KukaruiValentinehide bio
Author has written 27 stories for Final Fantasy VII, and Harry Potter. Beth: Hey guys, it's me again. Sorry I haven't been updating as I should. Danielle: If she doesn't update MY story soon I am going to be so very mad. Beth: And, further more, go to this... this is where I keep my GOOD stuff that they cannot and will not let mepost on this sight. (And others that are already are... just in case) also set your sights on Sesshamoru'sWench and look her up, she's my best friend! So, read my new stories and keep your socks on, I am going to be posting the others soon enough... Danielle: Or else... Beth: Fine, fine, getting right on it. |
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Turks Party by Zeng Li reviews
Reno throws a series of parties...and Tseng is always sorry he shows up. Includes Before Crisis Turks characters in some 2007 chapter revisions and the final 2009 chapter.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 5/15/2000 - Reno, Tseng, Elena, Reeve T. - Complete
Final Fantasy VII: Calvin and Hobbes by ducko reviews
Chapter 24! Everyone survived the battle with Sephiroth and Vincent has joined the party. Now, they have arrived in Rocket Town...and a nasty surprise is in store for Calvin and Hobbes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,539 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 9/16/2004
Rooming With Reno by Star Shadow and Dark Stratos reviews
The first of my 'How to Annoy Your Roomate' series. If that doesn't catch your attention this should. Victim One: Elena
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 9/24/2004
The Mission by MrsPopo reviews
So sorry for the long wait...here are two chapters, the last chapter is in the works. Cid and Vincent are looking for the answer to the question on everyone's mind: Are Tifa's endowments real? Please read and review!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,479 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 7/20/2003
Koneko by Sesshomaru'swench reviews
Sesshomaru's stubborness costs him dearly...or does it?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 11/4/2004 - SesshÅmaru
Band Geekism by notkamers reviews
Being a band geek so much more than people think. It's much more than the stereotype allows.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,968 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 6/19/2003
The Day Knights of Round Went Wrong by sephsama4444 reviews
It all started out when Aeris wanted Cloud to get her Knights of Round... Rated R for lotsa cussin and posible sexual themes in later chapters.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2003 - Published: 8/8/2003
The Real Cid Highwind by Trayne reviews
I have no idea how many of these have been done, but... mine's the best!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/4/2003 - Cid H.
Gomen Nasai by Lindz reviews
YAOI ~ *COMPLETED* When Rufus feels like his entire life has no meaning anymore, he tries extreme measures to end it all. The last person Rufus expects to help is there to pick him up, give his life more meaning than it ever has done before.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,052 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
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Danielle Valentine, little sister to Vincent! reviews
After the Food fight, the crew has to wash up... and Sepihroth gets an icy bath!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,573 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004
The Forgotten Valentine reviews
Vincent has some morbid thoughts.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2005
Sephiroth's Twin reviews
Another Update so soon? Yes, and Hojo meets his daughter, and what happens when the group takes a day off to find themsevles? Genre Changed too! R&R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004
Karaoke Party reviews
Going under the crazy caffeine-filled Beth's knife for a revision... and chapters too! Keep your eyes peeled for it coming SOON!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,848 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004
DDR Turk Party reviews
Another Turk Party, another idea given to me by the great woman Zeng Li! Read and be sure to watch as Reno's face changes colors magically before your very eyes!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2005
The dangers of Working Late reviews
Don't let the title fool you, my gentle readers. This is my first TRUE yaoi (like, actual goodness, not just teasing type) So beware! RenoXTseng "When Reno has to stay late one night, Tseng thinks he should have some fun at the workplace."
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/24/2005
The Eternal Mysteries of Tseng's Dot
Why does the leader of the Turks have a dot in his Sixth Chakra? (Third Eye?) Does he even know? This is a quick little story that may be an explination, or, at least, a good story!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Published: 2/23/2005
Sephiroth's Return reviews
A year after Meteor tore the planet up... Sephiroth is still alive... what will he do and what can the Turks do to stop him?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,118 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004
Turk Mission
A Turk Mission with an almost deadly mistake...
Another Beth Story!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Published: 11/2/2004
Diary of a Turk's Death
Tseng and Reno survive a brush with Sephiroth, but their are two Turks who aren't so lucky. Tseng finds Beth's diary and him and Reno talk about the two Turks they lost... summary sucks...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Published: 11/2/2004
Rude's Birthday: A tribute to the Turk Parties
A KukaruiValentine Spin on the infamous Zeng Li's Turk Parties. Reno's place on Friday night for one good party! Rude's presents and... a new Turk. :)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,892 - Published: 10/28/2004
Starting Over: Final Fantasy VII Style reviews
What happens when you watch Starting over, eat some bad sushi and fall asleep while listening to a local rock band? Starting Over Final Fantasy VII Style! Cid, Vincent, Tifa, Cloud, Sephiroth and Reno start over... or do they?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/11/2004
In This Skin reviews
My first (half-done) Yaoi one shot... Just something I wrote while I couldn't sleep. VincentxTseng. Tseng loves Vincent... and they both hide a secret... please, please take the R rating seriously... thanks!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Complete
Disturbed: The Sickness reviews
Vincent and Chaos have a music video, and it is cool. (It's my first music video) R&R! ((Coming soon, a birthday party for Beth and Sephiroth, whoever wants to be in the party, send me a review with your name and personality))
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/4/2004
Why it isn't wise to stand between 2 demon things! reviews
Rated for insinuated gore. Cloud, after a battle, discovers that it is hard to get both Vincent, and OC Beth to transform back from their Demonic states, with funny results (IF you aren't Cloud!)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/24/2004
The Hojo's! reviews
Finally! Episode Two. Let's just say that School SUCKS! Read it, come on!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004
Dracology 1001 for Non Majors reviews
Completed now... please read. Yes, there is a plot! Draco AND Lucius are both in the ending! Twists and turns all over!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,108 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Story of Kukarui reviews
Nanaki sheds some light on the mother of his cubs and tells his love of her. Very moving and in Nanaki's POV R&R okay?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2004
Bought and Paid For reviews
Ths is a different story on my part. This involves a lovely slave, her loving master and their fight to get free. What happens when Rufus has to sell his slave, and the buyers are the members of AVALANCHE? Will they adjust to the new slave? Will she ever
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2004
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs, Now with Fructose! reviews
The title says it all, it's crazy, it's rude, it's my first ever fanfiction I found floating around out in cyberspaces of my computer. Beth is a Mary Sue in this one, so yes, I know that. It's VERY AU! Read it if you like my other works, this started the
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2004
Totally Bored! reviews
Just some rambles I did while trying to sleep, pointless and funny, just read for a little laugh. Flames will be used at the big Final Fantasy VII B-B-Q this weekend!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2004
Final Fantasy Boredom reviews
I know, I know, this was suppose to be a one shot deal, but I thought what if I just went on with it and did another chappy or two? This time, the group is on their way to Chocobo farms when they are interrupted by a trampoline and Can-Can dancing! FUNNY!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3/18/2004 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Complete
The Author is CraZy? reviews
Yes, the author is crazy, very crazy. This is a one shot short fan fic about how the group got onto the boat at Junon harbor, and what happened when they realized that they didn't need to do that. Stupidy! Humor! Steak Tartar! (?) Read and Review PLEASE!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Complete
If You give the Turks a Beer, they will reviews
We all know that the Turks get drunk, a lot... but what happens the next morning, or maybe when they THINK the other person is drunk, Cotains sexually themes, lots of them
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2004
Coffee And Smokes Nicotine And Caffeine! reviews
Reformated for your poor little eyes! Something short and sweet, a one shot about the normal morning routine of some of our favorite peoples, and Beth too....
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Complete
Drag Queens and Singing! reviews
There! I changed the title to better describe this ramble. It isn't really a story, it's just a bunch of rambling on. Rated the lowest I could make it, just in case. Reno and Vincnent in DRAG! Catchy theme song not included!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/11/2004
THe Chase is ON! reviews
Rated for safty, some suggestive dialog, but good clean fun! Trust me, the cleanest I can make in ten minutes! R&R and Flames will be used in our bonfire next week!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/10/2004