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Joined 07-07-05, id: 850079
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Hi, my name is Kris! Ummm... I don't have much to say so i'll just list it.

WARNING: I am random!


Favorite Food: Ramen(all because of my grandma and Naruto!)
Favorite Mangas/Animes: Naruto, Trigun, FLCL, Inuyasha

Least Favorite Mangas/Anime: Pokemon, Yugioh, and One Peice (Usop's nose scares me)


Favorite Pairings:

Naruto:

Naruto/Hinata

Kiba/Hinata/Naruto/Sakura/Sasuke/ (Huge isn't it?)

Sakura/Sasuke

Neji/Ten-Ten

Ino/a random pig named Mork

Sasuke/Sasuke

Kurenai/Asuma


Least Favorite Pairings:

Naruto:

Kakashi/Iruka (EVIL PAIRING!)

any yoai/yuri

Kakashi/Sakura (Gross!)

Hinata/Sasuke (how did that happen?)


Story Status:

The Dare Show: three chapters up so far. NEED MORE DARES! Has been taken off fanfiction.net for breaking some rules... _; I will make a website soon and put it up there.

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I Dropped My Toast by Scision reviews
Sirius really hates it when that happens. Not really a pairing. 4th-6th year or so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
His Pointless Letter by Niknak1012 reviews
Dead people can't read letters. So why does Dr. Cox find himself writing to Ben?
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
A Konoha Chick Flick by MisatoNoYume reviews
lights! Camera! ACTION! The Naruto gang is starring in a chick flick! Relationships, training and hanging out at the mall! Finally I revised! REVIEWS! Rated just in case...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005
Outtakes, Bloopers and cuts OH MY! by Blood red nin reviews
Warning: Extreme OOCness! Just a series of mishaps and situations that were never shown in the anime or manga. Purely for entertainment. Extremely random so enjoy. Rating for language and some themes Not a big deal
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,457 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 6/26/2005
The Konoha Karaoke Bar by Akai Ito reviews
Naruto Characters singing crackpot Karaoke...need I say more
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 6/13/2005
Shinobi Magazine by Reizei Aoi or Geekette reviews
Our beloved ninja's get interviewed by reporters! Some reporters live to tell their tale, when some.. Lets peer our eyes to the world of Shinobi interviewing and journalism!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2005
Konoha Comedy Tour by kakashi-lover-935 reviews
Kakashi, Sasuke, and Naruto are the stars of a new comedy tour from Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2005
Online Killer reviews
Murders start to take place in the village of Konoha, Who is doing this and what do they want? rated for gore
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006