hey all!!

name:Juvena Crystal

Age:17

about me:single mum of a two yr old..if ya wanna know the story, pm me.

hair:red

eyes:blue

fav.books:twilight saga, harry potter(all), the sisterhood of travelling pants

fav.movies: harry potter(all), twilight, new moon, the clique

hobby:reading

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.(EMO IS A TYPE OF 80'S MUSIC)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.(only in the house)
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser(kinda.i think they're stuck-up)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy(who doesn't)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.(lollzzz)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion(yup)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile

R.I.P.- Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotten.

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you miss Fred Weasley from Harry Potter, put this in your profile

If you are a die hard, no hope for cure Harry Potter fan, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Severus Snape was one of the bravest men in the entire HP series copy/paste this onto your profile

If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that you had Lucuis Malfoy’s hair, copy and paste this into your profile

(please note I did not create the following, I'm not that creative)

In Remembrance:

In Remembrance to Severus Snape,

A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,

Who fought bravely to the very end,

And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,

And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,

With many jokes,

He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,

Who was more free and full of love,

Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,

The last real Marauder,

Who was not just a wonderful father,

An incredible husband and a brave hero,

As well as an awesome warewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,

Who died for the greater good,

And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,

Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,

Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,

But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,

Whose past and wisdom confused us,

Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,

But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,

Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,

She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,

Who we really didn't know too well,

But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,

So he must've done something good...

Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,

Harry's first real friend,

Who lived and died soaring.

Name: Cassandra Taylor

Sisters:Alicia, Mellisa, Eunice, Jade

Brothers: Dylan, Andrew

Eye Colour: Green

Height 5"8

What are you wearing right now? umm...black shorts and a white tanktop

Where do you live? Asia

Favorite Drink? Coke

Favorite month? July

Favorite breakfast? Food

--Have You Ever--

Loved someone so much it made you cry? YES

Ever broken a bone? no

Been in a police car? Yes

Been on a plane? Yes

Felt like you wanna cry and have no freaking idea why? Yes

Been in a hot tub? Yes

Swam in the ocean? No

Fallen asleep in school? No

Broken someone's heart?No

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call?Yeah

Saved e-mails? Once

Been cheated on? Yup. many times

--What is--

Your room like? Black and Red...

The last thing you ate? Fish & Chips

--Ever Had--

Chicken pox? Yes

Sour throat? Yes

Broken nose? No

--Do You--

Believe in love at first sight?Yup

Like picnics? YUp

Like school?No

--Questions--

Who was the last person you IM-ed? Bradley

Who makes you smile?My kid.

--Who--

Did you last yell at? My dog/ lenny

Do you like filling these out? Its fun!

Do you wear contact lenses or glasses? Contacts and glasses

Do you like yourself? DUH

--Final Questions--

What are you listening to right now?Airplanes-B.O.B ft Hayley Williams

What did you do today? EAT,SLEEP,COMPUTER

Good singer? KINDA

Diamond or pearl? BOTH

Are you the oldest?YUP

Indoors or outdoors?OUTDOORS

--Today did you--

Talk to some one you liked? YEAH

Get sick? NO

Sing? YUP

Talked to an ex? NO

Miss someone? YES

--Last person who--

Was in your bed?MY KID JAZZ

You talked to on the phone? MY MUM

Made you cry? JAZZ'S DAD

You went to the mall with? JAZZ,MUM,ALICIA

--have you ever--

Been to Mexico? NO

Been to Canada? NO

Been to Africa? NO

Been to Korea? YES

--Random--

Do you have a crush on someone? NO

Best feeling in the world? GIVING BIRTH(JKJKJKJK) FALLING IN LOVE I GUESS

Future kids names? WELL I HAVE JAZZ. MAYBE CHLOE,KIMBERLY,DARRELL,BRANDON

What's under your bed?SOCKS,CONDOMS

Favorite sport to watch? SOCCER

Favorite location? HOME

Who do you really hate? JAZZ'S DAD(THE FCKER GOT ME PREGGERS THEN LEFT ME!!)

Ever liked someone you knew you didn't have a chance with? YES(MY SENIOR)

Are you lonely right now? KINDA(JAZZ IS At MUMS)

List your favorite HP characters in a random order from 1-12.

1. harry

2. remus

3. Luna

4. charlie

5. snape

6. Hermione

7. Sirius

8. tom riddle/ voldymort

9. Fred

10. George

11. tonks

12. lucius

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Hermione/ Tonks. hmm...no

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot? charlie? hmm...the guy is smexy! ;)

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Tom riddle/ Lucius?! EWwww...

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any? fred?well...i read a lot bout him! dunno if there any good ones

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?Remus/Hermione. yeah...i can see that...but remus should be with tonks! :)

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? OKAY... plain wrong!

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?Sirius walking in on Remus and Lucius? ok...Our dear little padfoot might have a heartattack!

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.luna/ george. ok my first summary.

They both lost someone in the war. Can they Piece up each others hearts? Luna Lovegood stumbles across George after the war. he looks different. Can she find out what's wrong and maybe open up to the demons of her heart?

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? Yeah! Harry and voldy? seem many

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Sirius/Lucius. After the war Lucius has changed. Can our favourite Mauderer help him?

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? EWW

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Sirius? yeah some! mostly with remus though

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? I...EW

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Tonks? Well one can draw pretty good

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? um...REmus/Snape/ hermoine? i dunno...but can't say haven't read it ;)

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Brillant!

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?Voldy? sumthing bout being misunderstood i guess

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Super Lemon Ahead!but i just can't see harry with hermione though

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Eww... Maybe George would say: How's the moon, moony? ;) REmus: Fine! *growls*

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?Snape? just now! which was 12 minutes ago!

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink? she's wild in bed! ;D

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Tonks/ Fred? maybe...;)drunk most def

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top? sirius/luna. i dunno///maybe luna

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? sirius/hermoine. awesome!~