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Joined 05-23-06, id: 1052011, Profile Updated: 09-17-12
Author has written 2 stories for Fable, Harry Potter, and Star Wars.

Hi, I'm Life is a Paradox if your reading this Profile/Bio by accident then I would just like apoligise for you having to read this ... If your deliberately reading this Profile then I would like to thank you ... and apologise for you having to read this :).

Now that the awkward formalities are out of the way ( it took me ages to try and come up with something that didn't make me sound stupid &/or insane ... I still don't know if I succeeded with That?) let the awkward description of myself and my half-composed plans for the future Begin :).

My Half-Composed plans:- Read fanfiction, try to write fanfiction, eat a Cornish pasty, escape any angry mobs that might form due to any fanfiction I write :), Find a Job, undertake a creative writing college course

Description:- 20 year old Male English former College student living in the U.K, I started College in september 2008 where I'm tried to take Biology, Chemistry and Physics (used to take maths but had to drop it as It was so ludicrously hard that it was starting to fry my brain) failed then from '09 to '11 I took BTEC Forensic Science got a Triple distinction! :) ... and have now been looking for a job since it ended, which has been quite hard to say the least.

Fanfiction I've Posted:- The Transmission of a signal -the first fanfiction I've written, offically abandoned until I get a hold of another copy of the original Fable.

Magical Shatterpoint - my little attempt to get this damnable idea out of my head, working on chapter twelve currently (Finding a Path).

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Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,977 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 296 - Words: 1,877,352 - Reviews: 15555 - Favs: 7,552 - Follows: 6,917 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Building Bridges by Melethril reviews
Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 212,543 - Reviews: 3250 - Favs: 6,675 - Follows: 7,553 - Updated: 10/2/2018 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P.
Warslayer by JohnDeath reviews
The Halloween episode had a different result, and from it arose champions that will strike fear into all the forces of evil that threaten humanity. Rated M for strong language and violence.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 162,072 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 1,770 - Updated: 9/15/2018 - Published: 11/5/2010
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6556 - Favs: 6,432 - Follows: 7,269 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Shadow of a Doubt by HaiJu reviews
The truth was supposed to save Danny. Fix things. The lab, the experiments, the lies, those were all in the past. Weren't they? Sequel to Phantom of Truth. Now complete! Cover art by Paplup.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 65 - Words: 300,920 - Reviews: 4129 - Favs: 2,784 - Follows: 2,931 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Danny F., Maddie F., Valerie G., OC - Complete
Memories of Iron by becuzitswrong reviews
Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 295,394 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 4,441 - Follows: 4,404 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 3/30/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,812 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 5,055 - Follows: 5,936 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,580 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7249 - Favs: 14,224 - Follows: 15,903 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Spirit's Heart by LoneWolf218 reviews
During the chaos of the World Cup, Harry stumbled across a mysterious corpse. Now haunted by thoughts not his own, he must survive the rise of his mortal enemy, the Dark Lord Voldemort. Harry will need every bit of courage he can muster to survive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 169,649 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P., Justice
My Friend Tom by CycoMW reviews
When Voldemort gave Harry that scar he gave him two other things; a part of his soul and a friend. The last remnant of Tom Riddle's humanity mentors Harry. (1st year complete, now on hiatus until inspiration for second year strikes)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 101,744 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 2,415 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Harry and Luna Against the High Inquisitor by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna are in a new relationship, but have to deal with the machinations of High Inquisitor Dolores Umbridge. A tale of romance, unfair detentions, media relations, and charms. Sequel to "Protection from Nargles". HPLL, RWLB. In progress... and now finally updated (Dec. 2014)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,253 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Ron W., Lavender B.]
Lex Luthor Triumphant by GuapoMendez reviews
Ch. 1: It's been 8 months since Superman disappeared. Ch. 2: What really happened that day when LexCorp Tower trembled? Ch. 3: Is it really Solitude when he's not alone? Ch. 4: Is his heart colder than the Antarctic? Ch. 5: It was a Dark Knight 6. Meanwhile... 7.- Making progress 8.- Truth is what I make of it. 9. Fiat justitia ruat caelum 10. A day in court. 11. Endgame. 12. Ω
Superman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,776 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 11/13/2012 - General Zod/Dru-Zod, L. Luthor, Lois L. - Complete
The One He Feared by Taure reviews
Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,772 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 2,120 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Innocent by MarauderLover7 reviews
Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 80 - Words: 494,191 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 4,846 - Follows: 2,522 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Weasley Girl by Hyaroo reviews
AU: The first wizarding friend Harry made wasn't Ronald Weasley... it was Veronica "Ronnie" Weasley, first-born daughter in the Weasley clan for generations. And suddenly the future of the wizarding world, not to mention Harry's first year at Hogwarts, looked very different. Not a canon rehash, not a romance. STORY COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,263 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
The Warp is Calm by LordsFire reviews
On Mindoir, John Shepard saw death for the first time. In the Calixis Sector, Lord Inquisitor Khan found that those in power value their own power over the Truth. With one lauded a hero, the other driven into exile a galaxy away, both will attempt to find a cure to the ills that plague all civilizations. And fight a race of genocidal machines and their pawns in the process.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,177 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Inquisition, Shepard (M)
Harry Potter and the Muggleborn Chaser by transportation reviews
Katie Bell's fifth year should have been simple, without even Quidditch to distract her from OWL exams. But an unexpected romance brings the Tri-Wizard Tournament close to home, and pulls her into the ugly side of the magical world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,504 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Katie B., Harry P.]
A Dalek Lantern by Gree reviews
The Red Lantern Corps gains an unusual new recruit... Reviews and comments are welcomed.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,278 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Daleks
Switch by Gree reviews
A short-one shot plot bunny I wrote down. What if the God-Emperor of Mankind and Emperor Palpatine switched bodies? EDIT: 11/15/2012, Chapter 5 has been edited and rewritten.
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,124 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - The Emperor
Shine by Methos2523 reviews
With Halloween night planned ahead, Ethan makes the deadly mistake of involving someone real in his chaos, someone who doesn't take kindly to being yanked across the ocean by mystical means and forced into another body, leaving Sunnydale forever changed, along with a few other surprises for the Slayer and her friends...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,269 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 757 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Xander H., Alucard
The Watchman by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
YAHF. Xander wore a special costume no one could identify that night. No one knew what he did, and he claimed he didn't remember. But when he got angry, his eyes glowed... gold. I own nothing save my plot ideas.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,749 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Xander H., Sentry/Robert R.
Surly Bonds of Earth by Saphroneth reviews
Eustace Clarence Scrubb, who went to Narnia and left as the Un-Dragoned. But being a dragon sat well with him, so would he want to give it up?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Eustace Scrubb
Finding Parental Care by Melethril reviews
AU canon until preHBP ; sixth year: Sequel to "Loss of Parental Care"; Harry knows: "Sometimes life is good." Anyway, though not seeking trouble, trouble has a way finding him. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 173,368 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Can I Keep You? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
After killing Angel, Buffy runs to Los Angeles... but she doesn't stay there.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Buffy S., S. Carter
A Square Peg in a Round Hole by MarbleGlove reviews
or Junior Year of High School, Revised, A Clones Tale. Highlander-Stargate X-Over. Methos was just spending a year as a highschool teacher; Jake O'Neil was just trying to be someone other than Jack O'Neill; neither are simple individuals.
Crossover - Highlander & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,514 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Methos - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Milky Way Galaxy by Seanait reviews
The spacefaring inhabitants of the Milky Way Galaxy need to get a few things straight...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007
PruneFace Cracks, or: Cat vs Palpatine by Lionchilde reviews
6th in the Vader and Cat series. Cat helps Vader make an unexpected discovery.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
Hurt by Brine224 reviews
While visiting Chloe in Metropolis Clark and Lois stumble across something unimaginable...Clois
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,659 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L.
Compelled to Play with Destiny by Hotpoint reviews
Third Story in the Compelled Series: As the Pylean war rages things aren't exactly peaceful back on Earth either - AU Series - COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,200 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
Star Wars Episode IV: Hope Reborn by Naitch03 reviews
Where it all begins...again. Four years on Earth equals twenty in the galaxy far, far away. Luke Skywalker and Leia Nabberie are grown. And as the Rebellion enters its most desperate hour, they will be its only hope along with a group of exiled Jedi, and
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,279 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
Here's Your Accordion by drakensis reviews
No one chooses to be the Vampire Slayer. But what if someone found out that they were the Slayer? And not just any Slayer. What if someone... some fan... woke up as Buffy Summers, the Vampire Slayer? Welcome to Sunnydale.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,937 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 1/9/2005
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Magical Shatterpoint reviews
Dressing up as A Jedi Knight on any other day in history would have been fine. But Harry Potter chose a day that would have repercussions for millennia. The Prodigal Knight has come ... Mainly a Harry Potter/KOTOR crossover with a plot device from the Buffy Fandom which leads to small crossovers from other fandoms with it .
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,820 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Harry P., Revan
The Transmission of a signal reviews
The Story Of the Hero John Signal.
Fable - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2008