How do I look:

Hieght: 5'8'

Age: you will never know

Weight: my weight

Hair Color: brown

Eye Color: hazel

Dislikes: justin bieber, dogs barking, and my ex boyfriend

Likes: harry styles,my animals,italy from hetalia, singing, and dancing

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Hetalia characters:

01.)Italy 02.)Russia 03.)Canada 04.)England 05.)Germany 06.)France 07.)America 08.)Hungary 09.)Romano 10.)Japan 11.)China 12.)Prussia

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No...

02.) Do you think Four is hot?

no

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

um.. prussia would die by frying pan!

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Delishish Tomato song (do songs count?)

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hell to the NO

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Germany/Romano or Germany/Japan?!

germany and romano might work possiblly...not

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

America was walking to the kitchen for a hamburger when he walked in on Russia and Prussia doing the unmentionable.

America: Uhh...

Russia: Koldokoldokoldokoldo

Prussia: um... suprise... go away now

WTFH!?!?!????!!!!

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

lots of silence, canada scoots closer, Japan leans in and... it cuts off

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

None that I no of.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

america and prussia? hum... absolutly no idea

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

um...no comment (Italy is mine koldokoldokoldo)

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

I don't think so...

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I dun know.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Belarus? yah suer

14.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Russia/England/Germany!? no.

15.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Japan: (wisper)...wow amazing,

16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hungary... hum... i dont know

17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Italy/France/Prussia... WARNING: Contains rape and bondage of small children, run.

18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

I will forever be your slave Mother Russia

19.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

not good with the reading fanfics

20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

he has no sexual secrets

21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Would china ever shag Romano!? I imagin not ever, drunk or sober

22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

arcording to the map, canada, but his big brother would be overpowering

23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Six and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write this.

Italy and Romano are in a happy relationship until Romano suddenly runs off with England. Italy, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with China and a brief unhappy affair with Prussia, then follows the wise advice of France and finds true love with Canada

Crack, crackedy crack A brothers's Love

24.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Wouldn't work very well

Interesting Fact

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

My little fortuneteller

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

Harry Styles

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

Blue

3. Your first initial?

M

4. Your month of birth?

November

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

Madison

7. Your favorite number?

5

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

Florida

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

I wish I could be a singer

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(NO CHEATING!!!)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid-back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday!

Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.

[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.

[x]You're very happy-go-lucky.

[x]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.

[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.

[ ]You're a good artist.

[x]You can be clumsy at times.

[x]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.

[x]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"

[x]You would surrender in a war situation.

(8/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious.

[x]Sausages are your favourite foods.

[x]You like to walk your dog.

[x]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.

[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.

[x]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.

[x]You work very hard.

[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.

[ ]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.

[x]You've had issues with money once or twice .

(7/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ ]You're very mature

[ ]You think everything over before saying it.

[x]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.

[ ]You isolated yourself during childhood.

[x]You became very successful in a short amount of time.

[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.

[ ]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.

[ ]You're good at practical tasks.

[x] You need time to adjust to new people.

[x] You have a major weakness for anything you deem 'cute.'

(5/10)

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x]You love hamburgers.

[x]You think you're awesome.

[ ]You love to invent things.

[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.

[ ]You can seem to be very brash to other people.

[x]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.

[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.

[x]You know aliens exist.

[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.

[ ]You wear glasses.

(5/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland) thats alot of names...

[x]You like tea.

[x]You were quite tough as a kid.

[ ]You're very sarcastic and cynical.

[ ]Your cooking is awful.

[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...

[ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.

[ ]You have tried doing black magic before.

[ ]You get drunk quite easily. (I'm STILL underage people!)

[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy. (Look Above, people)

[ ]You're good at embroidery.

(3/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ]You're very affectionate.

[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.

[ ]You like wine.

[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.

[x]You love red roses.

[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women. (O_o ...)

[x]You're very proud of yourself.

[x]You love culture and the arts.

[x]You're very flamboyant.

[x]You say you're a gourmet.

(6/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ]You had a very sad childhood.

[x]You're very tall.

[ ]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.

[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.

[x]You love sunflowers.

[ ]You love vodka. (Underage)

[x]You can seem intimidating to other people.

[x]You're very strong.

[ ]You have a big nose.

[ ]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.

(4/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[ ]You're very mature.

[x]You're very superstitious.

[ ]You're very religious.

[x]You love pandas.

[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.

[ ]You love Hello Kitty.

[x]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.

[x]You work hard.

[ ]You're good at drawing.

[x]You like sweets. (WHO DOESN'T XD)

(5/10)

And now for some other country people!!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x]You are very well-raised.

[ ]You're polite.

[ ]You love classical music.

[x]You like cake. (WHO DOESN'T LIKE KAKE)

[ ]You have a mole on your face. (ew)

[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.

[ ]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.

[ ]You've composed music before.

[x]You tend to call people 'morons'. (morons, idiots, etc. take your pick)

[ ]You wear glasses .

(4/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x]You're often ignored by people.

[ ]You look younger than you actually are.

[ ]You love hockey.

[x]You love polar bears.

[ ]You hate fighting.

[ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.

[x]You often get mistaken for someone else.

[ ]You feel under-appreciated.

[ ]You're bilingual.

[ ]You always carry a bear with you. (why would a carry a bear around with me?)

(4/10)

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.

[x]You're very physically strong.

[x]You've won a lot of fist-fights.

[x]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.

[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.

[ ]You like hot weather.

[x]You can be very friendly from time to time.

[ ]You look very tough on the outside.

[x]You make a very nice role-model. (not all of the time)

[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.

(6/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x]You have a potty-mouth.

[x]You like to wear flowers in your hair.

[x]You used to be a very tough kid.

[x]You're very reliable.

[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.

[x]You're very faithful.

[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.

[x]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.

[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.

[ ]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (what? It's kinda interesting)

(9/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x]You're very loyal.

[x]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.

[ ]You're very serious.

[ ]You have a lot of patience.

[ ]You think too much about philosophical stuff.

[ ]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...

[ ]You're not very confident.

[ ]You were quite rebellious as a child.

[ ]People tend to walk all over you.

[ ]You're a born worrier.

(2/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[x]You're very flamboyant.

[x]You're quite hyperactive.

[x]You can be quite goofy.

[x]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.

[x]You're very wary of strangers.

[ ]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.

[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.

[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.

[x]You love pansies and corn-poppies.

[x]You get up to lots of crazy antics .

(9/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[ ]You're quite mean-spirited.

[x]You're a bit of a hooligan.

[x]You're very loyal.

[x]You're very good at tactics.

[ ]You hate Russia. (How could anyone hate russia?)

[x]You love to fight people.

[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well.

[x]You're not always taken seriously.

[ ]You like drinking. (UNDERAGE!!)

[x]You want to become stronger.

(6/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[x]You are clueless about things around you.

[ ]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.

[x]You're very responsible.

[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.

[x]You love churros.

[x]You help people in crisis.

[x]You are quite random. (I AM NOT- OOH BUTTERFLY! XD)

[x]Somehow, you like bananas.

[x]You often offer food to people.

[x]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers. (One sister... but not in that way!)

(9/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot.

[ ]You like to order people around.

[ ]You're a scaredy-cat.

[x]You curse a lot.

[x]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.

[x]You tend to blush easily.

[x]You are lazy like hell.

[ ]You love tomatoes a lot.

[x]You fix yourself on stupid matters.

[x]You get defensive at the slightest comment.

(7/10)

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because...?) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.) On a sunflower seed packet: "This is not a peanut product." (I always thought peanuts came from sunflowers until now,of course.)

ONLY IN AMERICA... ...can a pizza get delivered to your house sooner than an ambulance can ...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink ...do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front ...do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke ...do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counter ...do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, and worthless stuff in the garage ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10, and buns in packages of 8 ...do we use the word 'politics' so freely: Latin: 'poli' meaning many, and 'ticks' meaning blood sucking leaches ...do they have drive up ATM's with Braille lettering

FUNNY SAYINGS

UGH! It’s not that I hate you... um... lemme put it this way, if you were on fire, and I had some water, I’d drink the water.

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well I think guns help because if you just stood around saying "BANG" it wouldn't do much.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

When.I.Read.Stuff.Like.This.The.Voice.In.My.Head.Takes.Pauses.

Keep saying those words. My head is held high. You wanna bring me down? I dare you to try.

If you ask me a question I don’t know, I’m not gonna answer.

It doesn’t matter what it is, it’s automatically cool if it glows in the dark!

Hi, I’m a girl. I don’t spend hours on hair and make-up in the morning. I don’t always wear the color pink. I don’t flirt with every guy I meet. I don’t think it’s cool to fail a test. I thank you when you compliment me instead of denying it and putting myself down. Yes, I exist. Have fun meeting all the other girls who do the exact opposite.

When I say I won’t tell anybody… my best friend doesn’t count.

Some people were dropped as a baby…. You were clearly thrown at a wall.

Every time I see the word “Explain” on a test, I die a little inside.

People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you.

Laughing so hard, no noise comes out; so you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

Dear Teacher, I understand you have to talk to the person in front of me but could please remove your fat butt from my face? Thanks.

I'm sorry I don't have glamorous hair, perfect skin, the straightest teeth, or the best body. I'm sorry I don't doll myself up all the time and that I wear those baggy shirts around the house. I'm sorry that I like to eat junk food once in a while and I'm sorry that I'm not a fitness guru. I'm sorry I'm not like some of the other girls. But the funniest thing of all is that I'm not sorry at all.

Teenagers: the most misunderstood people who are treated like children but are expected to act like adults

Okay, now I'm going to ask a question millions of girls all over the world want to know... boys, when did it become a high fashion to show us your stupid ugly boxers?!

I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bi, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich, poor, catholic, or jewish. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.

According to parents, we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for certain movies. It's no wonder teens are so rebellious! There's nothing else to do!

I wish life was like a musical. and in the middle of math, i could just jump out of my seat, throw up my papers and start singing. And then the whole math class would pull this dance routine out of their butt, and we would all know the song we were spontaneously making up... then sit down like nothing happened.

I'm not going to stress over you anymore. It isn't worth it. I tried to be a good friend, but you ignored it. I'm not going to say I don't want this friendship because I really do. All I'm saying is I'm done chasing after you.

No matter how old you are, no matter how cool you think you are, if a toddler hands you thier ringing toy phone, you answer it.

I will only stop being your friend when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walk on water.

Learn the rules so you know how to properly break them

You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something sometime in your life.

Those are my principals, and if you don't like them... ... well I have others.

I'm original and unique. I'm my own person and if you don't like me... screw you. I'm awesome.

I love irony. You know what's ironic? How the people who know the least about you have the most to say.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Dear McDonald's Cashier, Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked, there were no age limits for Happy Meals. Sincerely, Don't Forget The Toy

I'm sorry you don't like me. I'm sorry you think I suck. But most of all, I'm sorry I don't give a crap.

Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground... and miss.

It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up -_-

If you're gunna embarrass yourself, do it right!

Get the facts first, you can distort them later.

Is it just me or does everything seem funnier when you’re suppose to be quiet?

Emotional without all the emo... it's called being human.

Dear Humans, Remember when your parents told you we were more afraid of you, then you were of us? We're not. Sincerely, Spiders

10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden... in his house.

Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.

Did you fall from heaven? Cuz it looks like you landed on your face -_-

You get home from school. There is a giant box in the front living room with the word 'FRAGILE' on it. This can only mean one thing... BUBBLE WRAP!

Me: Can I use the bathroom?

Teacher: I don't know, can you?

Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher, you would know that. Oh well, I guess I'll do it your way. May I go to the bathroom?

Teacher:...

Everyone thinks a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy... pfffttttt! Yeah right! Our dream is to eat without getting fat.

Children don't care whether a person is a girl or a boy, black or white, pretty or ugly, different or the same. They will be friends simply because they get along. Children don't care about politics or religion. And yet they say adults are wiser.

Anyone popular is bound to be disliked.

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning... but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

MORE RANDOM FUNNY STUFF...Ok, Maybe not...

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this in your diary. (BOLD the ones are me.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be annoying

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'M SCANDINAVIAN so I MUST love fish.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be having sex with them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black!

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (doesn't everyone like watermelon)

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling crazy.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a crazy.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE so I MUST be an outcast

I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic crazy.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Memerable Quotes

"What do we want?" "BRAINS" "When do we want them?" "BRAINS"

LOOK!!! DISTRACTIONS!!!

"Shit happens. You just have to watch where you step."

I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity - Edgar Allen Poe

A social life? What's that?

Dragons are like cheese. If you throw rocks at them, my name is Greg.

Yo Ho. Yo Ho. ;3

Vampires and Pirates and Zombies, Oh My!

"Your words guide us!" "We are dumb."

"Can you be a sweetheart and get me to the car? I seem to be paralyzed."

"Eew! You can see up Mom's dress!" "Hey! Those are my underpants!"

"Can you be a dear and shoot Mommy in the head?" "I would but Dad'll get mad."

"Asmith will hunt you down even though you are standing right here!"

"Because he's in love. He's wrapped in a silken blanket of ecstacy... And he hates your guts."

"You married him, took him away from us, put him under some sexual spell. I can respect that. But Marideth please... Pastels

100 Truths

1. Last beverage: Orange Juce

2. Last phone call: 3 hrs ago

3. Last text message: 24hrs

4. Last song you heard: fly away

5. Last time you cried: 2 days ago

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Got back with someone you've broken up with: yes

7. Been cheated on: no

8. Kissed someone & regretted it: no

9. Lost someone special: Yeah

10. Been depressed: You bet.

11. Been drunk and threw up: UNDERAGED!

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

12. black

13. blue

14. purple

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2012)

15. Made a new friend: yes

16. Fallen out of love: no

17. Laughed until you cried: Yes

18. Met someone who changed you: yes

19. Found out who your true friends were: Yeah

20. Found out someone was talking about you: yep

21. Kissed anyone on your Facebook friend's list: No facebook

22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: all of them

23. How many kids do you want?: 2

24. Do you have any pets: a dog (grace), a rabbit (houdinie), another dog (max), a dog (lucy), a dog (storm), and a cat (minnie)

25. Do you want to change your name: nope

26. What did you do for your last birthday: Ate Dinner at a resteraunt

27. What time did you wake up?: 7:00am

28. What were you doing at midnight last night?: Playing truth or dare, ;)

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for?: to get a job

30. Last time you saw your Mother: yesterday

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Never met my Ex stepdad

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: no

34. Who is getting on your nerves now?: max the dog

35. Most visited website?: Youtube

36. Whats your real name: Monica Jade wainwright

37. Nicknames: moni, doodle bug, and mj

39. Zodiac sign: ???

40. Male or female?: Female

41. Primary School?: Elemantary? seven different school

42. Middle School?: hatred of middle school, Middle School

43. High school?: Sadly not old enuff

44. Hair color: brown

45. Long or short: shortish

46. Height: tallish

47. Do you have a crush on someone?: yes, you cant know who

48: What do you like about yourself?: im awesome

49. Piercings: Ears

50: Tattoos: Nope.

51. Righty or lefty: lefty

FIRSTS :

52. First surgery: yes

53. First piercing: Ears

54. First best friend: hope

55. First sport you joined: soccer

56. First vacation: went to destin flordia

58. First pair of trainers: How am I supposed to remember that?!?!

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating: Nothing

60. Drinking: Orange Juice

61. I'm about to: nothing

62. Listening to: Music: nope

63. Waiting for: nothing

YOUR FUTURE :

64. Want kids?: yes

65. Get married?: yah

66. Career: singer or dancer

YOUR SPOUSE:

67. Lips or eyes: Eyes

68. Hugs or kisses: both

69. Shorter or taller: Taller

70. Older or Younger:older

71. Romantic or spontaneous: both

72. Nice stomach or nice arms: both :)

73. Sensitive or loud: middle

74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship

HAVE YOU EVER :

76. Kissed a stranger: no

77. Drank hard liquor: Underage

78. Lost glasses/contacts: no

79. Sex on first date: O_O no

80. Broken someone's heart: I can't lie anymore...Yes...

82. Been arrested: not yet

83. Turned someone down: Yup!

84. Cried when someone died: yes i have

85. Fallen for a friend:hell ya ronnie

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself: what kind of question is this?

88. Love at first sight: To a limit

89. Heaven: Yup.

90. Santa Claus: yes

91. Kiss on the first date: Depends

92. Angels: Yush

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: No

95. Did you sing today?: yes

96. Ever cheated on somebody: Nope

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: no idea :3

98. The moment you would choose to relive?: The Good Ones!

99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: nope

100. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths?: Nope :3

Do it right

"Do as Italy...Make Pasta not war"

"Do as America...Make a movie not a drama"

"Do as England...Burn your food not everybody else wishes"

"Do as Spain...Raise children not enemies"

"Do as Germany...Fallow the rules, even if you don't understand them"

"Do as Austria...Play music even if you don't have a rhythm"

"Do as Japan...Grow, not get stuck in your past"

"Do as France...When in doubt, push random buttons"

"Do as Canada...When you feel out of place, just be invisible"

"Do as Russia...Maintain your innocence, even if your past is not that childish"

"Do as Prussia...Live, even when there seems nothing to live for"

"Do as Switzerland...Stay neutral even if the world's breaking apart"

"Do as Sealand...Speak, even if no one is listening"

notes to self

1. Do not introduce self as a role-playing character in public.

2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3. Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5. Do not go out in public.

6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7. Note expressions.

8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9. Floor is slippery when wet.

10. Lake is slippery when dry.

11. Only talk to strangers you know.

12. Strangers you don't know are spies. Kill them all.

13. For legal purposes, be sure to delete above note.

14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15. Kill them for security purposes.

16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18. The men in white coats are not your friends.

19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24. Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25. Train an army of flying monkeys.

26. Goldfish don't like milk.

27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28. Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29. People are staring at you.

30. So act insane.

31. People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32. Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... and teeth.

33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible.

35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... bonding.

36. Never pet a burning dog.

37. Never make eye contact with a naked man - especially not if you are wearing a parka.

38. Naked men dig parkas.

39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40. You know what would look good on you?

41. Immolated cockroaches.

42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43. The size of Danny DeVito.

44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46. Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gum nut tree!"

48. No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49. That way is rum.

50. Constipated people don't give a sh!t.

52. You cannot kill the snow.

53. The snow can kill you.

54. Grass can also kill you.

55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56. Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57. HE is real - no matter what the men in white coats say.

58. Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61. Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul-sucking demon.

63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64. Ask Senor Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65. Remember to kill HIM...

66. Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67. Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69. Scream - the doctors don't like it. They'll give you a shot of something nice.

70. Hide the bodies. Otherwise, people ask embarrassing questions.

71. Eat the evidence.

72. But not if it's broken glass.

73. When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75. Disregard last note.

76. Note reactions.

77. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78. Stock up on ball point pens.

79. Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81. Do not stick fingers into blender.

82. Blender... bad... ouch…

83. Blood loss is bad.

84. Find way to re-attach fingers.

85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86. Answer every question with a question.

87. Ask people what gender they are.

88. Note reactions.

89. Refer to people as "mortal".

90. The Seagull from Hell is out to get me.

91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92. Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93. Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94. Kill them.

95. Brutally.

96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97. Dunk head in boiling water.

98. Disregard last note. It was written by Voice #7.

99. Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100. Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

101. Find out who invented "Barny".

102. Kill them.

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:

[x Brown - $100

Blonde - $50

[ ] Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

[ ] Other - $75

Total: $50

Eye Color:

[ ] Brown - $50

] Green - $75

[ ] Blue - $150

[x] Hazel - $100

[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $200

Height:

[ ] Over 7′ - $200

[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175

[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150

[x]5″ to 5′11″ - $75

[ ]5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85

[ ] Under 5′4 - $0

Total so far: $275

Age:

[ ] 50 to 56 - $175

[ ] 46 to 50 - $150

[ ] 41 to 45 - $125

[ ] 31 to 40 - $100

[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

[ ] 21 to 25 - $50

[ ] 19 to 20 - $25

[X] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $375

Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750

] First born - $320

[x] Only Child - $250

[ ] Second born - $150

[ ] Middle child - $100

[ ] Last Born - $100

[ ] Third born - $550

[ ] Fourth born - $300

[ ] Fifth born - $400

[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $625

Drink?

[ ] I did like once - $400

[ ] Only Holidays - $250

[ ] Sometimes - $215

[ ] YES - $200

[ ] Only weekends - $300

[ ] Every other day - $50

[ ] Once a day - $15

[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1,225

Vision?

[x]perfect vision $400

[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

[ ] No correction - $100

[x] Glasses - $50

[ ] Contacts - $25

[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1,235

Shoe Size:

[ ] 13 - $300

[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250

[x] 11 to 12 - $400

[ ] 7 to 10 - $50

[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1,635

Favorite Colors (multiple)

[X] Green - $1

[x] Red - $600

[x] Black - $100

[ ] Yellow -$475

[ ] Brown - $300

[X] Purple - $225

[x] White - $400

[X] Aqua - $350

[ ] Orange - $300

[ X] Blue - $300

[x] Pink - $100

[X] Other - $500

Total: $4,211

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

[ ] Yes - $0

[x] Nope - add $1000

[ ] some - $750

Final Total: $5,211

You know your obbsessed with Hetalia when...bold apply

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together

3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class

4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots

5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)

6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.

14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.

15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means.

16. You end every sentence with "aru".

17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.

19. You want Prussia back on the map.

20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.

23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.

24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.

25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand. (only in my mind)

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic

27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (And you're American.)

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.

29. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

30. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, or Francis are forever linked to Hetalia.

31. Scream "Pasta" at everyone who is eating some.

Miss Lucy had a Steamboat (For the people that actuly read all the way down here)

Miss Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell (toot toot)

the steamboat went to Heaven, Miss Lucy went to...

Hello Operator, dial number nine,

and if you disconect me I'll chop off your...

Behind the 'fridgerater,there was a peice of glass,

Miss Lucy sat apon it and cut her little...

Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies,

the boys are in the bathroom, zippin up their...

Flies are in the medow, bees are in the park,

Miss Lucy's with her boyfriend and its geting very D-A-R-K, dark, dark, dark, dark