters play a little game of Marry, Do, or Kill? Some disturbing secrets are revealed, and some romances blossom. Fun one shot. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
Preventive Medicine by SnorkackCatcher reviews
Two students visit Madam Pomfrey with an embarrassing problem. The cure may possibly be worse than the disease.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Poppy P., Severus S. - Complete
The Life That We've Chosen by lynn2424 reviews
The next generation of Bohemians are here, and through some odd twists of fate they reunite the characters that we all know and love of RENT. Basically one of those, ‘what if they all had kids...’ fics, with some little twists.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,199 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006
Hate Me, My Love by Cry-of-the-doomed-prophet reviews
He had made her hate him...all those years ago. He needed her to see what was good for her. And what was good for her was not him. SSNB. Song fic. Hate Me Blue October.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
Wounds by MegTao reviews
Madame Pomfrey was looking forward to a relaxing night of reading, but when an injured teacher arrives at the Hospital Wing it brings back memories that she would have rather stayed buried. Set during the Philosopher Stone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Poppy P., Severus S. - Complete
like a prayer by ohhdarkstonedone11 reviews
short song fic. SSHG. song like a prayer by madonna.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Snarky Potions Master and His Personal pet by RavenRayne reviews
Rated M for later chapters. Includes BDSM, Masterslave relationship. The Life and Times of one Severus Snape and his pet, charlie weasley. How does their life run with two adopted daughters... and what comes next?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Severus S., Charlie W.
Cell Block Tango! by Tona-Babino reviews
Its all about the lovely ladies, Narcissa and Tonks who kill the lovers that crossed them and alas Snape must force them to confess! Peices of lyrics from the song Cell Block Tango from the musical Chicago, in the style of Harry Potter! AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
Ordinary Day by SyberSnake13 reviews
Sometimes an ordinary day as well can bring surprise. slash, mpreg SeverusCharlie
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Severus S., Charlie W.
The Miniatures by bitterhoney002 reviews
A Deaging potion goes terribly wrong, and three students lose ten years! Read as the teachers and students handle these three children! Rating for precaution
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/10/2005
Song Parodies by Deranged Faerie reviews
Song Parodies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2005
The Death Eater Song by Palladias reviews
A filk based on the Monty Python hit, The Lumberjack Song. No ship. Contains mild references to crossdressing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Playing With Fire by Thorn Hailglitter reviews
He liked to play with fire. No, he wasn't a pyromaniac. He just liked fire. The way it felt as he swept his fingers across a burning flame. It felt good. It felt pure. It was unlike anything he had ever felt before. Severus liked to play with matches. Sev
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Severus S., Bill W.
Tea and Sympathy by Unspoken Tragedy reviews
“No, Molly.” He looked into her eyes for the first time the entire night. “I’ve taken care of every other time myself I will be perfectly alright doing so right now.” Ever wondered why Molly trusts Severus more than the rest of the Order does?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Molly W., Severus S. - Complete
She is My Sin by DreamsMadeFlesh reviews
Mildly smutty, but told by multiple sites that it isn't nc-17, so here it be. Narcissa doesn't want to marry Lucius, and turns to her best friend for comfort of an unusal variety. Named for the Nightwish song which is smattered throughout.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Narcissa M., Severus S.
Broken by Creamed reviews
One shot song fic. Based on the song 'Broken' Seether featuring Amy Lee. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Midnight Cigarette by Still believes Snivellus aka Heather Granger reviews
NOW COMPLETE! "The light of a burnt out cigarette fizzled to the ground. Outside Grimnwald Place, a cloud of hot white breath was expressed from the man at the door." If you can't get to part 4, type it in the address bar, change the 3 to a 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,738 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/2/2004 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Severus S., Molly W. - Complete
White Roses by Darkness's Angel reviews
The vase fell, the flower falling with it, as she collapsed in a heap onto the floor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Narcissa M., Severus S. - Complete
Quintuplets by Cassiel Oliviari reviews
Mama Mione? Papa Draco? Life will change for the House Heads when they are de-aged, and placed in hiding with these two teenaged wizards. Has Dumbledore gone bonkers? Read and find out! UPDATE828
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
First Annual Hogwarts Camping Trip by LxAxMxMxY reviews
The students and faculty of Hogwarts School or Witchcraft and Wizardry are going on their first ever camping trip. Yay!
PG-13 For sexual and slashy humor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,120 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004
Happy Birthday, Albus by Dylan S. Thompson reviews
It's Albus Dumbledore's 157th birthday, and Severus Snape brings him a gift...and something else as well. Not Slash, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Albus D., Severus S.
She Is My Sin by Crunchy Snape reviews
[Songfic, One Shot] Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy visit the potions Master, and it leads to much reminiscence... SSxNM, LMxNM, SSxNMxLM love triangle. Rebetaed!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
Night at the Club by Melvanas reviews
Severus goes to a club for his birthday. Hermione goes to a club to get out. Lots of karaoke and silliness awaits you...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Match Making by Nonnihil Scelestus reviews
Fin's in love with Olivia. Olivia doesnt know. John and Cragen are up for a little game of match making.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,158 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/5/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004 - O. Benson, O. Tutuola - Complete
Hallway Tag by DesertRose4 reviews
What happens when Captain Cragen decides to spice up the office?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/20/2004
The Little Red Dress 'LRD' by oefangran aka eolfangram reviews
Ever wondered what your clothes might be thinking?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/16/2004
Dumpster Diving with Olivia by Handmade Freak reviews
misadventures of the SVU squad
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Complete
Diagnosis by dahan reviews
The good Dr. Huang's pick between two suspects warrants a pretty heated discussion among the team. REALLY Minor Alex and George hint
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/9/2004
Dream a Little Dream For Me by Shadow Rise reviews
Oneshot. Narcissa dreams of Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Narcissa M., Severus S. - Complete
Resolved by add-duck reviews
The detectives make some New Year's resolutions. How long do you think that's going to last?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2003
Alex does Manhattan by add-duck reviews
It seems like Alex Cabot gets paired with every character under the sun in fanfic. But usually not all in the same story. Until now.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2003
Just Because I'm Blonde by Rachel23 reviews
Gap-filler for "Inheritance"-this story was written strictly for amusement purposes. Alex "reacts". Please R&R!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2003
Christmas Rules! by Stablerchick reviews
The squad is together for Christmas...........This should be fun!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2003
Dumb and Dumber by add-duck reviews
These two deserve each other. Warning: There be slash here.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2003
Romeo In A Bottle by Goldberry reviews
Elliot and Olivia do some holiday shopping with humorous results. "Are you even listening to me, Elliot? This isn't a raid. I'm not taking down an old woman for a Peachy Girl doll."
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2003
The Saga Begins by grand theft popsicle reviews
Snap, McGonangall, Dumbledore, and Longbottom have a magical encounter in a brro closet...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Narcissa M.
Vulgarities by lfh reviews
Swearing, Potions, and weird sexual situations. SnapeNarcissa, LuciusNarcissa, mild LuciusSnape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Severus S., Narcissa M.
Revelations by Unicorn Goddess reviews
Olivia and Elliot on a boring stakeout with nothing to do but talk...goofy fluff. Absolutely nothing of substance. You've been warned!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2002
The Jivin' Wizard MagiClub by Quidditch Anyone reviews
Every good series needs at least one hip dance club.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2002 - Published: 8/15/2002 - George W.
Rise & Fall by Nymph Du Pave reviews
Slash: Hee, hee. At least I *think* it\\\'s PG-13. Anyway, more subtle [yeah, right] humor. Uh, 350 words, so it\\\'s kinda too short for a summary. Again. Please just read and enjoy :)
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/4/2001
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After I Wipe Away the Tears reviews
Charlie has been gone on a mission for months and Braeden has been taking it hard. Severus tries to show her how he feels but is he too late or will he succeed. Rated for language and mild adult themes. Based on line from Sarah McLachlan's "Possession"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,726 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - OC, Severus S.
Pretty Rave Girl reviews
When Harry and Hermione are taken to their first rave by the Weasleys. They meet a young American raver that has a lot of secrets. Will they find out about her past. Based on the song by I Am Xray. Rated for language, Mild adult themes and mild violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Foolish Games reviews
Braeden gets an unexpected visit from Severus. She thinks it's one of his games to hurt her. They fight and he eventually apologizes. Based on the song by Jewel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2010 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Happy Christmas The War is Over
The wizarding war in America ended on Christmas Eve. Braeden is relieved. Based on the John Lennon and Yoko Ono song. Rated M for laguage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Published: 12/17/2009 - OC - Complete