Prince Tino was born a sickly child, destined to die. When he falls in love with the stable boy and his best friend Berwald, things could not be better. The two decide to Elope into the night-but something goes terribly wrong as fate tries to tear them apart! Rated M for reasons.

England tries to jinx France, but fails and Gender-Bends several nations. What madness will happen? Sequel to 'It's a small world after all'. Warning: AU, OOC-ness, pervy-ness, crack, references like the title , and whatever else gets thrown in.

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Twilight tortures Characters in hilarous ways from many series in a spin off to Jayfeather talk. You can suggest tortures by reviewing! WE ARE RESTARTING!

But while the matter was definitely one of great importance, he had hoped that Finland would at least take a moment to stop by and wish him well. Sweden/Finland.