"Don't walk in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls."
- Anonymous

"Beneath the rule of men entirely great,
The pen is mightier than the sword."
- Edward Bulwer-Lytton

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice . . . then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
- Anonymous

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein

"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
- Woody Allen

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
- Groucho Marx

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
- William Penn

Before you ask, geology is the study of rocks, children. And I, personally, find it fascinating. I know, I'm a sucker for stupid wordplay. :)

Who is I?

I'm not telling. It's a secret. :) But I will say:

Age: Between -5 and 6,325
Location: At a computer
Species: Human, I think
Favorite music: Pretty much anything. I seem to be partial to old music. I be a musician myself. [edit from the future - REGINA SPEKTOR and DARREN CRISS *coughcough* AVPM *cough* DFTBA *coughcough* CHAMELEON CIRCUIT *cough* that is all.]
Favorite books: Ooh, that's a toughie. I'm a rather large Stephen King fan, though I'll read any genre. Here, I seem to gravitate towards fantasy or sci-fi. Love for books can only be described as a passion. [edit from the future - George Orwell, Walter Moers, Erik Setiawan, Dickens, Dahl, M. T. Anderson, J. K. ROWLING, H. G. Wells, V. C. Andrews (wat up with all these abbreviations?), Dean Koontz, David Rosenfelt, Mark Twain. and poetry. (E.E. Cummings = win)]
Favorite movies: Mm. Another toughie. Again, I'm partial to old movies. Especially Jimmy Stewart and Charlie Chaplin, they are incredibly awesome! I'm also a mild fan of Johnny Depp. Love all genres.
Favorite vegetable: Cucumbers. Especially a certain individual by the name of Larry.

Well then. This is a blast from the past. After not having logged in in over a year (... I believe), I seem to have returned. Humph.
Okay. What now?
After having read over my profile, I find it ... rather bland. I'll have to fix that. ... later. *i am pro-procrastination*
Meh. I suppose I ought to start writing again.

AURGH! My favorite books aren't even on here. Drag. I guess I can't write after all. *disappears*
[edit from the future -- AGAIN -- NaNoWriMo, ScRenzy, & Camp NaNoWriMo keep me busy. but someday I will figure out how to add stuff on here. Things like Flowers in the Attic, Octavian Nothing, Of Bees and Mist, ETC ETC ETC!! -oh and that new movie Source Code. I have a great idea for it which i am unable to use. proooobably because it's so new. hehe.]

If you read my whole profile, then you're awesome. :)