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Joined 08-13-09, id: 2046797, Profile Updated: 06-27-10
Author has written 3 stories for One Piece, and South Park.

name : kia

age : immortal

likes : one piece

dislikes : bad things

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) You immediately defended yourself by saying 'The TV doesn't have buttons anymore!'

7.) You just realized you were defending yourself against an inanimate object.

8.) You are smiling and nodding to yourself.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


you all laugh at me because i'm different

i laugh at you cause you're all the same


Stereotypes Suck:
Copy and paste into your profile, then bold the ones that apply to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST be tan and blonde.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


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How to Fix a Broken Captain by Forefront reviews
Credit to weathermangohanssj4 for the story idea! Luffy is in a coma after the war at Marineford. As his life hangs by a thread, how can his crew help him, as well as cope with their fear at the same time?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,905 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Backstabber by AllzStar reviews
Gender-bender. Stan suddenly starts to notice how pretty Kyla is...the only problem is that Kenny has already noticed, and got there first. Plus, Wendy's got a secret that'll change everybody's lives. K2, Style, some Stendy. TITLE CHANGED.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,593 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Slave by xXShadowFiendXx reviews
AU, yaoi. Follow the story of Prince Sanji and his 'pet,' Roronoa Zoro, on their incredibly stupid journey towards love.TEMPORARILY ON HIATUS.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,567 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Sanji, Zoro
In Dreams by xxMistyDuskxx reviews
Everyone thought it was a miracle. But no, it wasn't. It was Stan. Style, rated T for occasional language. Kyle's POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Ask Sally by Hear.My.Screams reviews
An online advice column helps Tweek gain some some sort of respect from his classmates. The thing is. They don't know that the one their getting advice from, is him. Will Tweek forever be known as the shadow in the corner, or will Sally get him noticed?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Tweek T., Craig T.
Please, Don't Worry About Me by Gin-inu reviews
What would you do if you were very sick and didn't want your best friend to know? If you couldn't tell your family because they couldn't afford it? What would you say if your best friend's girlfriend found out and might give you away? Welcome to my world
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,056 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M.
King of Hearts, Ace of Spades by animefan1q2w reviews
Story's about Ace and Luffy when they were kids. Crappy summery? yes.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Luffy, Ace
The Weirdest Week Ever by Playmymusic323 reviews
Livy Marsh is just your average fifth grade student at South Park Elementary. But what happens when she starts to like someone? What happens when her sworn enemy discovers her weakness? What happens when it’s time for the fifth grade dance? OCs needed!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,993 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Disease by Prnc Ashee reviews
Oneshot, hinted K2. Once you've been dragged down to their level, there's no cure.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Ra Ra by loveeemyyyshoeeesss reviews
meet my version of the south park characters i will write my real story soon. write a review about if you like it or not i can care lesss hahahaha
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2009
South Park Reborn by MishaChanX reviews
The little mountain town is destroyed. No one survives. But the boys are reincarnated. New bodies, lives, and they're...girls! The f @# is goin' on here! Rated T for mild sexual themes and naughty language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009
Frozen Tears by Truthless Faith reviews
Kyle couldn’t think of the snow as a pure substance like most people.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Kyle B. - Complete
Sadness Flies Away by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
Kyle always seemed so happy, to his family and friends. Truth is, he never was. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,557 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Kyle B. - Complete
Just An Average Night At Willie's by Caz Dowse reviews
This is what happens on a normal night in South Park at Whistlin' Willies - there are multiple pairings, including KennyxWendy, KylexBebe, and PipxDamien, amongst others...Kenny's POV - final chapter up!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
My Best Friend by Sparbudart reviews
Bebe sneaks into Kyle's room one night. A bit cute.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bebe S., Kyle B. - Complete
What Happens in South Park by KayTeeBeth reviews
At the end of seventh grade, the boys broke up. Now it's tenth grade and things are about to change completely once again. Will they make up? Will Stan get back together with Wendy? Will Cartman kill Butters? Only one way to find out! A few het pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,965 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008
Tofu sucks by Zianna reviews
Bebe and friends learn that boys you've known forever can sometimes be better then shoes. And a small town high school is the perfect place to learn this! many side pairings. Main: KYxB, SxW or WxC,and KExOC
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,130 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Kyle B., Bebe S.
The Gossips by Alastair reviews
Nami reveals that she's going to marry the richest man in the world. This, of course, means Luffy, the future Pirate King! Luffy isn't so hot about the idea though, and will fight tooth and nail for his bachelorhood! Can his crew help? WILL they? COMPLETE
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Bringing Him In by printfogey reviews
It's the aftermath of a terrible battle, and Luffy is very far gone. Characters: primarily Luffy and his first three crewmates. Post-Enies Lobby.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Luffy - Complete
Regrets by NeedsmoarDelta reviews
It's Wendy's senior year, and after she makes a huge mistake, can she convince Stan to get back together?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Wendy Testaburger, Kyle B.
Best Friends by Chiba.Kun reviews
[Slash, StanKyle, Slight StanKenny] Stan has a secret and only Kenny can know about it. What'll happen if he blurts it out? [Oneshot.]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
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Is this what hell is like ? reviews
"we humans, were once nothing but Abatas,slaves to those people. And they, they were our gods who ruled over us.when the storm comes, they will rise again, my son.And You are the only one who can stop them"
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B.
little rave boys reviews
stan hates raves
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
araña mortal reviews
Nami hates spiders
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Nami, Robin - Complete