Information: I would rather not tell my real name, so my nickname is Jazz I'm a thirteen-year-old girl and from the U.S. (that sure narrows it down, eh?). I have brown curly hair with natural blonde streaks and red tints that show up in the sun. I have brown eyes.

Fave Books: New Moon, Eclipse, Twilight (by Stephenie Meyer), Maximum Ride III: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment, Maximum Ride II: School's Out-Forever, Twilight (by Meg Cabot), Darkest Hour, Shadowland, Haunted, Hawksong, Demon in my View, Freaky Green Eyes, East, The Cry of the Icemark, Blade of Fire, The Bar Code Rebellion, The Bar Code Tattoo, The Will of the Empress, Down a Dark Hill, Extras, Specials, Uglies, Pretties, Squire, Lady Knight, Page, First Test, My Sister's Keeper, Pride and Prejudice, MR 4: The Final Warning, Jane Eyre, Wyvern Hail

Fave Movies: National Treasure: Book of Secrets (I don't watch much T.V...)

Favorite Time Occupy-er: Reading Fanfiction, reading normal books, writing stories, writing fanfictions, day-dreaming, hanging out with my numerous friends (...), playing my flute, texting (when I have it)

Fave Bands: Relient K, Barlow Girl, Bon Jovi, and other random stuff

Quotes from my Real Life:

"Ducktape fixes everything!" my best friend's mom

"Santa's a stalker!" - Sky

"...you people are weird..." -Margaret

"Oh no! I'm not hyper! If I was hyper there wouldn't be a school here."-Rebecca

"And now, it's time for the most important question to ask a terrorist: What's your view on President Bush?"-Shelby

"This is the cheapest fun I have ever had!"-my band teacher while scratching off lottery tickets she got for Christmas

"Can't you just leave me to my delusions? There, Edward and Jasper are real and will talk to me!"- me

"Will work for taquitos!"-Sky's shirt

"Why is everything birds? Why can't there be squirrels, biting off Spongebob's head?"-Sky in the middle of English, while discussing the 12 days of Christmas song

"You're weird."-practically everyone I know, and a few I don't

"We should make up a list of questions to ask a mass murderer, you know, if we were to ever meet one. Maybe we would talk their head off or something. And then, when we're done, we can make a list of questions to ask a terorist, assasin, torture specialist, and interrogationist."-Shelby, at my friend's birthday party ( scary thing is, we made those lists, too)

"Izzy, meet Shelby, Shelby, meet Izzy. Now the world's going to end."-Margaret

"Absolute statements are always incorrect, including this one."-shop teacher (many people got confused, including me...)

"How many of you here have been electrocuted?"-shop teacher (people actually raised their hands!)

"The shocking circuit kit tastes like lemons..."-shop teacher, and people actually had to think about it

"We should do a Chinese fire drill." "Yeah, let's!" "What's that?" " When , at the next stop sign, we all get out and run around the van a few times screaming like maniacs!" "Let's not." -Laura, Chris, teacher, Laura, teacher

"Smile...you're on camera!" -what I put on my major constitution test (...)

"I'm so smart!" "You have your moments." -me, my history teacher ( grrr...)

"You came up with 100 questions to ask Itachi?!" -me, in pure shock while speaking to Sky

"Happy Birthday to you! Your aunt plays kazoo! Your name is Andy Dordy (spelled wrong, of course!), and I want a new shoe!"-Shark, at Sora's birthday party

Movie Quotes

"We must fight, to run away."-Jack Sparrow

"Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness."-Jack Sparrow

"Shoot him!" "Cut out his tongue!" "Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot the tongue. And maybe trim the beard, too." -from Pirates of the Carribean, At World's End

"It's a big, bluish green man with a strange looking gotee. It must be significant." -Riley, National Treasure 1

Book/Music Quotes:

"And speaking of Italy and sports cars I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porcht."-Alice, Eclipse

"You fell down three flights of stairs, and out a window. You have to admit, it could happen."-Edward, Twilight

"arg wu sentafinticate nar dunderford bida menti kosticated interserd thorphilliate stinded yilla billa zay wentora yate paravillintiniay dorga orpha dorga billa dorga orpha stifaleare dorga oprha dorga billa tonalation fonamere..." -Relient K, gibberish (song)

"And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the Batman ride (nananana)." -Relient K, Chapstick, Chapped Stick, and Things Like Chemistry (I totally recommend their music!)

"Yeah, we made the hurricane, yet we're not the ones to blame, yeah!"-Relient K, Maybe It's Maybelline

"So it was Jeremy in 1983 in his ocean pacific t, who got a bloodied knee, on the skateboard, on the half pipe, in the back yard that Tuesday night." -Relient K, In Love With The 80s (Pink Tux To the Prom)

"Maybe this time, maybe she's just the one you need, cause I know that I've never seen, your motives more squeaky clean. My seenteen magazine tells me that you're in love." -Relient K, Seventeen Magazine

"On the nineth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me nine ladies dancing, eight maids a milking, seven swans a swimming, six geese a laying, oooh weee ooooh aaaaaah...six geese a laying, fal spindel sline, four (clap, clap, clap), three french (pop), two (snap) doves, and a partridge in a pear tree."

"What's a partridge? What's a pear tree? Well, I don't know so please don't ask me. But I can be those are terrible gifts to gi-ive."-both from Relient K, 12 days of Christmas

"Yeah I'm not angry; and no I'm, not upset. It's taken me a while, but this is what I learned. Emotional attachments are really not a threat when you're simply not comcerned. You will laugh at me like I'm not happy; anytime, anywhere. And the half of me's all about apathy; and the other half, just doesn't care."-Relient K, Apathetic Way to be

Other Stuff in all

On this history test, I was supposed to give the name of the compromise that was the line of slavery separation or whatever. The real anser was Missouri Compromise, and do you know what I put. the slavery separation line compromise. My history teacher already doesn't like me much for calling him lazy and giving him smart-alecky answers. Usually I'm good with teachers, but it's just fun to irritate him. -me

I'd like to give a special shout-out to my friend Sky!

And Becca! And Margaret! And Shelby! And Kirsten! And Kaitlyn! And Caitlyn! And Kiley! And Michelle! And Blake! And Laura! And, uhhhh...(do I HAVE any other friends??)...

go to this link: www.skunklaw.com/videos/video3.html

it is a funny videa my relatives put on.

See you all later!!