Ryoko Asakura has decided to shake things up a bit, but she went to far and has to pay the price. And when Sonou Mori finds out, what will she do? Things are about to get juicy in... The Compromise! *Coming to select theaters near you.*

Kyon never said those few fateful words and never gave Haruhi the idea to form the SOS Brigade. What does one do in a world without purpose? A meditation on the melancholy, hopefully with a bit of light at the end.

"I was just trying to picture what kind of girl you could have been." With that simple sentence, Haruhi turned upside down Kyon's life overnight. Contains genderbend Kyon, nudity, and some lesbian scenes.

There's something really odd going on here. If this is an act, could someone please lend me the script? And who's this Kyon guy, anyway? Rewrite.

To promote the Brigade, Haruhi has decided to do a sex tape.

"..Staz's entire demeanor shattered like glass- revealing a Staz that he was sure he had locked up the day they left Hydra's place. A Staz that he considered taboo. He couldn't lie to himself anymore; he was in love with Fuyumi..." Just a one shot of what I hope happens with Fuyumi and Staz :

The adventures of a simple rowboat, lost at sea. A metaphor taken to a new level.

Even if everything in your life is someone else's toy, there is one thing you still control.

A direct sequel to Outcast. School life goes on at Hikami Gakuen, and Kyon ponders his relationship with Haruhi, after all she's done for him... A Tanabata fic.

"Please be gentle with me." A story of Senjougahara and Araragi's first night together, based in Nisemonogatari. WARNING: Explicit Content, should be rated MA.

Kyon travels several years into the future and finds out a terrible truth: His death.

It has been 8 years since Kyon made his fateful decision to leave the world of The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya. Kyon and Haruhi have since married. Suddenly they are brought into a world where Kyon meets his younger female counterpart. Something has gone horribly wrong, and Kyonko is terrified. Kyon wants desperately to save his younger sister, but how? COMPLETE

Kyon tells his children the story of how their parents fell in love. Warning: The shipping may or may not get completely out of hand.

Spreading fun and excitement throughout the world? Yup, Haruhi has taken it to the next level.

It's the end of second year exams, and Haruhi and Kyon indulge in some forbidden habits as celebration.

[The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi] [KYONxHARUHIxMIKURUxYUKIxRYOKOxTSURUYA] For various reasons, the girls are falling for Kyon. But for Kyon, it's just giving him a headache, and Haruhi's not liking it. She'll probably destroy something.

The long awaited sequel to the incredibly popular Meet the Suzumiyas. Things take a turn for the worst for Kyon and everyone else when a new evil is born on a day very special to Haruhi.

A story that looks at the other side of things in the Disappearance universe...

Haruhi is finally told everything? What about Kyon? How will he be effected? Will they both come to terms with their feelings? Read to find out!

Haruhi banked on a theory involving her most hard working slav- I mean brigade member. Typical Haruhi fashion. Beta'd by Enchantedsleeper.

In At a Glance, we explored an alternate universe based on a physical disability. This story tries to accomplish the same thematic goals, while centering on social issues instead. Kyon and Haruhi meet in high-school, but this time around, something is different...

Kyon has landed in hot water: He and the rest of the Brigade must aid Haruhi by taking part in the school production! Being given the simple job of creating the background of the stage and a famous mask in the musical world, he eventually plays a larger part in what was meant to be an easy week. Will it all come together, or will it be curtain call?

A midnight meet-up blossoms into something more. Time to get confession-y. *one-shot fluff, Kyon/Haruhi*

A Tanabata fic, written for a friend. Sometimes, Haruhi wonders at the distance between her and Kyon...

A short, somewhat comedic piece making designed as something of a Take That! at a popular but terrible take on an aspect of Haruhi's life that few fics explore well...

Haruhi's attending her first day of school after realizing over the holiday that she loves Kyon. Everyone's going to find out the hard way that Haruhi always gets what she wants...everyone meaning Kyon, of course.

Kyon leaves the SOS brigade. How will Haruhi react? Rated T for mild swearing. Display problems are solved now.

A oneshot exploring something the light novels overlooked. What did Kyon and Koizumi do for the girls in the SOS Brigade for White Day, anyway?

So it turns out that Calculus is Haruhi's fault, the ideal murder weapon is now a week-old baguette, and all of this somehow leads to a couple of teenagers and not much clothing. As if anyone's surprised.

Haruhi Suzumiya is a rebel with a badge trying to find her missing partner. Mikuru Asahina is a fresh recruit with a naive ideal about the world. They fight crime! At least, that's the plot of the second SOS Brigade movie. Can Kyon's narration save it?

Waking up can be difficult when the evil waffles are invading, and you can't kick giant marshmallow strawberry.

Kyon gets dragged out of bed far too early for his tastes on the spring vacation between his first and second year of highschool.

A quick experimental piece taking a look at what may have happened while Kyon was napping in 'Some Day in the Rain'...

This is the story of Kyon, Haruhi, Mikuru, Nagato and Koizumi after High School and the Fall of the SOS Brgade. Multiple One-Shots that take place over the course of many years published and written in non-chronological order. On hiatus.

It's a new year at school, and Haruhi's frustrated with the state of affairs in the Brigade. In order to get things back on track, she decides to give everyone their annual review... Diverges after book 8.

'I'll wake you up, OK Kyon? So be ready for when I do.' Romance fic based on the Disappearance

A crack fic that demanded it be written suddenly. To summarize Kyon's explanation of his experiences, let me quote him: "What the hell just happened here?"

Haruhi knows it's dangerous to fantasize about someone who doesn't like her back, but that doesn't mean she can, or deep-down really wants to, stop. Takes place on the evening Haruhi creates the new world. One-sided KyonxHaruhi. Rated for sexual theme.

Asahina's birthday itself was almost unnervingly normal. It was only afterwards that the problem started. Kyon/Haruhi, largely of the Kyon-in-vague-denial variety.

Small peeks into times near and far... A direct sequel to At a Glance. No real dramatic tension, just fluff. Happy Tanabata. :

Kyon/Haruhi. When did ensuring the survival and stability of the world become nothing more than an excuse? Romance/Humour with a dash of angst. Oneshot.

An exploration of how things might have gone if who was oblivious - and how - were changed ... just a little bit. Experimental.

In which Kyon's life becomes an indie movie. Sort of. Written for Yuletide 2008.

'Why else would Suzumiya-san allow you and you alone to call her name without honorifics?" Kyon POV

Believing in something is powerful. Despite spending his time around a girl whose beliefs change the world, Kyon managed to forget that. Haruhi thinks he needs a reminder. And the rest of the SOS Brigade, well, they have their own plans.

Haruhi drags Kyon to a closet and some stuff happens. Ohohohohoho.

"I never thought Miss Suzumiya would be the sort of person to want such a thing." Implied KyonxHaruhi.

Kyon goes into the clubroom finding only Haruhi there. Kyon walks with Haruhi home,alone. Things will happen that might be a hint of Haruhi's likeness to Kyon. But you know what I'm still wondering? Where are the others? Please review!

The trauma that I am talking about is that of my energetic, paranoid, manic, unstoppable mother, who taught me almost from the day of my birth about time travellers, ESPers, aliens, magicians, yakuza, vengeful gods, and sliders.

a bunch of shorts and drabbles offering snapshots of life in the S.O.S Dan. you can find a sprinkle of harukyon and, to a lesser degree, of itsukyon if you want

I was woken by a phonecall from the one girl in the world who called me whenever she felt like it, with no regard to what I might be doing at the time. It was the end of our junior year. Asahina Mikuru was graduating in a few months. -KyonHaruhi-

In order to avoid having to move away, Kyon is given the option of moving in with Haruhi. Knowing that this would mean meeting her parents, Kyon soon finds out that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. KyonXHaruhi *Story Complete!*

KyonxHaruhi, fluff. A fight in the club room yields more understanding of the normal Kyon and the extraordinary Haruhi.

The groups observing Haruhi have determined that Kyon's ability to manipulate her makes him a threat. A threat that must be eliminated. Betrayal and deceit plague Kyon as he struggles to stay alive and, even more painfully, find out just who he can really trust.

Ever wonder if there's a time when Kyon isn't bored? Haruhi isn't so dominant? Mikuru isn't adorable? I wonder myself....Ask the brigade! I beg of you! They dont eat till you ask!

Let's hope they don't go awry here. Rant, oneshot. Rated T for a couple of very mild sexual references.

A change in reality creates unusual problems for Kyon! Yuri!

I'm fighting for my life against Haruhi's evil ex-boyfriends. She and Nagato are fighting over me. Either way, the world's going utterly crazy. Who do I choose? How do I even survive? Will there be anything left once this is over? KyonxHaruhi&Yuki.

Haruhi has found a book in the libary. But what's in it?

*Set after a possible outcome of book 10* When Haruhi makes a startling confession about the person she loves, can Kyon and her survive the fallout and the effect it will have on the SOS Brigade. Can Kyon solve this dilemma, does he even want to?

Kyon wakes up one day as a girl, in yet another one of Haruhi's bizarre incidents. Now s/he must find out what happened, save the world from another near-apocalypse, and hopefully change back to normal. But, first he needs to ask, does s/he even want to?

Kyon/Haruhi. "The White King thinks the game of chess is wrong"

Haruhi's asked Kyon to stay back after an errand... songfic. OOC. Chapters generally independent of each other. ARC STARTS 4TH CHAPTER

Some short stories involving Haruhi Suzumiya and her friends in the SOS Brigade.

A slightly fluffy oneshot expiriment. Kyon awakens to a particular set of circumstances. Nya?

Sometimes one would come so close. They would be right in so many ways, but wrong for her and for eternity. They would choose against her eventually. And it broke her heart every time.

What if Kyon started to completely ignore Haruhi?

This is the sequel to Blunt Force Trauma. Just some nice waffiness with no real dramatic tension. Beware heavily researched cultural notes!

My thoughts went back to Taniguchi's question. His question was about Haruhi and I dating. Why do I put up with Haruhi Suzumiya? What do I do it for? Kyon/Haruhi Oneshot

Has everyone gone crazy? My life isn't some stupid harem drama, y'know! And what's up with Nagato acting like a normal person? And did Koizumi just try to punch me? Dammit Haruhi! What the hell have you done!

Haruhi Suzumiya teaches you many things about your High School

Haruhi's leaving, what will Kyon do?

The plotless lesbian sex of Haruhi Suzumiya. HaruYuki PWP. Yuki POV.

The word impossible has started to lose meaning for me recently. It feels like a good thing, though.

A sudden blow to the head can make for some stunning insight. This is the story of Haruhi, after she finds out what she truly is. And how she deals with it. Or doesn't, as the case may be. Poor Kyon....

Sometimes, a bad idea or two is necessary... right?

Haruhi isn't careful what she wishes for. Will she regret it?

It's an ordinary day... but why are everyone looking at me like that...?

Haruhi's world shakes. Who might be the one helping her out? KyonXHaruhi RATED M FOR MATURE: LATER CHAPTERS INCLUDE LEMON x3

For Kyon, kissing Haruhi was always an interesting experience. Oneshots and snapshots exploring in reverse a relationship between our favorite deity and her cynic. Will not be continued.

Kyon wants to be a father. Haruhi doesn't want to get pregnant. A short fic on the unusual ways that Kyon and Haruhi deal with the inevitable compromises of marriage.

A ball, including all of the SOS Brigade, and a few others. Kyon's POV Haruhi/Kyon.

A small collection of stories with no real plot, where the main focal point is the interaction between Kyon and Haruhi as a couple.

Kyon/Haruhi :: A story of coincidence, walking and Haruhi Suzumiya, stumbling into my path before school had even begun.

Waking up in the mornings is hard... I guess that's why they invented alarm clocks...

Short oneshot in Haruhi's POV.

When a time-traveller alien esper slider shows up in a blue box, Kyon has the worst day ever trying to keep the universe from blowing up. Everybody else seems to have a pretty good time, though.

How do you apologize to someone that refuses to talk to you?

GENDERBENDER. Kyonko was really just trying to get some femininity. Really. Of course, Haruki had to intervene, that crazy- Haruki/Kyonko, FLUFF, ONESHOT!

When Haruhi drags Kyon on another shopping trip, will he finally see? ONESHOT Fluff-ness

Perspective from Kyon. a little ooc but whatever

A more dramatic take on the origin of "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya." The event that happened three years ago is revealed, and how Haruhi came to be a God becomes the driving force behind her melancholy.

At the first annual SOS Brigade Halloween Campout, everyone is required to tell a scary story, but the place they camp-out ends up being more frightening than the stories. But is it Haruhi's fault? Meant to mimic a chapter from the light novels

Like a cat, Haruhi found herself growing curious about a certain matter. But like a cat, she was growing impatient.

A little exploration into the mind of Haruhi Suzumiya, and how it developed to this point. One-Shot piece of fluff, but I liked writing it. Enjoy!

The Vacillation of Haruhi Suzumiya: Whether it's between normalcy and adventure or love and your career, making choices is tough. Unfortunately for Kyon, when the person with the difficult choice is a god, sometimes the solution isn't so convenient.

What would happen if Kyon would strike Haruhi when they were filming? Uses continuity from both books and anime, around the school festival.

Kyon and Haruhi share their first kiss, but the action fails to destroy closed space. An old book of fairy tales planted by Nagato at the clubroom will lead Kyon to the right path. But does he have the balls for such a kinky solution? A KyonxHaruhi lemon

Kyon teaches everyone's favorite alien android how to swear. Hilarity Ensues. Rated T for bad language.Oneshot.

Sequel to "To Kyon, Love God" With their roles reversed, Now it's Kyon's turn to present Haruhi with a White Day gift. Haruhi X Kyon

Haruhi stared at the closed door, half expecting him to pop back inside and apologize for yelling at his precious chief like that. She waited for a minute with her arms crossed and a scowl on her face, but Kyon never came. HaruKyon.

Haruhi is having a bad day... and so far, it's lasted a month. So Kyon decides that it's time to do something.

Haruhi/Kyon. So she’ll scowl or she’ll smile, and she’ll make him laugh or burn up inside, and even at the end of it all he still can’t see inside of her, but as long as she kisses him like that, and keeps on believing, then it is okay.

Kyon walks in on Mikuru changing...Maybe they should keep the door unlocked more often

While she was dragging Kyon to the clubroom Haruhi accidentally gets knocked out. But this simple human condition may have more serious effects. Kyon, pressured into cooperating, accidentally gets pulled into a much larger problem. Since when is that new?

When a cave is discovered on Tsuruya's property, Haruhi wants to be the first to explore it. Meant to mimic a chapter from the light novels.

The SOS Brigade records its own cooking show with Haruhi as the head chef. Enjoy this tasty little morsel. Read and review, feedback is cool too!

Haruhi x Kyon, hints of Koizumi x Haruhi Kyon's fall, from Haruhi's eyes. Runs parallel to The Disappearance of Suzumiya Haruhi novel.

She was a leader, he was a follower. She was psychotic, he was placid. She was fire, he was ice. She was his, he was hers. A hundred days in the life and love of Haruhi and Kyon. CURRENT THEME - 3. Photographs //Updated semi-daily, I hope\\

Full title: The Cat And The Dog : Analogy Part 1 : Choking. Why does Haruhi start choking all of a sudden lately? And what happens when she and Kyon are alone when she suffers a horrible coughing attack? Long oneshot KyonxHaruhi Fluff.

In which Haruhi fails to gain psychic powers but nonetheless has an enjoyable experience. Kyon/Haruhi Oneshot

After getting wind of a mysterious rumor, Haruhi is off to investigate - but not alone, of course. Why is it she's the only one who doesn't see what a bad idea this is? Haruhi x Kyon Oneshot.

I wrote this with this in mind: What if Yuki, Mikuru and Koizumi never trully existed? What if... Kyon and Haruhi were the only members of the SOS Brigade? Basically, remove whatever could distract Kyon from Haruhi and what do you get? This.

Haruhi has to tell Kyon somthing after class. What does she tell him? What affect does it have on Kyon? Oneshot, based on a true event. R&R, please!

Kyon and Haruhi get into a fight which leads into a game of capture the flag, wait what?

To what lengths will the other brigade members go to when it comes to setting up our favorite couple... A collection of oneshots, ENJOY! Chapter two, sending her flowers equals a jealous Kyon and disasterific results...

A short Valentines Day fanfic centered around the cutest couple around. It's Valentines Day, and Kyon finds a strange letter in his shoe locker. Small oneshot for the holiday. Haruhi X Kyon

She was a stormy night she was the sensation of fire on your skin. And she caused in you an insane rapture just from that twinkle in her eye... Read more inside! HaruhixKyon. Please R&R! Complete. Lemon in the last chapter.

The consequences of teasing Haruhi has never been so rewarding. Haruhi x Kyon

As usual I was the one responsible for keeping her under control... what really happened that second night on the lone island. Warning for adult content and lemon. HaruhixKyon TwoShot

But not really. Having all the power in the world might sound interesting for some people, but whether it's in Haruhi's hands or his own, it proves to be more trouble than it's worth for Kyon.

Of all people, Haruhi Suzumiya should really be careful what she wishes for. Haruhi x Kyon oneshot

Why exactly were we in this precarious situation? As usual I blame her. Haruhi x Kyon oneshot!

Why exactly were the other club members late getting to the clubroom? Was it all part of her master plan? Haruhi x Kyon oneshot. Warning for Lemon and adult content.

Haruhi is beginning to take a more...direct role in her Sealed Reality stress relief sessions. Unfortunately for Kyon, she's also decided that fantasies of pleasure are more relaxing than those of destruction...HxK Sorry for OOCness! Beware slight citrus!

After an afternoon of video games, Haruhi and Kyon are left alone in the club room. mature Please review and give helpful feed back to encourage me to write more. Due to the postive feedback so far, I will try to continue this into a larger story.

Haruhi goes on a date, while Kyon and Mikuru spies on her! Not my best story, I know... and I can't think up of a good title either...

The new school council president unexpectedly hits a soft spot in Haruhi, so what does that mean? More trouble for Kyon to fix! Note: I could not think of a better summary, but please try it.

[HARUHI SUZUMIYA] Haruhi helps Kyon edit the second SOSdan movie, but he ends up getting a little more help than he had initially expected.

Kyon is less than pleased when Haruhi drags him out on Christmas Eve for a ‘mandatory party.’ In a case of misunderstood intentions, can Kyon and Haruhi find honesty in one another’s actions or will they fall victim to what’s been left unsaid?

A quick little The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi oneshot for you all. The twist is, it has three scenes, but in true Haruhi style, they're not in chronological order!

Kyon and Haruhi alone in the club room. KH