Greetings, humans of Planet Earth!

This is your overlord, BlueboxTimeParadox! I've traveled distances incomprehensible to your minds and seen many wonders in the universe, but one thing always pulls me back to this planet: it's writers. On my home planet—whose name is too complicated for your human tongues to pronounce—the writing is boring and has a lack of imagination, but here the writing is full of wonder and emotion and soul! So, I've decided to grace you with my (moderate (amazing)) writing capability. You're (very) welcome.

On the other side of the spectrum, we have a human who I've deemed worthy of working with me (or did she deem me worthy? No matter (he's insane, either way)). Her name is Tempest Bound (A beautiful name, I might add (pshaw)). She is humanity's representative in this adventure, and I'm sure she won't disappoint. Watch as she paints pictures in your mind with words! Feel as she makes you cry for days! (I'm not exaggerating; her writing will do this to you, so be warned! (No, it won't. I hope.))

All this aside, on behalf of both of us, I'd just like to say prepare yourself, since it's gonna be a bumpy ride! This is That One Joint Account!

-BlueboxTimeParadox (and edited by Tempest Bound)

P.S: If you want to check out our separate works, here are the links to our accounts:

Tempest: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2938035/Tempest-Bound

BlueboxTimeParadox: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5188722/BlueboxTimeParadox