Name: Jay

Location: My Room. Merica

About me: I'm a 17 year old college student. I started high school when I was 12. Because I was 12 I was given an assessment exam and I was placed in 11th grade classes at 12. I graduated from high school at 14. Having been taking college classes while still in high school for those 2 years I managed to rack up enough credits so that I wouldn't have to go to school for about a year. I took another year off and began college at 16. I'm now 17 and am way too smart for the classes I'm in so I find myself bored often. I fill that gap of time with Anime/Light Novels/Manga. As for what I look like, as I said I'm 17. I have shoulder-length brown hair, glasses, a goatee, blue eyes, and a relatively round head. I'm 6'3 or 6'4, been a while since my last P.E class when they measured me. I weigh around 240 pounds. I'm not ripped, but I work out often and at least try to look good. I usually wear dress shirts (White and Pink are my favorite to wear, looks good on me I've been told) with black/blue pants and my white sneakers. Also, I am White (German) and Native American. Lastly, I tend to make racist jokes, and don't act like you don't either. We all do.

Favorite Anime/Manga/LN's: Tokyo Ghoul, Highschool DxD, Akame ga Kill, Kuroshitsuji, Kuroko no Basket, Hataraku Maou-sama, Fairy Tail, Naruto (Not Shippuden), Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Bleach (Arancar/Aizen Arcs, fuck Quincy's) One Piece, Sekirei, Ao no Exorcist, Yu-gi-oh (The Original, from when I was like 3), Sword Art Online and Gun Gale Online.

Favorite Characters (In no particular order): Kaneki Ken, Issei Hyoudou (When he's serious), Esdeath, Akame, Sebastian, Undertaker, Kagami, Akashi, Kuroko, Shiro Ashiya (Alciel), Zeref, Madara, Itachi, Freeza, Aizen, Grimmjow, Monkey D. Dragon, Rin, Shura, Kirito, Sinon, Kayaba Akihiko.

Some Anime Rants:

Naruto went to shit, in my opinion, after the Pein arc ended. For real, they killed off the greatest antagonist the show ever had and replace it with a crazed skeleton (Madara, but I still like him), then some crazy lady from forever ago, and now Sasuke is being emo again and trying to become Hokage by killing the other Kage. Seriously, this shit is way too drawn out. Just have Sasuke drop his lightning blade on his face and kill him already, asshole.

Although I like him, Issei is a huge bitch. The dude wants to be harem king but he can barely contain himself in front of a naked woman. If he were to ever have sex, he would either die of blood loss or he would go into a coma due to neurological overload. Also, can we talk casually? What the fuck kind of question is that for your girlfriend... just nail her already god fucking damn.

Tatsumi from Akame ga Kill is a bitch too. Esdeath was all over you and you bitched out and asked a general in the army to join the revolution. Are you fucking crazy? I would have fucked her 1-34 times and then asked her. Or better yet, don't ask her at all and don't risk dying. My god why are dudes in harem anime's so retarded.

I'm pretty sure Sebastian from Kuroshitsuji is gay, and everyone else thinks it too. There's nothing wrong with being gay, but the dude gets way to close to Ciel. I don't care if he's your contractor, the kid is like 10. That's creepy.

Akashi is the single biggest bad ass of all time.

Kuroko no Basket's ending sucked, majorly. We all get to play to our hearts content? No, Kiyoshi can't play anymore, ever, and the miracles just accept that they were taken down by 1 guy and his butt buddy? Lame.

The way Aizen got finished off in Bleach sucked too. Also, what the fuck with this Quincy arc? There's no way any single person could ever top Aizen unless Urahara himself went crazy and started offing people. And Ichigo's Zanpakutou is actually a hollow, and fake Zangetsu was supressing is power the whole time? WHY?! Ichigo almost died against several of his opponents, and one actually managed to kill him. If fake Zangetsu actually cared, at all, about Ichigo, he would have let him use his Quincy powers and just annihilate everybody.

Lastly, becoming manager at a McDonald's is the greatest life goal a person could have, ever. 1 step closer to dominion over Japan.