We are two nerds (THAT'S RIGHT, two!) who enjoy eating scones and sipping tea, and of course, (in their spare time) writing horrifically bad fanfiction.

Well, that was nerd-one, I'll be called nerd-two.

How hot. It's like call-names. I like call-names. It's almost like we're in the military.

Errr...right. Well anyway, we are nerd-one and nerd-two.

As you may be able to tell, I'm the one with the excellent grammar structure and punctuation skills.

Yes, and im the creative genius behind our stories. Or soon to be stories.

Sure you are. Sure. Sure...I'm the one who throws in the pop-culture references, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW!

And I'm the one who throws in the hilarious PLOT! You know, the plot? I think thats a bit more important than your namby-pamby pop culture references.

Oh, shut up, you festering pile of ignorance! Anyway. We don't actually read the same books, and I do believe the only books we have both read is Tamora Pierce, so you'll probably be seeing a lot of that. Maybe I'll force Nerd-Two to read some really good quality fantasy later (Not that TP isn't!)

Yes, nerd-one is into all that wierd stuff. Well I guess its not that wierd. I just havent read it. I guess we should say some stuff about ourselves.

No! We're anonymous! The whole point is we don't reveal stuff about ourselves! You silly fool. You'd have never survived in the KGB...

Ok, well if you want to know our favourites and the like, then look at the stories we've written. Which isnt very many.

But there will be!

I'm getting bored now. Exit?

Yeah, good idea. Thats it from us. So long...parting is such sweet sorrow.

Ok, I'm back. Just me (nerd two). I was talking to nerd-one earlier on and we decided that we would still write most of our stories together but some we will just write seperately. The reason is that sometimes we will want to write a story about something that the other isn't interested in or hasnt read, seen, etc. So, in the authors note at the top it will say who it's by.