DaughterOfPan
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Joined 02-27-10, id: 2272221, Profile Updated: 04-10-10
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Star Wars.

...I forgot how annoying it was to think of stuff to put in these.

So basically, I'm about the biggest nerd you'll ever meet.

Sci-fi = One of my two eternal loves. In order of obsession: Star Wars (raised on it), Firefly (introduced by a friend last school year; instantly in love), Star Trek (introduced, sadly, by the new movie. I saw it seven times in theatre, and have found the entire Original Series on youtube. And then I find out it's in my blood - my dad is a Trekker! YAYZ! ...so now you know where I get my nerd genes), and Doctor Who (introduced by a friend who might as well be my sister; god British people are awesome). And of course there's The Matrix and Fifth Element etc, but the above are the ones I'm really obsessed with (And soon to be Star Gate!). And then there are videogames. Mass Effect, Resistance, Halo, etc, but most of all, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (I & II). That, my friends, is the definition of Epic Win (no seriously, go look it up; the entry just reads, "KotOR. 'Nuff said"). And in case you're wondering, Light Side all the way baby! (Well, actually, I'd end up a grey jedi, but if you really care to know about that, message me). And as odd as it may be, the one medium I don't seem to enjoy sci-fi as much in is books (although I love to read). Don't get me wrong; I've read all the Hitchhicker's Guide books (minus the new one; it's on my to do list) as well as Artemis Fowl and the Darth Bane trilogy, and Dune is also on my to do list, but it just doesn't seem as good. Idk. Maybe I got spoiled with special effects. Speaking of which, I recently really enjoyed Avatar. And not just because of the special effects (which were amazing), the artistic genius (I will marry whoever came up with all that life), or the incredible detail of the world they created (like seriously, who has time to come up with all that, and which muse did they hire because I got dibs next!). I, unlike so many others, also happen to like the plot (I don't care if they just stuck Pocahontas in the future on another planet), the characters (I mean really, Neytiri was Uhura! That still blows my mind), and the message (You can't overuse a message that hasn't gotten through. I guess it helps that I'm such a nature lover though. Yeah, that's right, if I had to choose between saving a city and saving a rain forest, I'd pick the rain forest any day - that's a lie; I'd save both or die trying; but I'd save the rain forest first!).

Mythology = The other eternal love. Be it Greek, Egyptian, Norse, or Native American, I love it all. I don't know as much about it as I'd like, but I'm determined that I'll study it in college. As such, two of my three favorite book series are "Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel" and "Percy Jackson and the Olympians". I feel I should point out the irony of this. I'm athiest.

Anime = Something I enjoy, but I wouldn't quite say obsessed.The only one I watched from a young age was Sailor Moon, which, while I recognize as the epitome of cheesy now, will always be dear to me, if only for nostalgia's sake (plus I really love cheesy stuff). Then various friends got me into various others. Yu yu Hakusho, FMA, and I know I'm forgetting some, but the one I'm most into is Naruto. The plot can go to blazes, and they should kill off Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura (ok ok, when I'm actually watching the show I like them and want them all to have a happy ending, but they're annoying, so let me pretend to be evil!) and rename the show Kakashi (I'm actually not a Kakashi fangirl, but I do like him, and the main character is never my favorite, so as long as Shino gets more screen time, I'm good - yeah, you read that right, SHINO; he's my favorite, followed in no particular order by Shikamaru, Hinata, Anko, Gaara, and Temari). So assuming I end up writing anything, it'll probably be about Naruto. I know I know, but I need a break from my original novels, and Naruto is really easy for me to write about, as the first rpg I ever joined was a Naruto one.

Secret Agents = A weakness. If it has spy music, one liners, and lots of explosions, I'll sit through it gladly (well, ok, I could do without the sex scenes because they're there for the guys, but hey, what can you do?)

Kung Fu = Also in my blood. I love every kung fu movie I've ever seen (which is not actually that many, unfortunately) and have wanted to learn a martial art basically since I was born. My dad is similar, though he's seen way more flicks and knows a few moves.

Fantasy = The majority of my reading material. "Harry Potter" will probably always be the most important to me just because it was the series that got me into reading. It is not, however, my favorite. That would be a tie between three series: The two mentioned above ("Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel" and "Percy Jackson and the Olympians") along with "Abarat". Maybe I'm just batshit (ok, I AM batshit, but that's not the point) but when I read each of these series (though none more than "Abarat") I just got the strangest sense of extreme familiarity. I have deduced that this is because if you were to put these three series into a blender, the end product would be my imagination (I am aware that the actual end product would be a broken blender and damaged books). ANYWHO, other series I enjoy are Artemis Fowl, Redwall, Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy, Eragon, The Hobbit (I started reading LotR... and never finished. I still know more about it than the average nerd though, thanks to my best friend), Ender's Game, Demon in My View (REAL vampire books), Elven Exiles, Stravaganza, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Demonata, Cirque du Freak (again, REAL vampire books), Narnia, Walden, Jane Eyre (yes, I like books we read in school - even if they are horrible and depressing), Lord of the Flies, Dirk Gently, etc...

Movies = So my favorite movies, in no real order, are: Star Wars (all of 'em), Star Trek (the new one and the second one with "KAAAAAAAAHN!!"; I haven't seen any others), MirrorMask, Van Helsing, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Avatar, -Uber Favorites End Here- Anything Disney animated, 5th Element, Matrix, LotR, Beetlejuice, the Brat Pack movies (Breakfast Club etc), Ghost Busters, Nightmare Before Christmas, Grease, The Sound of Music (what can I say, I like musicals), Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Forbidden Kingdom, James Bond (Although I've only seen the ones everyone says are the worst - The World is Not Enough and the others with that actor), True Lies, Terminator Salvation, Iron Man, Dark Knight (I prefer super heroes who don't have supernatural powers; there's just something cooler about an average - if really smart and rich - person deciding they should use what they have for the good of others). Eh, if I think of more, I'll let you know.

Music = ...so I was gonna get into music, but then I realized how freaking long this was. Geez, since when am I so narcisistic? Oh, right... since, leik, ever. -inches out of the frame- Ok ok, I can't resist a quick summary. I have really diverse taste (UNDERSTATEMENT). Abney Park, Al Green, Beatles, Beastie Boys, Bee Gees, Cascada, Chameleon Circuit, Chicago, Cibo Matto, The Clash, The Cure, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Devo, Duran Duran, Esquivel, Evanessence, Flock of Seagulls, Foo Fighters, Frank Sinatra, Garbage, Hank Green, Harry Belafonte, Harvey Danger, John Williams, Journey, Korn, Linkin Park, Marylin Manson, Metallica, Michael Jackson, Nine Inch Nails, Offspring, Phil Collins, Pixies, The Police, Queen, Rage Against the Machine, REM, Rick Astley (Rick Roll me all you want), Shiny Toy Guns, Smashmouth, Soft Cell, Styx, Superchick, The Supremes, They Might Be Giants (raised on 'em), U2, Venetian Princess, Verve. So much for short, and I know I'm forgetting some.

So now that I've had my little rant about me that no one will read, how about I write a little story for all you other crazies?

(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

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Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6556 - Favs: 6,432 - Follows: 7,269 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
All Roads Lead to Denerim by Sparrow Nightrunner reviews
All Origins may be true, but that doesn't mean it'll be easy to take out that pesky archdemon. Between a xenophobic Dalish, a reformed playboy, a mage prodigy with a bad temper, and others, getting through the Blight without strangling one another (or Alistair, for that matter) will be hard enough.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 156 - Words: 398,192 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Complete
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 7,901 - Follows: 1,222 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cha Cha Slide by HMMadewell reviews
In which a muggle rapper sings at the Yule Ball! Review or I'll set my three mutts on you! Just kidding...maybe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3872 - Favs: 6,492 - Follows: 5,776 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,049 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Sith Lords Cut Ending by Mithostwen reviews
The title practically says it all. My rendition of three of the final scenes created but not included in the game. LSF Exile & Atton. If you've heard the sound files, you can guess what's coming. Too bad the Exile can't...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Atton R. - Complete
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The Rising Sun reviews
What if Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina had a girl instead of a boy? What would it change? Apparently, very nearly everything. Rating is because I don't know what it'll end up. So far, it's pretty K, but just to be on the safe side.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,234 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Naruko U.
The Epic Sagas of Revan and The Exile
Or rather, random excerpts thereof. And not so much Revan as The Exile, but I’ll try to get at least a few scenes for KotOR1 in there… M for later violence.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,094 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Revan