HELLO EVERYONE

okay (OMFG THE FAULT IN OUR STARS), i havent updated this in like a year and everyone changes in that amout of time so i though i may aswell redo all of this.

I absolutely love reading and writing but i dont have much spare time to do that ( thats why i like never update my stories) which really annoys me. My favourite books of all time are (dont judge i read some of these ages ago and they were amazing): Not in any specific order

1. The Mortal Instruments
2. The Infernal Devices
3. Divergent
4. Harry Potter
5. The Fault In Our Stars
6. Tigers curse
7. Fallen
8. Shatter Me
9. Lone Wolf
10. My Sisters Keeper
11. Beautiful Creatures
12. The Host

okay i think thats about all... there are more that i love but ive read all of these like 30 times.

hmmmm what else should i say?? i guess you might want to know a bit about me... I have brown hair that has natural light orange highlights. my eyes are blue with a hint of grey and a really dark blue outline. Im just under average height for my age. my favourite colour is blue. im not part of the popular or pretty group at my school but i still have lots of friends that dont bitch about eachother behind our backs. i have two cats, two dogs and two fish ( i think i may have a thing with the number two...). i hate it when people lie straight to my face thinking i cant tell. FYI i can. i also hate movie fans. as you guys proably know the mortal instruments movie came out a week or so ago and already theyre are swarms of movie fans. omigod theyre so annoying! they dont even know anything abou the series and theyre going around acting like they do! they dont know not to trust ducks, or that it was Chairman meows birthday party or what a bloody parabatai is!!!

okay i really dont know what else to say...

goodbye chickens xx

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