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 fav color:blue and green and black and red hair:black with gold highlights eyes:black or dark brown relationship status:NONE OF YO BUSINESS phone #:(858)456-NONE OF YOUR FING BEESWAX godly parent:Hemes do i swear? : yes,yes i do swear (hope i dont get angry or else you might want to run)XP fav music:owl city black eyed peas jason mraz If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzyfav Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 lemonpop97 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye xXthe shadow huntressxX au young half blood love If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile. If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile If you think Bella is out of her mind for considering Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile. 90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!! 93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile. If you, like, say, like, 'like', like, a million times a like, sentence, then like, copy this into your profile. If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile. can you blveiee tihs? Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh i awlyas kenw i was strnage. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you know Bella is addicted to vampire Edward and would like to become one for him, post this onto your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimeKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, pirateswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Nazgul Queen, Admiral Norrington, iamanundeadmonkey, LoveSquaredTichan, icestar14, ServantofSauron, Thranduils.Heart.And.Soul, Legolas Thranduilion. lemonpop97 if you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vice versa copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door (or wall!), copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think the Coca Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much?" A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME! LET’S DO IT AGAIN!! If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?black/dark brown hair with any shade of brown eyes 95 OF TEENS WOULD SCREAM AND CRY IF THEY SAW ZAC EFRON AND THE JONAS BROTHERS ABOUT TO JUMP OF THE TOP OF A SKYSCRAPER. COPY AND PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE PART OF THE 5 THAT WOULD SIT THERE WITH A BUCKET OF POPCORN AND SCREAM "DO A FLIP!" If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you're a person who is longing for an adventure like the ones you read in books, copy and paste this to your profile. If songs get stuck in your head so constantly that you know the words them copy and paste this to your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. Unique Girl I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man burried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded... 95 of people would panic if the Jonas brothers stood on the roof of a 3 story building and said they were about to jump. If you are one of the 5 who who get all of your friends, some popcorn, and a soda and scream "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy this. If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away from them and you'll have their shoes. Flying is not dangerous. Crashing is dangerous. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. A tree only hits an automobile in self-defence. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. When your life shatters into a million pieces, pick up the pieces, grab some glue, and make a new one. As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. A wise man once said, "I don't know - go ask a woman. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them. When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the heck you did it. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? Help I've fallen and I can't...hey, nice carpet Some people are like slinkies. The seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Don't fall for someone unless they are willing to catch you. Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. There are four things you cannot recover in life: The stone after it is thrown, the word after it is said, the occasion after it is missed, and time after it is gone. Learn from yesterday. Live for today. Hope for tomorrow. Living your life is more important than making a living. A white man said, "Colored people are not all owed here. "The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " 90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump b! 95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!! 98 of people under 25 surround their minds with rap music. 98 percent have never read manga. If you are part of the 2 percent that are., copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will and are proud of it copy and paste this to your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 of American/Canadian teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, One Crystal Rose, Huskylover94, Darkfang323, SandPrincess09,peaceout470 If you have ever had someone say "you could so be bella" copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends are always telling you to shut up, but you don't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your friends are considering torturing you to shut up about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. Oh Yeah! If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever been in an awkward situation before paste this. If you've ever fallen flat on you're face in public paste this. If you've ever fallen on your but in public paste this. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever thought: why am I'm listening to this person? Copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get annoyed by people who constantly say 'like', copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever completely forgotten what you were going to say, and then get told "it can't of been very important then" when you know it was IMPORTANT, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your completely un-photogenic, even though your not normally that hideous, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever said something, at exactly the same time as someone else, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a room and forgotten what you came for, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever spent too much time of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you read New Moon and wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever tripped over air copy and paste this into your profile If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead... You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile. Just because we eat animals doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect., copy this into your profile! If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile. If you read this, copy this into your profile. 98 of kids would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are 1 of the 2 that would laugh their heads off at the others. 98 of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile If Phineas and Ferb is the only good cartoon out there these days, copy this into your profile If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever had a random crush on a cartoon character, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. WARNING: DO NOT follow in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff. If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Seriously? It's just a glass of water!" All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. The trouble with life, is there's no background music. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! But boys are like wine; They need to have the mess kicked out of them and be left to mature for a while before they become something you are able to have a meal with. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. A best friend A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FOR THE GIRLZ Guy: Where have you been all my life? Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Guy: Is this seat empty? Guy: Your place or mine? Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Guy: Your body is like a temple. Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you. Guy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Guy: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: Can I buy you a drink? Man: How did you get to be so beautiful? Man: Your face must turn a few heads. Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. Man: I think I could make you very happy. Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Man: Can I have your name? Man: want to see a movie? Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. At An Amusement Park Wow, Ways to annoy ppl in public bathrooms: VERY INTERESTING STUFF Here's a joke... there are 3 men who need to get across a lake... the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across... he gets big muscles and swims across... but almost dies 5 times... the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across... he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across... but he almost dies 3 times... the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains... he turns into a woman... walks 4 yards... and crosses the bridge More funny things i found :D These aren't mine by the way XD Even more stuff that made me think and laugh at the same time :D Ways to Annoy people at the cinema: Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" When she walks away from you mad, follow her Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone. I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun! “Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.” “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.” Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that. Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Don’t follow me, I’m lost too. This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER. So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun. When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren't the good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’? Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa Life sucks and then you die. Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it? “When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade” Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick. Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" I smile because I have no idea what’s going on! Life was so simple when boys had cooties I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don’t obsess! I think intensely. Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust? Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later. One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Stupid shiny Volvo owner. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. “When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.” “Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” “Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else” “Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.” “I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.” “What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.” A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.” “He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.” “If you know me, chances are you hate me.” Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you. Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them. Set sail in a general that way direction. It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later. Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face? All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go. Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it I'm a part of the ANTI HADES HATERS club, copy and paste on to your profile, add your name to the list SweetyamiyugigirlHappyfish lemonpop97 and tell DaughterofPoseidon32498 that you did! GO HADES!! Girl #1- I love Greek Mythology Girl #2- I hate mythology Girl #1- Do you like to learn? Girl #2- Not really Girl #1- Do you like school? Girl #2- No. Girl #1- Do you like to read? Girl #2- Yes Girl #1- Congrates your one step above moron, two steps above dumass and one step below ideot. But your a hundred miles from smart and a thousend light years from genus. I hate when people say Hades is the devil! If you actully read Greek Myths he is the god of death meaning good and bad people go to him when they die. He is not evil, he is strict but fair. "But he kidnapped Persephone." Well if you were surrounded by the dead all the time wouldnt you want someone to love and one of the most beutiful people to lighten up the place. The underworld probably got lonly and a three headed dog and the dead are not that great of coversaion holder The Top Eleven Things Everyone Should Know About Twilight: 1. Werewolves are only immortal as long as they want to be. Yeah. Kind of strange. Apparently it has to do with how often they choose to become wolves. Of course, these are quite strange werewolves who don’t follow the moon. 2. Vampires sparkle in the sun. Really. And no one ever laughs at them when they do this. Then again, they only ever show this to lovestruck teenage girls. 3. In a werewolf/vampire/human threesome, the human has to be in the middle so the freezing vampire and burning werewolf balance each other out. Or something like that. 4. It is not at all creepy to make an unborn baby your soulmate nor is it creepy to raise your soulmate from infancy as its father/brother and then become its lover. 5. Author Stephanie Meyer is apparently a big supporter of the rights of demon babies. 6. Wanting to literally eat your girlfriend is romantic, not deeply disturbing. 7. Jeopardizing a fragile treaty between two very dangerous, deadly groups because you can’t control your hormones is endearing, not painfully stupid. 8. When you’re friends with vampires and werewolves, you no longer are required to care about your human friends and family. 9. . When a guy you have been dating for a few months abruptly leaves and never plans on coming back and you take to cliff diving to hear his voice, you are in no way crazy nor should you look into therapy. 10. You should never, ever let Bella and Edward name anything. Ever. 11. TELLING a group of vampires that want to kill your baby that she is half human will do nothing. Finding someone who claims that they are half-human solves everything. They’ll even kill that vampire that’s out to get you for you. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, Anya Urameshi, MyObsessionIsGaara, shintas1st, DMHPluv, theGiantSquidrocks,nejitenfanforeversbrother,lemonpop97 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, CloudyAlore,nejitenfanforeversbrother,lemonpop97 My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE On with it! Do those poems make you sad? They sure make me sad. If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile. (that would be me talking to my girlfriend) If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are in, or were in middle school and hated it, copy and past this into your profile. If you stay up late at night reading a book or reading fanfics, copy and past this into your profile. IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed) If you are crazied and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. I do. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF! 95 percent of teenagers don't like to read, if you are part of the 5 who does, copy & paste this on your profile. Add your name. Dragons of Egypt. Twila Starla. AIT98. Minerva's Cat. lancelotguineverefan., nejitenfanforeversbrother,lemonpop97 Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, Twila Starla, AIT98. Minerva's Cat. lancelotguineverefan,lemonpop97 If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. 5 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your profile. If you think that writer's block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If your family has given up trying to understand your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! Things to do at Wal-Mart: 1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 8 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. Carefully place a slice of pumpkin pie in one of the urinals 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you constantly need a new bookshelf in your room, copy this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull add this to your profile. If you have not ever kissed a boy add this to your profile. If you wouldn't want to walk through walls like a ghost due to technical problems add this to your profile! If you have read a book then cried because the series was over after that book add this to your profile! If you couldn't stop thinking about a book add this to your profile. If you're on team Tyler's van add this to your profile. If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you always have your daydreams to keep you company and talk to, copy this onto your profile If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all your cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this to your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile. If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile . If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a FanFiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile. If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile. Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!! If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile If it drives you insane when you someone asks a question and you answer it and they say why and so you answer that and then they say why again and you answer that one and it goes on and on until you can’t answer anything anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile. If you proudly show off all your battle wounds (AKA, the scar you got from tripping on the sidewalk, bruise from a hockey, etc.), put this in your profile. If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, ClloudyAlore, My Name is Maxx, believeinthegods, percabethatw, Percabeth616,lemonpop97, If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you are someone who begs to differ from the crowd, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (good times dora good times) You really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile. If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. If you only read PJO fan fiction stories if the summary says PERCABETH, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.(I literally live in that little world and only come to this one to visit) If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. (Cool? Hahahahahahahaha!) 90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (Duh. How many people haven't? Oops, I did it again.) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (OMG! It speaks the truth!) If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (NOWRIGHTNOW!) If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever done something without even realizing it until you've done it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have used a word over and over again so much that you may consider using it as your catchphrase, copy and paste this to your profile. (Meow! But I'm a hedgehog, not a cat...) Sometimes you sit in your/a room and stare at something for at least an hour and then you snap out of your trance and decide to do something, if this is true then copy and pase this to your profile. If you believe in the DREADED TAILS DOLL, copy and paste this! (It may come for you!) 98 percent of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. (My space is right here, next to your space.) If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you read this, copy this into your profile. (I can read it! Can you?) 90 percent of teens will want to try a drug between the ages of 13-19. If you are one of the 10 percent that would rather lose a limb before taking drugs, copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst into laughter about something not really funny, copy this into your profile. If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of kids would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are one of the 2 percent that would laugh their heads off at the others. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. (Hey! Of all the nerve! I know, we're not part of her, we're just stuck in her head. Technically, that still means when I talk to you girls, I talk to myself. Now hush.) Paste this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, survived, or who died of a heart attack or heart disease. Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (Or do it later.) If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (Stupid air.) People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this to your profile. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. (I rule the household, but I'd like to try my hand at the world. Yes! and all the men would have to do the laundry!! Freak. Took the words right out of my mouth. Shadow, put the laser sword down. I was JOKING.) If you have ever been about to say something, and then said something completly different, copy this to your profile. If you can easily be described as 'airheaded' or 'a space case', copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who sees the future, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate Valentine's Day, copy and paste this into your profile!! (Love? Who came up with that idea? You did. There are times when I hate myself.) Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. (Rap is what you do with presents.) If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it longer! If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utterly worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile. If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile. (Nico: I hate Friday the thirteenth. Did you really have to throw a chair at me? Look, I don't remember a thing, but I said I was sorry! It healed, anyways.) Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile! (DON'T QUESTION MY INSANITY! Nico: She's lost it. Someone get the water jug.) If you think that muffins may rule the world some day, copy and paste this into your profile! (Muffins: Today, the oven! Tomorrow, the world! GET OFF MY COMPUTER!) Gasp! Finally, an area of my profile my copy/paste things haven't taken over! WOO! Nico: Stop jumping up and down, freak. You're one to talk, Mr.Death Lover. Nico: I'm not a Death loving person. I'm just different. And better. Sure, Mr. I am (full of me)... Nico: I'm not full of myself, you're just inferior. (Groan) Do other people have this much trouble with their muses? Nico: Yup. Better get used to it, 'cause I'm here to stay. I sense a migraine in my future... Message from the Author: Hey! If you're going to read a story, please review it! Otherwise, the author isn't going to know if you liked it! Nico: You should follow your own advice. ...At least I'm trying! FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb tird?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. Best Friends: Laugh at you and see if they can find any red stuff to dump on you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "CRAP!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue in excange for your iPod." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... and have a book full of odd pictures of you FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'm home." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this CRAP! If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (Cheese. That's what she used to say. Now she says that cheese isn't random anymore, so she talks about random things that don't make sense. What's wrong with her?) If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (PJO! PJO! PJO!) If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (I argue with myself too much. Nico: No, you argue with me too much. Same thing. Nico: Is not. I'm not going to win this arguement, am I? Nico: Nope. Darn it.) If you've read the Twilight series but think all of your friends are NUTS for going nuts over it copy and paste this on your profile. (Seriously, what's with them? Are they crazy or something?) If you joined the Dark Side because we have cookies, copy and paste this into your profile. (Nico: There isn't a lot I won't do for cookies, if it take you to the underworld to killing you I still will don't it.. I noticed. Hello, sugar rush!) If you joined the dark side when they promised cookies and they didn't give you them and the first thing you say is 'ahhh come on to join but were are my cookies' copy and paste this to your profile! If you came to the darkside and they didn't give you cookies would a thing that pops into your head is 'dang I should of made them swear of the river sinx' copy and paste this to your profile! If you dream in color, copy this into your profile. (I dream when I'm awake more than when I'm asleep. And I always dream in color, unless I dream about being stuck in a black and white movie.) If you have recently realized that there are really super hero's among us RAISE YOUR HAND!! I mean copy and paste this onto your profile. (Who hasn't?) If your saw the Eragon movie and you think that FOX should NOT be allowed to make Eldest, copy this onto your profile. (Awful. They totally spoiled it.) If you measure the distance between destinations in hours, copy this onto your profile. (Ninety-nine hours until I get home on the wall, ninety-nine hours till home...) If you believe that, in another dimension, Johnny Depp actually is Captain Jack Sparrow, copy this onto your profile. (I can hear him now: "I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt...") If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate day, copy this onto your profile. (Arr, who hasn't?) Put this on your profile if you didn't know that the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. (They do? Really? Nico: Don't look at me, I never even heard of those songs.) A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" questions and have a long conversation about it. A true friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy this onto your profile. (She's random, she's silly, she can be mean, but she's my friend.) "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy this onto your profile if you never knew sexy was gone. (Nico: It never left. I wouldn't be talk you weren't paying much atention for the last 70 years.) If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this onto your profile. (Really stupid thing to do, isn't it?) If your have ever run up a down escalator, copy this onto your profile. (Just to try it...) If you don't think that Orlando Bloom is God's gift to women, copy this onto your profile. (Orlando Bloom? Wasn't he the guy who played Legolas?) If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy this onto your profile. ("We are the muses goddess of the arts and proclaimers of heroes...heroes like hercules! honey you mean hunkules...man I wish I could make some sweet music with...Our story actually begins eons ago."-hercules) If several inanimate objects hate you, copy this onto your profile. (My bedroom door, lights, wood, tables, trees [they move into my path! I am not joking they do!!!] definately. Forunately, my computer likes me.) If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy this onto your profile. (Once again, really stupid thing to do.) I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. (The only sane people are the insane ones.) If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. (Um, let's see... Mythology, Evil butterfly stabbing unicorns, Disney, Stickers, pokemon, go fish, and fireworks.) If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. (There are times when I hate my wii.) If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (Heh. Daydreaming.) If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile. (How dare I put this in my profile! That is so not true! Wait...) If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. (I'm trying to me, not who they think I should be.) Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, dablackfox101, mushroomcloudslooklikebroccoli, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Wolf Pyralis, Rabid Rabbit's Rampage, BloodySalvation, Sonicalia, metal.lamp-silvertongue, Kaity Chameleon,WeaselChick, The All Real Numbers Symbol, Leader S, LightDarkandChaos,Percabeth616,lemonpop97 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, Metroid-is-cool, The All Real Numbers Symbol, LightDarkandChaos,Percabeth616,lemonpop97 If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, Klc, why me why not you, Gaara the Eternal, cats-rock-and-so-does-cheese,karen1011, Roseintheshadows7, LightDarkandChaos,Percabeth616,lemonpop97 CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list KaidaThorn, Gingerstar14, Pink Kitty Cat, Snowfeather, Cloudstar11, HiddenMusic (how dare I be allergic to them!), catatheart(I LOVE MY CAT!), Wildstalker13,Jadeclaw(why won't my parents let me have one!), LightDarkandChaos (Love my kitty!),Percabeth616 (my kitty's evil but I love her),lemonpop97 If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. (C and A. I plan to make their afterlives an unliving h-e-double hockeysticks.) If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile. (Shiny!) Marth's story Why do they call me gay? I fell in love with a wonderful girl when my life wasn't a war. Her name was Sheeda, and she was so beautiful. I loved her very much, and I think she loved me back. But then, she was killed, her last word was my name. I cried until my eyes ran dry. My sister and I were both in danger, she knew she was going to die, but she didn't tell me. She simply gave me her tiara and said to remeber her. And then she left me like Sheeda did. I wear it to remind myself of her, and I don't cut my hair as a sign of remeberance. Yet even though I try to be a good man, everyone laughs at me. They tease me for my sister's crown. They call me gay, or tease me for my name by calling me "Martha". They treat me like a freak because they don't know my past. Did I do something wrong? Did I make them mad? If I did, I'm sorry. I'm sorry my hair isn't short like other boys. I'm sorry that I'm sensitive because I don't want to turn bitter. I'm sorry that I have my own identity, and that It's not good enough for you. I'm sorry. Lucas' story Why do they call me a wuss? I was brave, until my mother, who died and left my brother and I to fend for oursleves. Animals were my only comfort. One of my best friends was a dog named Boney. My life went up in flames when I was forced to kill the only person that I loved and cared about me. I had to kill my own brother to save everyone. So now no one that I loved is left besides the creatures that cared about me. Even though I try to be stronger, everyone hates me. They tease me for the day I was with Ness, My only other friend. When Wario came and took him. I was scared and worried, and didn't know what to do. I ran so I wouldn't have to see Ness leave me Like my Mother and Brother. But now everyone calls me a wuss. They call me a horrible word that I don't want to ever let come from my mouth. They call me it because I don't want to fight. Was I being a bad person? Was there anything else I could do? If there was, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that no one taught me to be brave. I'm sorry no one loved me. I'm sorry that the only thing I could do was run away. I'm sorry that no one could help me to be the person you want me to be. I'm sorry. Roy's story Why do they call me a clone? I can't control what I do in a game. I'm not the one who wanted to have it be this way. I didn't want it like this! If I had it how I wanted, no one would be hurt! The planet would never have fighting! Peace would be the only thing to spread! And I could be who I want to! I wouldn't be forgotten. I wouldn't be a copy. I wouldn't be someone's puppet. When I was somewhat cared about, was I not good enough? When I was in a Super smash bros game, was I not doing my best? If I wasn't I'm sorry. I'm sorry I don't get a say in anything I do. I'm sorry I'm just a play-thing to you. I'm sorry I can't have one unique thing about me to please you. I'm sorry Meta knight's story Why do they call me cold? I used to open and friendly had a friend who treated me like a living being with feelings and a heart. His Name was Jerca, and he saw something in me. He cared about me and he felt like a brother to me. We were both in the army, and fought side by side. But then, when true danger struck across our homeland, he was captured and I was left to feel like I was the cause of his death. But then, he came back, and I was overly joyful. . .until I saw that our enemy had turned him into a monster. I couldn't stand to see him like this. I had to do the one thing that I swore I never wanted to do. In no time, my sword had gone through his chest. He gained some sense and while his heart pumped just a few more beats, he put something in my trembling glove. A locket, when I opened it, it was a picture of a baby. He breathed out that it was his son, his love for the baby was what set him free of the curse. Then he died. I didn't want that to ever happen to anyone I knew or cared about ever again. So I decided not to love anymore. I don't want to be left hurting like that again. Does that make me cold-hearted? Does that mean you think I'm being mean? If it does, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you didn't know that when no one's around, I cry like a baby, wishing someone would hold me. I'm sorry I was never shown not to feel this way. I'm sorry that you don't understand, and that you don't look at me like Jerca did. I'm sorry. Bowser's story Why? They call me evil. Samus's Story Why do people just play as me for my looks? Half of you didn't know I was a girl before brawl. And I forgive most of you. But not the ones who pair me up with EVERY. SINGLE. GUY. I love the stories you write. I'm just not that interested in guys. I don't want to be "the girl with the big chest". I want to be an example: No matter how much damage you take, You gotta keep on goin'. They also say that I'm a . I got news for you, I havn't had it easy. I was orphaned when I was 3. An evil dragon that killed my parents is coming for me next. I was raised by the Chozo, but they died out too. Excuse me if I'm upset sometimes, excuse me if I burst out every now and then excuse me for being cautious with who I meet I try to be nice as best I can I'm sorry for how I look I'm sorry for how I might act I got news for you I didn't get so many choices... Peach's story Why do they call me stupid? I have the brains, I have been ruling my kingdom for years. You call me stupid and yet you don't know a lot about me I've been an orphaned child since I was a baby and yet I managed to lead my people. Does that make me stupid and ditzy without a care for anyone's feelings? I've been the only human in my kingdom for many years Being the only one makes you feel lonely. I'm not stupid enough to not know what feelings are. It's not my fault I was born with this hair colour and I like this dress. That's the way I am That's my identity I'm not some slut that goes for boys. I'm a princess and that's what I have been born to. I'm sorry I don't like violence and don't defend myself when Bowser attacks I'm sorry that I care for my people and I am willing to risk my freedom for them. I'm sorry that you hate me and think I'm stupid for falling for a plumber I'm sorry that I'm polite and friendly to everyone despite their natures I'm sorry Ike’s Story Why do they call me stupid? It isn’t like I have a choice What I say is what I have to Who cares if I say “I fight for my friends?” Everyone needs something to fight for Or they fade until they can’t remember What they wanted when it started, what their dreams were Why do they portray me as a brute who thinks with his fists? I’m not obsessed with chicken, how do these rumours start? I don’t mind your stories, but you pair me with everyone from Zelda to Pit I never was a jerk, I never fell in love Is that enough to make me a fool? If it is, I’m sorry for being slow on the field I’m sorry for how I act, I’m sorry for what I say I’m sorry for not being what you wanted I’m sorry. A girl walks up to a boy in a laughing group of cool kids and pulls him aside. "Why do you hang out with them?" she asked. "Because they're my friends," he said. "Why do they make fun of each other?" she asked "because there's no one else around to make fun of," he said. "Why do you force your smile?" she asked. "Because it's not funny," he said. "Why do they insult everyone?" she asked. "Because they like to see them cry," he said. "Why do they like that?" She asked "Because they decide who the soft people are," he said. "Why do you hang out with them?" she asked again. "Because I don’t want to be with the soft," he said "Do they still insult you?" she asked. "Yes," he said. "Do you stand through it?" she asked. "Yes," he said. "Do you think the soft are nice?" she asked. "Yes," he said. "Be friends with them and have a trustful, loving, friendly relationship." She said and started to walk away. "Who are you?" he asked. "Self realization." If at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(I always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253 "God! I hate when people speak in other languages because I can't understand them," "Yea me to," "I mean really I can only speak one language," "Oh really?! Which language?" "Wow" I'm not supposed to love you. I'm not supposed to care. I'm not supposed to live my life wishing you were there. I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do. I'm sorry I can't help it cause I'm in love with you. Copy and past this if you had your heart broken. Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' OH NO WE'RE GUNNA DIE BY PEPPER SHAKERS WITH WHISKS AND PLUNGERS FOR FOR HANDS!!~wtf Attention!!! It has come to light that an author named Lord Kelvin is deleting accounts just because they have bad grammar! “Unleash your imagination” It says it all right there, we should be allowed to write what we want! If you agree with this put this on your profile and spread the word, Lord Kelvin needs to be stopped! HELP STOP LORD K ANYWAY YOU CAN THE MORE PEOPLE INVOLVED THE QUICKER WE CAN STOP HIM! here were 3 girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday |
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