Sunstreaker and Sideswipe find themselves somehow lost in a forest that they don't remember ever going to. Chapter 2: The twins find themselves living in a hole as the sole survivors of a nuclear war. Chapter 3: Prowl signs Sunstreaker and Sideswipe up for Wheeljack's day care service.

Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.

After the Decepticons win, Soundwave finds that both Jazz-and-Prowl and humanity still have a thing or two to teach him.

How the theme song would turn out if the 'bots or 'cons were not even robots but breakfast treats. it's short but funny! ONESHOT

G1. A young leader full of guilt and regrets mourns the passing of a hero and he isn't the only one, just what is a mech to say to all these people? You could always start by thanking them. ONESHOT

I'm replacing Sam with a Female OC. My first Transformers fic. Please read!

Thought I'd dump these on here, since they've been online ages. A series of shorts in the Transformers 2007 movieverse. May be updated randomly.

Story 3: Megatron and Bumblebee. "It had taken some time to train the young 'bot, to keep him from attacking at every opportunity. Megatron smiled, recalling the spray of sparks, the smell of solder, the shriek of pain from the torn vocalizer."

Did you ever wounder how the other bots found bee the last sparkling? Plz read and review this is my first transformers movie fic.

Sequel to Salvation. Sunstorm's landing on Earth was just the beginnning of his story... Semi-Hiatus due to crippling writer's block.

Bumblebee catches Sam and Mikaela doing another pointless-but-fun thing humans do.

A rather pointless story about Sunstorm, Sam and Mikaela, and how the strangest things can happen. Inspired by my own plot bunny, pretty fluffy/WAFFy. Sequel up - 'Refuge'

The forest fight, from Grindor's POV. Grindor survives this one :D. May upload more chapters to see what he'd do during the rest of the movie.

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker like their pranks … but perhaps they weren't always pulling them for the reason everyone thinks. Ratchet/Twins. A gift for Neurquadic.

A fairly short oneshot - Jazz and Prowl's first sparkling is born, but all does not go smoothly. Previously part of Transformers Shorts

07 - Sore throats, nightmares, and the differences between organics and Cybertronians - something is terribly wrong with Sam. To live is to evolve, and shape alone is not enough. Think of it as a mutual learning experience. Bot!Sam Bee/Sam

Sideways and Demolishor get up to prank-call mischeif! Short, but swearingly sweet :D Rated T for language, sexual hints.

Rampage shows Sideways the meaning of beauty, in the Constructicon's own special way. Made for Rampage, who needs more love :3.

Sam risked his life to save the world, and he held the Allspark as it was destroyed. He never considered the consequences such an action would have on him later. Sam/Bumblebee , Mikaela/Barricade *Important Note, Please read!*

Things started changing for Sam after the battle of Giza...

Takes place after Revenge of the Fallen: The military has found a way to make the transformers human. Warnings for rape, torture, & strong language in later chapters. I've only seen the movies, so please be gentle *not slash.* I do not own Transformers.

I decided to do the 28 character challenge and decided to do it on Soundwave, since I knew he'd be difficult to do since you rarely,if ever, see another side to him. Yes, some chapters will tie in together. Thanks to those who have reviewed.

23 very short cross-overs with Transformers. Mainly movieverse, but with some other characters. Have a go at guessing the cross-overs, answers will be up in a day or so.

Character death, slight gore but very little. Will is in shock as he holds his limp daughter in his arms, not realizing what had happened as he continues to talk to her. Drabble, one-shot, complete.

Takes place before, during, and after the two movies. Optimus Prime has some one else fighting on his team: his half-demon foster daughter from Earth.

Whatever happened to the X-box bot? Here is my take on it! I hope you all like fluffy Baby Transformer goodness!

A side one-shot of a prank the Lennox's pull, with a little help, on two very unsuspecting, but very deserving mechs. Loosely related to 'Autobot Pranks'. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.

Optimus and several other Autobots are requested to attend a Sexual Harassment class, but in the end don't really end up learning all that much. Canon pairings, and some hints of Arcee/Sides. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.

Spoilers for ROS and ROTF. Optimus meets Elita after saving Sam. This is something I just randomly thought up a while back. I don't own Transformers.

This is a remix of the movie Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

A unfinished story about a dark future where Megatron kills Sam Witwicky and takes control of the All Spark.

Is that time of year again where the souls of the dead arise to torment the souls of the living...are the Autobots ready for such a time? Only one way to find out...

Self-preservation will drive us to such extremes... ---- StarscreamxMegatron; 1st person, Starscream's POV. Character death.

Animated Sideswipe had always been red, but movie Sideswipe was silver. Why is that? This is one of my theories of what might have happened. AU. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.

I wrote this parody because I was bored and I'm in a mood to write song parodies right now. To the tune of "Hey There Delilah".

Sam was kidnapped and during his escape attempt a familiar scene played out. Now, somehow, Sam has found himself sparking with Optimus to keep them from feezing to death. SLASH. Op/Sam. Smut with some plot. Dedicated to Toki Mirage.

Soundwave sadly forgets that sleep is a thing of the past when you have a cat in the house.

A bored Frenzy is terrifying enough...what happens when his partner gets bored?

Slash. Post-RotF. Sequel to Dreams in answer to another challenge, 'An embarrassing moment'. Ratchet does not feel that just reading his manual was enough for Optimus and Sam to understand sparking, and now he wants to give them a demonstration.

Everyone's favorite Transformers are back for more zany crackiness. Contains a lot of insomnia-induced insanity. Read at your own risk...

Megatron decided to harass Sam through IM's, he didn't expect for Sam to harass back. Pure humor with, maybe, a dash of plot. There will be oocness as I doubt Megatron would actually do this. Slash warning. Co-written with Marmee Noir.

Pleasure, pain, self-loathing... I can’t stop myself, the way I come back to him. Why do I love this so much? - StarscreamxMegatron, told from Starscream's POV. It's angsty and sexual. -...every time you read and don't review, part of my soul dies. :3-

Sam is experiencing the side-effect of one of Ratchet's experiments gone wrong. Now he is having rather vivid dreams of a certain autobot leader, and Mikaela wants a slumber party with the giant robot invited. Slash, one-shot, post-rotf. OP/SW

A tale of how an autobot falls in love with a decepticon pretender amidst the chaos of life. Co Thought of by TransformersFreak01. ADD HER! Rate M for later chapters. Parings: BumblebeeXOC, SideswipeXOC, OCxOC

Two theories on why everyone's favorite movie-verse police cruiser failed to make an appearance in Revenge of the Fallen, because I know we've all been wondering why.

Post-RotF The matrix of leadership had brought Sam back, but at a cost; now Sam’s and Optimus’ destinies are more intertwined than ever before. Optimus/Sam pairing and rating has changed to 'M'.

What if, when Sam fell off the building in Mission City, someone else had caught him? Now a two-shot, due to popular demand - Bumblebee's POV.

Bumblebee is visited by some ghosts of his past while being held captive in the Hoover Dam. Spoilers for "Transformers: The Movie" and "Transformers: The Movie Prequel." Ficlet; Oneshot.

Being the only Decepitcons on Earth makes one an easy target for lurking Autobots if one doesn't blend in real well with the local inhabitants. To bad for Barricade and Frenzy, they blended in a little to well. Perverted themes and jokes, nothing graphic. 07-verse.

Ever since Sideswipe and Jolt met on Earth, they knew they'd be the best of friends...

Barricade never was known for his cooking skills. Blackout makes a note of the fact...

My version of transformers third story? taken place 2 years after The Fallen incident. This time, our robot frind make a super battle suit, to our super humans, Sam and his frind must get trough this adventure to find out the history of Cybertron planet,!

After Motormaster is badly injured in battle, Breakdown waits outside the repair bay. Warning: mentions of an abusive relationship

G1. Vortex spends time in the Autobot brig. One-shot POV ficlet.

Frenzy's bored and restless, but all Barricade wants to do is sleep. How long do you think it'll take for him to get fed up and eject Frenzy through the windshield? Place your bets now!

Blackout is determined to take Scorponok to the vet to get him fixed. As for Scorponok? He's not too keen on the idea...

A collection of Blitzwing and Lugnut centric drabbles. Mild slash.

Dying alone on the battlefield, Brawl gets one last visit from a "friend"...or is he?

Ironhide is forced to become Sam's temporary guardian for 3 days while Ratchet repairs Bumblebee's legs after the Mission city battle. Only thing is...that little pit-spawn rodent is determined to lubricate on him...AGAIN. PLEASE R&R!

A one shot from a challenge. Written at the request of nanthimus--on LJ--back in July, for the following prompt: Bumblebee's trying to figure out this odd ache he gets from watching Mikaela and Sam together. And then acts on it.

It had never crossed Starscream's mind before as to why Megatron had never bothered to kill him despite his treachery, or why he was, coincidentally, the combined colors of Megatron and Optimus Prime. G1. One-shot. Crack-fic.

Crack-fic off of the 'Promise Not to Tell' story line. Bumblebee struggles with 'HIS' secret but he can't help but worry that Wheeljack saw more in the garage than he's letting on. Of course, Wheeljack has problems of his own. One-shot. '07 verse. Mentions of M-preg.

This is what happens when the Autobots play games with Mikaela and Sam. Don't ask...completed.

Frenzy drives Barricade up the wall during their roadtrip from Hell.

Who doesn't enjoy watching Brawl and Bonecrusher fight? Parody of "Twas the Night Before Christmas"

Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.

Nothing is more disturbing than seeing a helpless animal lie dying in the street while everyone remains oblivious towards its suffering. So thinks Blackout.

AU, gen. In the post-apocalyptic world of 2051, the Autobots land. They are alone. The remains of humanity are scattered and marginalized, struggling. There are no leads on the location of the Allspark. And what happens when the Decepticons arrive?

Series of Transformers Snap shot- total randomness and Slash/Het Implied. Human! Transformers warned. First shot- Prowl/Barricade

Sam has to take care of a life-like baby doll for his Life Science class. Unfortunately, the doll turns out to be a demon whose goal is to make sure neither he nor Bumblebee ever get any sleep...

What happens when Bee turns to a human method of trying to cope with his guilt. Warning! Adult themes and dark subject matter. Part of another story that was just too interesting to keep hidden away.

Jazz is not feeling well. Wheeljack tries to help. And oh, how he helps...

Sentinel Prime finds a more entertaining way to pass the time during a mission briefing. Prowl is not amused. IDW, slash, one-shot snippet

Bumblebee and Jazz go on a camping trip with Sam and his friends. Maybe it wasn't a good idea for Bumblebee to read about scary monsters eating people before coming along.

The best part about having a twin brother is that Sideswipe never has to go through life alone.

While in the medbay with Bumblebee, Jazz comes across a list of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's top ten excuses for getting in accidents and in trouble with the law.

Ever since he was a sparkling, Bumblebee has put all his trust in one mech in particular: Jazz.

Rank comes with certain privileges... privileges that have a habit of interfering with Prowl's work. Sentinel Prime x Prowl, slash, IDW one-shot.

Done for a song meme on TF2007fun over at LJ. Chapter 5. Just three this time around. All Sam oriented.

Getting lost in Canada provides many a chance to annoy Bonecrusher.

An innocent question turns into an all-out brawl between Sunstreaker and Sideswipe.

Jazz inquires the twins about their latest prank.

A series of movie-verse crack-fics inspired by my and my sister's bizarre thought-processes.

Sometimes when Jazz is upset, only Bumblebee knows how to listen.

What happens when Jazz catches Prowl hitting on a girl?

Some random one shots, First up, That's not funny Bee.

Sam's parents get suspicious. Then they get more suspicious. Then they get a shocker. SamBumblebee *NOW with PART 2!*

Post 2007 movie. A new threat to all Transformers has arisen. Ironhide/Ratchet centric. Final chapter up.

Three gestalt commanders bond in a brig over energon and irritating teammates. One shot scene snippet.

The Transformers face their scariest foes yet: crazed fangirls.

Skydive is a phenomenal technical flier... and Wildrider can't stand it. Vaguely slashy, one shot

Optimus Prime and Elita-One go on a date.

Sunstreaker becomes upset after being rejected and needs some comforting.

Blackout, Barricade, Scorponok and Bonecrusher get drunk. Such happy-fun drunks they are!

Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, and Blurr play with an electric mousetrap that they stole from Wheeljack.

Ever wonder what Frenzy does in his spare time? Well apparently he writes it all in a diary.

What happens when Frenzy drinks 27 energy drinks?

A Transformers Movieverse tribute to an all-time Karaoke favorite... with a little twist. This is a one-shot that evolved. What's up with Ironhide? How does Optimus handle it when it gets out of hand? Rated M for suggestive content.

Frenzy falls asleep and Barricade notices how cute he is.

Bonecrusher is angry. Brawl is stupid and can't take a hint. Pain results.

Jazz and Bumblebee trick Optimus Prime into saying a bad word.

Bumblebee can't sleep, so Ratchet allows him to sleep in his room, unfortunately at the sacrifice of his own sleep.

After being left home alone, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe decide to watch some scary movies, and then become scared themselves.

This short ficlet was inspired by the Transformers 2007 Movie Random Pairing Generator. Ironhide / Ratchet / Picnic

Loyal servant, sadistic monster... The enigmatic creature known only as Blackout. A series of introspective shorts featuring those who knew him best, and those who hated him the most.

Oneshot crack!fic, spawned by the random pairing generator. Prompt: Blackout/Optimus Prime/addiction. There was some things a Prime just couldn't tell his subordinates...

Bluestreak discovers what a Niseag is. Sorry, I'm awful at summaries.

2007movie. Starscream sets out to teach Blackout a lesson, but the lesson Blackout learns is not the one Starscream meant. Oneshot Blackout POV fic, set during the prequel novel.

The Twins get their hands on one of the most evil songs ever and Ratchet suffers.

Slingshot gets left at base while the rest of the Aerialbots fight, and he's not happy about it. Oneshot drabblet.

Another injury, another growl and slap to the head from Ratchet ... except this time his fingers lingered longer and his optics dimmed a little more than usual. It was now or never. IronhidexRatchet. Movieverse. One-shot.

Skyfire has doubts about the Autobot cause, and Wheeljack lends an audio. Oneshot, G1.

Slingshot's view of the Autobots is a less than happy one. Oneshot.

He broke the mask off shattering all his walls, revealing him … and now he belongs to him. OptimusXMegatron. G1. Oneshot.

2007movie drabblet. Seven Decepticons, one little ship. Blackout leers, Brawl argues, Bonecrusher snaps, Starscream sulks, and Barricade eggs them all on.

Bumblebee is captured by the Decepticons, Bonecrusher looses his temper twice and Blackout makes fun of everyone. Warning: Sadism, implied torture, and Blackout's gutter humor

G1. Megatron muses on his Air Commander. Slashy, oneshot

Blackout indulges in a bit of self pity, and Scorponok indulges his curiousity about Blackout's new rotors. Premovie, Earth

A world of doubt and pain hide behind Jazz's carefree mask. Drabblet, one shot, slash

Alone and grieving, Barricade plots revenge against the Autobots and their human allies...

When the guilt and stress become too much for Prowl, it's Jazz's job to keep him going. G1

Skorponok gets a bath and remembers how he met Blackout

In the wake of Mission City, Skorponok comes back online to find his world forever changed...

Come and see the transformers as they go through . . . Fear factor!